Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.
File Name: kc92709.mp3
- Chris went to couple's relationship class by himself, told them about being trolled and how hard it is to be him.
- Kim told Chris to make a Sonichu costume, Kacey agreed. Chris says it's too much work.
- Chris is trying to get a job at Target.
- talking about buying and selling Guitar Hero stuff on Ebay, says that Guitar Hero is better than Rock Band.
- Chris talks about a bear and her cubs being near a school; he heard about it on the news. Kacey sounds bored as hell.
- talks about more news stuff, a guy who raped a 13 year old girl ran to Europe, Kacey doesn't care but then gets angry about child molesters.
- Chris says that child molesters should only get 5 years in jail. Kacey says that it should be longer, Chris eventually changes to 20 years. Kacey gets angrier and starts yelling at Chris. Chris backs down.
- Kacey is really pushing the topic of rape on Chris; Chris sounds uncomfortable. Chris: "I have never personally been raped. I would definitely be offended if I was."
- Chris talks about Family Guy/Cleveland Show, says that American Dad is bad.
- Chris keeps talking about Meg from Family Guy, saying that she's really hot. Kacey says as much as possible to piss Chris off in regards to Meg.
- Chris is STILL talking about Meg and wanting to bang her. Kacey calls Meg fat.
- Chris ignores any homosexual part of Family Guy. Gets pretty angry when Kacey keeps talking about how Family Guy is pro-homo.
- Chris stopped drinking various types of soda because he started to associate them with gay people.
- Kacey says that no gay man would ever be into Chris because he's not clean enough. This actually upsets Chris.
- Kacey asks if gay people have ever hit on him before. He says over the Internet it's happened.
- Chris claims he's been hit on a few times by girls back in middle school, ever since he left high school it hasn't happened because every single woman is taken by a guy already.
- Chris says that he has good fashion sense.
- Kacey says that the idea of being a "house husband" will make girls think that Chris is gay.
- Kacey says Chris needs to be more manly. Chris takes this to mean that he needs to take male hormone pills.
- Kacey tells Chris to go clean his room and says she has to leave.
Transcript
Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hey Chris, it's Kacey. How are ya?
Chris: Hey Kacey, I'm ok. How are you?
Kacey: I'm good. So whats uh- up with you? I mean, I haven't talked to you in awhile, I have been so busy.
Chris: Yeah, I kinda figured that. Yeah, a lot has been going on. Uhmm... Where do I begin? Shoot, when was the last time we talked?
Kacey: A couple of days ago.
Chris: A couple of days ago... Mmm.. Alright well ok well I guess I'll start with something good, yeah? Uhh.. yeah yesterday I took my uh, over to the first of uh, my uh relationship management classes. I think I told you about that?
Kacey: Uh huh.
Chris: Do we - I signed up for that class - I am saying I took the first one yesterday - I took the first one yesterday at - I guestimate or -or- say the day before yesterday - No. It's after midnight, it's not monday, it's saturday. Anyway, yeah, saturday morning I went to my first class and uhh -it - it was good. Uhhh- learned that first step in a matching your relationship is learning about your self so... So uh mu- So it was basically was three of us. I mean a teacher and uh- and another student woman named Elizabeth about -
Kacey: Well arn't those classes for people that are actually in relationships?
Chris: Uh, not necessarily, it could be considered- I mean- I mean, I was single and I was able to sign up for it.
Kacey: Well-But I mean, I mean they are not going to discriminate but... don't they teach you material that goes after the relationship?
Chris: Umh- Uh, They gave us some material even before the relationship like you know how to talk- How to uh... how to so- How to better socialize and uh... talk to woman and what not. It's sorta like Dating Education.
Kacey: Mkay. So what have you learned?
Chris: Mmm... Yeah I learned- Yeah I learned a little bit. Uh... I learned quite a bit... Mmm.. yeah, It seems like s-although it was like - Although -You know like- I have had coping classes before in middle and high school so this one was kinda similar to that one in a way- in a few ways. We did a few- we did a few worksheets filling in a little bit some information about uh- ourselves , our teachers did workshe-did our- did our worksheets along with us. A total of five people signed up for the class, but uh- but ya know three of them didn't make it. So... it was just like three of us saturday, anyway yeah...
Kacey: Well, I mean, what kind of things were on the work sheets?
Chris: Uhm... Yea-You know like uh... you know like a one or- a few- a yes few little - few questions like you know like- like you know- You could- rate how good you feel about your self or uh... or how are seen or like you see or you know how people see us a good friend or if you a little bit of confidence- err - if you have a little confident or even a few questions that were like in reversed this morning, like do you -do you know- do you sometimes feel lonely or sometimes doubt your self. But anyway, but like- In a possible 30 so - and I got 27. The teacher and Eliz- The teacher, her name was Wandea. Yeah Wandea and Elizabeth they each - they both- they each got 29 our of 30. Yeah, I mean- it's just a couple of things like sometimes like- I did have lonely nights um...and like you know I have a few concerns about how other people see me you know, like people over the internet, you know, some like me some don't like me so-
Kacey: You didn't talk about the trolls, did you?
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