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Real Name Noah
Also known as Carrie Krueger
Drew Pickles
Etno Polino
Captain Feathersword
Knights of C-197
Gender Male?
Nationality C-197
Occupation Twitter Ween
Twitter Account(s) @NoahIsSmelly

The Multidimensional White Knights (MWK) are a group of accounts created by Twitter user "NoahIsSmelly". They were created as a means of further deluding Chris into his beliefs of fiction existing in alternate universes, and to gain his trust for further weening, in the vein of the Idea Guys. Noah joined Twitter in February 2019 to cash in on the then-current meme of parody accounts for various fictional characters, primarily from Diary of A Wimpy Kid and The Amazing World of Gumball. When the meme lost popularity, he turned his attention to Chris, who was in the midst of the Soft Exile at the time. Though Chris accepted his follow request, Noah's fangirling fell on deaf ears, as he was being drowned out by Chris feeling sorry for himself and Jacob's fapping. His luck changed in June 2019, as Chris abruptly and unceremoniously opened his Twitter back to public viewing. Chris liked two of Noah's tweets, which helped embolden his weening/white knighting efforts. It was also around this time he created a series of sockpuppets known as "The Knights of C-197".


The first MWK account went under the name "CarrieKrueger17", which assumed the role of Carrie Kruger, a ghost character from the Cartoon Network series The Amazing World of Gumball. Most of the tweets that "Carrie" posted remained ignored, but Chris did like some, even commenting on a video he made to "channel Chris' psychic power." [1]


The second incarnation of Carrie. This account was created by Noah in 2016 presumably to cash in on the then-relevant Nutshack meme, with Tito Dick being one of the more recognizable characters from the show. Noah renovated this into a new Carrie to replace the apparently now-blocked CarrieKrueger17, who was blocked for as of now unknown reasons.


The Knights

The other miscellaneous knights are a smorgasbord of random characters matching Chris' seemingly random views in regards to the Dimensional Merge and C-197 as laid out in Chris' insane ramblings. No two accounts are from the same show, though all come from content oriented towards children. All of the accounts aim to convince Chris that they're protecting him or that they support and believe in his messages. Noah has created as of now 4 sockpuppets with the goal of attempting to convince Chris that they all worship him in an attempt to gain his trust and to reaffirm that he is a "CPU Goddess" by playing characters and commenting on his and others' twitter posts. You tell me who the autistic person is here. A current list is below:

Picture Account Sock Character Show They're From
@CarrieKrueger17 Carrie Krueger The Amazing World of Gumball
@TitoDickManBaby Tito Dick/Carrie Krueger The Nutshack/The Amazing World of Gumball
@drew_pickles Drew Pickles Rugrats
@ThatCraazyKid Etno Polino Space Goofs
@manny_not Captain Feathersword The Wiggles



See also

Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself:

Bill Riley | Carlos Chantor | Chloe | Junior Jenkins | Night Star | Stephanie Bustcakes | TwiSparLicious


At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Anne Boleyn | Aunt Corrina | Cole Smithey | Daniel Weston | Minor Family Members

Future: Crystal Weston Chandler | Lovely Weather | Reginald Chandler


Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | Julie | Catherine | Cryzel and Magi-Chan Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | PandaHalo

Minor sweethearts: Emily | Faeryn | Hanna | Jessica Quinn | Lori Lopez | Sarah Jackson | Vanessa Hudgens

Sweethearts-to-be: DoopieDoOver | Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower

Gal-pals: Anna McLerran | Clare Porter | Kellie Andes | Kim Wilson | Laura Dorazio | Sarah Nicole Hammer | Tiffany Gowen

Guard Dogs: Null | The Captain | Marvin

Others: Copitz | DRWolf | Female fanbase | Joey Vance | Leftovermedia | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon League friends | ProjectSNT | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford | Xleepy

The Unholy Tetrad:

White knights: Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | Robert Simmons V | William Elliott Waterman

A-logs: A-Log

Enablers: Ben Saint | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guys | Jacob Sockness | Teen Troon Squad | Other Enablers

Weens: Michael Hirtes


The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | The Asperpedia Four (Alec Benson Leary, Evan Christopher George, Mao Ling, and Sean August Watley)| Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Others: Arthur Spatchcock | Jeff Ouzuo | Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Surfshack Tito | Thorg

Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

JERKS: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Rob Bell | Sonic Boom producers


Famous people: Pmurt | Barack Obama | George W. Bush | John Tesh | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Others: Adam Stackhouse | Caitlin | DStecks | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Cryzel | Kimmi | Meg Griffin | Naru | Officer Nasty