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<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Welcome to the brothers, the Miscreants.</font> | |||
<br>[Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"] | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' All right-</font> | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for Julie. And her brother found it on her computer and uploaded it to the YouTube without neither of our consent.</font> | |||
<br>[pause] | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [pause] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? '''Do you understand why we're here, fool?'''</font> | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Let me guess, you're all a bunch of trolls, aren't you.</font> | |||
<br>'''Trolls:''' No- | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' NO. </font> | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [incoherent] </font> | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "masturbatin' and squirtin'"- we have been there, from the beginning.</font> | |||
<br>[pause] | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' What? </font> | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Don't you remember Evan, the person who sent you gay pictures of Sonichu and you having sex?</font> [Chris sighs] <font color="#4DBD33">In 2007?</font> | |||
<br>'''Troll:''' Don't tell me Chris, the stress is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him? | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember? </font> | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Do you remember Jason- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the ED page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [pause] And can't you remember Blanca, the one who destroyed your medallion? Remember?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: Sarah McKenzie. Or, you know her as Panda. She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.</font> | |||
<br>[pause, a troll says something incoherent] | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?</font> | |||
<br>[pause] | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You're trying to make a slander out of me and a fool? Or just pick on me-</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' What? | |||
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Or just to pick on-</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.</font> | |||
<br>'''Troll:''' VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS. | |||
<br>'''Other Troll:''' Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva! | |||
(3 minute mark) | |||
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Revision as of 18:29, 3 March 2010
Mumble 9 is the ninth of the Mumble chats involving Chris.
Summary
In the short ninth chat, Chris enters a room full of the Miscreants. The trolls tell Chris that their mission is to stop him from ever getting china, and that they have many operatives including the infamous Jason Kendrick Howell. Arjen begins yelling at Chris, calling him a fag, and Chris screams about his dead Aunt Corina and leaves the chat.
Transcript
Clyde: Welcome to the brothers, the Miscreants.
[Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"]
Clyde: All right-
Chris: Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for Julie. And her brother found it on her computer and uploaded it to the YouTube without neither of our consent.
[pause]
Clyde: Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [pause] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? Do you understand why we're here, fool?
Chris: Let me guess, you're all a bunch of trolls, aren't you.
Trolls: No-
Clyde: NO.
Chris: [incoherent]
Clyde: Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "masturbatin' and squirtin'"- we have been there, from the beginning.
[pause]
Chris: What?
Clyde: Don't you remember Evan, the person who sent you gay pictures of Sonichu and you having sex? [Chris sighs] In 2007?
Troll: Don't tell me Chris, the stress is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him?
Clyde: SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember?
Chris: Yeah.
Clyde: Do you remember Jason- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the ED page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [pause] And can't you remember Blanca, the one who destroyed your medallion? Remember?
Chris: Yeah.
Clyde: All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: Sarah McKenzie. Or, you know her as Panda. She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.
[pause, a troll says something incoherent]
Clyde: We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?
[pause]
Chris: You're trying to make a slander out of me and a fool? Or just pick on me-
Clyde: What?
Chris: Or just to pick on-
Clyde: No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.
Troll: VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS.
Other Troll: Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva!
(3 minute mark)
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