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* Chris says his pastoral counselor ([[Rocky]]) told him premarital sex is okay. | * Chris says his pastoral counselor ([[Rocky]]) told him premarital sex is okay. | ||
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: Chris on premarital sex with Julie: After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it further. | |||
: Julie: I've said it many times. I discuss it in my letter. | |||
: Chris: I'm just sayin'. After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it. | |||
: Troll: We don't want you to go to hell. | : Troll: We don't want you to go to hell. | ||
: Chris: God is forgiving. | : Chris: God is forgiving. | ||
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: Troll: —which are ''right''— | : Troll: —which are ''right''— | ||
: Chris: ...are important. | : Chris: ...are important. | ||
: Troll: Then why so much hate against gays? If religion can be interpreted any way... | |||
: Troll: Then why so much hate against gays? If religion can be | |||
: Chris: Okay, um, I take back all the times I said I ''hated'' all the homos. But obviously when I said that I was under a whole bunch of [[stress]] and I just felt most uncomfortable around them and men in general and so I guess I just picked the wrong word. | : Chris: Okay, um, I take back all the times I said I ''hated'' all the homos. But obviously when I said that I was under a whole bunch of [[stress]] and I just felt most uncomfortable around them and men in general and so I guess I just picked the wrong word. | ||
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: Chris on female friends: I did not have as many sexual urges as I did when I turned 21. | : Chris on female friends: I did not have as many sexual urges as I did when I turned 21. | ||
* "I don't go to [[McDonald's]] often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week." | * "I don't go to [[McDonald's]] often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week." | ||
Revision as of 02:09, 2 June 2009
The eighth Mumble chat took place on 17 February 2009. Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his semen. There are discussions about lesbian sex, the homos (with awesome raging from GeckoMantis), and an Oscar-winning performance by Sarah May (RIP).
Summary
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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These events are not in order:
- Donald Duck impersonation
- Megan's favorite band is Guns N' Roses.
- Chris will not call Rick Astley a homo.
- There is a feud between Molvanîa and Russia.
- What is Chris's favorite Dragon Ball character? "I like Gohan's girlfriend!"
- Chris is asked to list the 10 commandments and the 7 deadly sins.
- Mr. Roboto gets kicked.
- Chris says his pastoral counselor (Rocky) told him premarital sex is okay.
[15:40]
- Chris on premarital sex with Julie: After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it further.
- Julie: I've said it many times. I discuss it in my letter.
- Chris: I'm just sayin'. After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it.
- Troll: We don't want you to go to hell.
- Chris: God is forgiving.
[17:00]
- Troll: Chris it seems like every time you find a way to justify yourself and find loopholes through your bible just so you can have premarital sex and everything, I don't fucking get it. You're trying to justify yourself for having a Playboy and you always just suggest that your counselor knows everythi—
- Chris: ENOUGH!
- Troll: NO, I'M NOT HAVING ENOUGH! FUCK YOU! FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL DOUCHBAG!
- Chris: Sometimes I don't know everything. So? Excuse me... for that.
- Chris: Listen, I appreciate your help. But when it comes to religion I think that our own individual interpretations among each of us individually respectable is as important to us... my interpretation and y'alls interpretation which are respectable... um...
- Troll: —which are right—
- Chris: ...are important.
- Troll: Then why so much hate against gays? If religion can be interpreted any way...
- Chris: Okay, um, I take back all the times I said I hated all the homos. But obviously when I said that I was under a whole bunch of stress and I just felt most uncomfortable around them and men in general and so I guess I just picked the wrong word.
[24:00]
- Chris on female friends: I did not have as many sexual urges as I did when I turned 21.
- "I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week."
- Chris says he measured his dick with a ruler (yet he never uses the ruler in his comic).
- Sarah May: "YOU CALLED ME JULIE AGAIN. HOW COULD YOU CHRIS?"
- Sarah May's attempted suicide.
- Sarah: Goodbye Chris...
- Chris: NO! SARAH! I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND!
- Julie: Sarah may be gone but—
- Chris: I still have you.
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