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*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | *... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]? | *... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]? | ||
**... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? | |||
*... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]] | *... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]] | ||
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*... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? | *... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? | ||
*... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week? | *... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week? | ||
*... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | *... that despite initially despising it, ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | ||
*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise? | *... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise? | ||
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | *... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | ||
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*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | *... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | ||
*... that YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is | *... that YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 84 episodes long, and still going? | ||
**... and that Chris [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Geno_Samuel_DMs has DMed him] after seeing the series? | **... and that Chris [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Geno_Samuel_DMs|has DMed him]] after seeing the series? | ||
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | ||
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
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*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | ||
**... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? | **... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? | ||
* ... | * ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | ||
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*... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]? | *... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]? | ||
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*... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions? | *... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions? | ||
*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing? | *... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing? | ||
*... that [[ | *... that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|MLPG5 doesn't exist]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons? | ||
*... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | *... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | ||
*... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]? | *... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]? | ||
*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | *... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | ||
*... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]? | *... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]? | ||
*... that Chris needs no bitches? | |||
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*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | ||
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*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | *... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | ||
**... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]? | **... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]? | ||
**... that Chris no longer lives at [[14 Branchland Court]] and instead lives in the house owned by [[Caden Peck]]? | |||
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*... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]? | *... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]? | ||
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*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu? | *... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu? | ||
*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it? | *... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it? | ||
**... and that he's overdue for it [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|even in his newest car]]? | |||
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*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | *... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | ||
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*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day? | *... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day? | ||
*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
**... that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''? | **... and that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''? | ||
*... that [[Keffals]] is an enabler of Chris at least since the [Second Coming]? | |||
**... and that Helena Fiorenza actually blocked Chris on Twitter after he asked his contest winners to make art for him, despite her wanting to do so since 2019? | |||
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*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet? | *... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet? | ||
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**... that Chris has not been charged with rape? | **... that Chris has not been charged with rape? | ||
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]? | *... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]? | ||
**... and that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|G5]] has caused World War III? | |||
*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | *... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | ||
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*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"? | *... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"? | ||
*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[Randy Stair]] (AKA [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew]] [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Blaze]]) was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | *... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[Randy Stair]] (AKA [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew]] [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Blaze]]) was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | ||
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] | *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] made a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video? | ||
*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | *... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | ||
*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video? | *... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video? | ||
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*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | *... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | ||
*... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]? | *... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]? | ||
*... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he | *... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he was in jail]]? | ||
*... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | *... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | ||
*... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling_Friends|Smiling Friends]]? | *... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling_Friends|Smiling Friends]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | ||
*... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks? | *... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks? | ||
*... that Chris had an actual [[ | *... that Chris had an actual [[Fiona|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested? | ||
*... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]? | *... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]? | ||
*... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail? | *... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail? |
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- ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters?
- ... that Brütal Legend rocks?
- ... that Chris was featured on Fox News?
- ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons?
- ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
- ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge?
- ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video?
- ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
- ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video?
- ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?
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