Count Dankula

Markus Meechan, better known as Count Dankula, is a Scottish YouTuber. He is known for achieving major press coverage for posting a video where his girlfriend's pug does the Nazi salute on command.

Interview

The interview was initially teased by Kiwi Farms owner Null two days before, when he posted: "A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now." Like CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1, the questions were from user requests.

Some highlights include Chris saying that he physically travels to CWCville and other fictional cartoon and video games locations through portals that open up before him and claiming that his homemade S-Chu Ball is physical evidence of something he brought back from the other side. Another claim Chris makes is that he, his father Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy are/were half-Sonichu in real life. Most troubling of all is that Chris claims that serial killer Ted Bundy did not kill anyone, was innocent of all those crimes, was working undercover to find who the real murderer was, and was framed for the murders - all ideas he got from Idea Guy.

A Chat With Chris-Chan
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Stardate	5 June 2018

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Count:[laughs nevously] and uh here we are ehh chri- chris chan it is amazing to actually finally be able to meet you, how you doing?

Chris: I'm doing ok how are you?

Count: I uh-

[Chris interrupting count] Live on space coast, coast to coast

Count:[Laughs] Well uh I have been trying to set up this interview for quite a little while and as someone that has actually watched for uh good number of years and obviously, you know that a lot of the internet is very interested in you so im going to do my best and make sure this interview isn't like all the other interviews you've had where the interviews have been pretty lame and they havent dove too much into you so im going try to go into areas that some people may not have spoken about so I do have a few questions lined up of a few things that im pretty intrested in hearing about uh mainily about cwcville is-

Chris: Yes

Count: One of the... one of the main things that ive- from what I've read and some of the things I've seen is that you believe that CWCville itself is a completely real place

Chris: It is a real place

Count: as well... and all the characters within CWCville are also real

Chris: Yes

Count: and mo- and one thing that I've heard as well is that you believe that you can actually travel to CWCville

Chris: Yes I do believe so

Count: ohthatsfineum- so what is it that actually makes CWCville a real place

Chris: well it exists in another dimension and realistically it's in the northern part of Virginia

Count: Th- CWCville is in the northern part of Virginia

Chris: ya

Count: so you can actually travel there

Chris: uh not in this world but I gu- I have a way of which I'll be able to get there from this world to over there in that world

Count: how- how is it you actually travel there then, just curious

Chris: Well, we're still working on th- getting the bugs out of it, among which I've astral projected there. [incomprehensible] is quite infectuous.

Count: [Laughs] Thanks very much, I try my best to speak clearly whenever I'm on Youtube because my accent's very thick and sometimes people, uh, have trouble understanding what I'm saying. So, uhh, just to clarify as well, you can reach CWCville through astral projection, then, so it's like, with meditation kind of, you can reach CWCville?

Chris: Yes.

Count: Right. So, any g-

Chris: That's the easiest way of visiting at least.

Count: Right, I've got you. Umm, and so obviously, if you go to CWCville all the characters will be there, all the characters are actually real?

Chris: Yes.

Count: Right, well, just as... is there any... I'm just asking, is there any evidence that you have that proves CWCville is a real place?

Chris: Evidence? I can show a few things that I've actually gotten from there...

Count: If...If you want to show them on stream, yeah, that would be good.

Chris: I have an S-Chu Ball for one thing [shows ball off to camera]

Count: Did you get that from CWCville?

Chris: Yep.

Count: That's interesting, that's amazing. [smiles] Well, see how you... Have you travelled to CWCville before, yourself?

Chris: Yep.

Count: You have? Umm, can anyone travel to CWCville?

Chris: Hmm... Currently, the majority can travel to CWCville through meditation and astral projection. But for the, like, the proper visitation to happen, we're working on a portal, eh?

Count: Right. Okay, and so do you need to get special permission, then, before you can enter CWCville?

Chris: Eh... We're still going through a bunch of red tape there, but yeah. Pretty much.

Count: Ah, right, I've got you then. So then would CWCville essentially have, uhh, a bit of an immigration policy, then, only certain people would be allowed in?

Chris: Yeah. Too many people from this world could take great advantage of things, and try to make things go wrong. Very very bad.

Count: I completely understand where you're coming from. Umm, so when you actually travel to CWCville, what do you do while you're there?

Chris: I help watch over things, I help defend the city when need be, and I definitely see over the laws and things.

Count: Right. Because you're the mayor.

Chris: Uhh, I'm pretty much the big leader, I'm the head honcho, I'm the creator and the chronicler.

Count: Right, okay. So obviously you created this place so, would essentially... you'd be a little bit higher than the leader then, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be the god since you literally created the place?

Chris: No, no. I am not a god because a God created everything, I only created a portion. I did not create all things.

Count: That's fair enough, that's very humble. And when you're in CWCville, who do you speak to in particular? What characters from the Sonichu/CWCville universe, who do you speak to?

Chris: I talk to the... I talk to my Sonichu and Rosechu and all the others of my species.

Count: So what do you talk about?

Chris: About... I'm half Sonichu.

Count: You're half Sonichu?

Chris: Yes.

Count: So is it... Sonichu like part of yourself, almost like a split personality sort of thing, or is it an alter ego?

Chris: You see me transform in the books, eh? It's pretty much like that.

Count: Right. So are you yourself Sonichu? When you go to CWCville, do you transform into Sonichu or are you still-

Chris: I, I go there, I'm human, and then I can transform into my Chris-Chan Sonichu form.

See also

• Chris and journalism

    Chats and calls

⇐ Copitz interview

Chris's videos

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