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[[Gal pal]] of Chris whom he loves "as a friend." Founder of [[Sonichu Girls]] forum.
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{{Quote|And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? |Sarah May}}
[[File:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|300px|The picture Chris drew for Sarah, Rosechu with a [[Pickle]].]]
'''Sarah May''' was a [[gal pal]] of Chris and co-founder of the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the [[IRC (20 January 2009)]] chat.


==Sarah reveals herself==
In [[Mumble 8]] (17 [[February 2009]]) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered [[Emily]] a threeway with him and [[Julie]], but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "[[Julay|Julie]]" four times in quick succession.  
Chatlog in the evening of 4 [[March 2009]].


<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:01:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Sarah.</font>
And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|a video]] in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently, Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:02:00] Sarah May:''' Hey, Chris!</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:02:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get my messages?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:02:48] Sarah May:''' Which ones?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:03:16] Christopher C.W.C.:''' firtsly, the one with the Codes for iTunes and PSN for SFIV I sent to you on the WiiNetwork.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:03:48] Sarah May:''' I will go look now! ^^</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:04:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I noticed you were on the PSN earlier.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:05:11] Sarah May:''' I have a bad habit of leaving it on while I'm away. :P</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:07:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm having trouble with "BlueSpike", aka the 13-year old brat who posed as Julie.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:08:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' he won't give me back my Yahoo account he stole from me; without it, not only will there no Sonichu and Rosechu Site, but it's costing me 15 dollars a month, and I'm having no control over that.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:09:00] Sarah May:''' I'm confused.. a 13-year old got access to Julie's accounts?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:09:17] Christopher C.W.C.:''' the 13-year old WAS Julie, this whole time.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:09:29] Sarah May:''' What? No..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:09:34] Sarah May:''' Julie told me she was 19, I think</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:10:11] Sarah May:''' She also said she was banned from the PSN.. did you do that?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:10:48] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I may have had a hand in that, by calling Sony myself to get MY account back.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:12:43] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I didn't know they were going to close his out in the process.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:18:36] Sarah May:''' So.. wait a second..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:18:38] Sarah May:''' Julie is a boy?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:19:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:19:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you in Mumble right now?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:19:25] Sarah May:''' I'm not. Are you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:19:30] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:20:31] Sarah May:''' Do you want me to go in there?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:20:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' only if you want to.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:33:21] Sarah May:''' I don't have Mumble on this computer, I'm really sorry, Chris</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:33:38] Sarah May:''' But please let me know when you're out</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:34:00] Sarah May:''' So we can talk.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:42:31] Sarah May:''' Chris, can you return that gift card? Or use it for yourself?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:49:11] Christopher C.W.C.:''' why?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:49:25] Sarah May:''' Well, I don't feel right taking it.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:49:35] Sarah May:''' Not after 'Julie' tricked you into wasting your money.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:50:13] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, it's not that. I'm giving this card to you, from my heart, after hurting you for me not being able to keep my promises before, as revealed in that past discussion.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:50:25] Sarah May:''' No, Chris</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:50:27] Sarah May:''' I want you to keep it</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:50:28] Sarah May:''' Please.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:51:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, I'll use it. And upon retrospective, I guess I could have kept my promises to you after all, since "Julie" was not real.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:51:25] Sarah May:''' Which promises?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:51:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' don't you remember; me and you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:52:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, with all that said, I am still planning to move on and search for True Love and Romance locally in Charlottesville; I'm tired of trying on the internet, and you have your boyfriend now. And again, I wish you the best of luck in your future with him.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:52:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, did you receive the sample of my hair from Cassie?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:52:46] Sarah May:''' No, Chris, wait..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:52:51] Sarah May:''' I have something to tell you</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:52:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:53:05] Sarah May:''' My boyfriend and I broke up</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:53:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' really?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:53:13] Sarah May:''' Yep</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:53:17] Sarah May:''' I'm single again</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:53:25] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm sorry to hear that.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:53:39] Sarah May:''' It's okay, it was a mutual breakup</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:53:40] Sarah May:''' ^^</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:54:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' well, if you still want to be with me, I ask you to come to my place, since I'm unable to make it to you, but at your own pace.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:54:21] Sarah May:''' What?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:54:27] Christopher C.W.C.:''' or I can just move on and search in C-Ville.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:54:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:54:47] Sarah May:''' What do you mean, you want me to go to your place?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:54:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that was what I said.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:55:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but you don't have to.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:55:39] Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you are unable to make the trip.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:56:02] Christopher C.W.C.:''' did I bother you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:56:03] Christopher C.W.C.:''' just now?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:56:21] Sarah May:''' Yes</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:56:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm sorry if I did.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:56:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not thinking totally clear; my virus is affecting my mind a bit.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:58:04] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I guess a better way I could have phrased it... what do you want to do in your pursuit for true love again?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:58:15] Sarah May:''' Why not blame it on your autism as well?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:58:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:58:50] Sarah May:''' Over what?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:58:53] Sarah May:''' Over your autism?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:58:57] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:59:29] Sarah May:''' . . .</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[6:59:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:59:39] Sarah May:''' Christian</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:59:46] Sarah May:''' Are you serious?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[6:59:53] Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:00:03] Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:00:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:01:03] Sarah May:''' No, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:01:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've also had better practices with eye-contact, by giving eye-contact to my webcam/PSEye</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:01:09] Sarah May:''' You haven't, and you never will.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:01:26] Sarah May:''' You've been blaming every one of your faults on your 'autism'</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:01:30] Sarah May:''' Since day fucking one</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:01:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:01:42] Sarah May:''' You can't survive without your 'autistic shell'</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:02:05] Sarah May:''' It isn't something that prevents you from socializing with others. It's what you hide behind so nothing appears to be your doing.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:02:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...I don't know...</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:03:00] Sarah May:''' What do you mean?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:03:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' my mind is blown over this; it's a blank.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:03:22] Christopher C.W.C.:''' i'm not sure what to think.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:03:29] Christopher C.W.C.:''' sometimes, I even feel retarded.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:03:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' mentally handicapped.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:03:50] Sarah May:''' ...</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:04:01] Sarah May:''' Chris, my nephew Cameron is autistic.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:04:15] Sarah May:''' It's a disgrace for you to call yourself autistic.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:04:23] Sarah May:''' You aren't; you never were.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:04:27] Sarah May:''' It's a ridiculous excuse.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:04:30] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I had the papers that said I was.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:04:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and the testwork behind those papers.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:04:42] Sarah May:''' Hah, you had 'the papers'?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:05:04] Christopher C.W.C.:''' they're in a filing cabinet in my house; my father knows where they are.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:05:38] Sarah May:''' Uh, okay..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:05:46] Sarah May:''' I don't doubt that you were tested.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:05:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I have a lot to sort through in my mind now, with all the input I've just got.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:05:57] Christopher C.W.C.:''' thank you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:00] Sarah May:''' Chris</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:02] Sarah May:''' Stay here.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:03] Sarah May:''' Now.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:07] Sarah May:''' If you leave, I'll leave.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:06:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ok</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:12] Sarah May:''' I'm all you have left.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:15] Sarah May:''' Stay here and listen to me.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:06:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm listening.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:06:51] Sarah May:''' I don't doubt that you were tested. What I do doubt is the legitimacy of those tests.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:07:23] Sarah May:''' I was tested positive for ADD years ago; I was on medication for a couple of months before I quit. I've been perfectly fine since.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:07:37] Sarah May:''' Tests often fail. They aren't foolproof.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:08:06] Sarah May:''' You're not autistic. You're just unwilling to function as a normal human being would.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:08:20] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that statement is not true.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:08:22] Sarah May:''' You just want an excuse for everything you do wrong.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:08:37] Sarah May:''' 'This girl doesn't like me, it must be because I'm autistic!! Bawwww!!!'</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:08:40] Sarah May:''' NO.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:08:48] Sarah May:''' Maybe it's because you're a fat, disgusting fuck?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:09:00] Sarah May:''' Listen to me.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:09:04] Sarah May:''' I'm not trying to hurt you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:09:08] Sarah May:''' I'm trying to help you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:09:17] Sarah May:''' You say you want me to be with you, yes?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:09:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, only if you want to be with me too.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:09:58] Sarah May:''' Heh.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:10:12] Sarah May:''' And what makes you think I have any desire to be with you?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:10:32] Sarah May:''' You're an utterly self-absorbed, elitist bastard.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:10:38] Sarah May:''' You don't know what a relationship takes.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:10:43] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I thought you liked me and cared about me, from your past efforts.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:11:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' you are right; I do not know what a relationship takes; I've never really had one, so how can I know or fully comprehend.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:11:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:11:17] Sarah May:''' No.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:11:22] Sarah May:''' Don't fucking say that.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:11:36] Sarah May:''' I knew what a relationship took when I was six years old.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:11:56] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:12:24] Sarah May:''' I would never want to be with you. No woman, girl, man, or boy in their right mind would ever want to be with you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:12:41] Sarah May:''' You are completely disgusting</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:12:51] Sarah May:''' You're a child stuck in a man's hideous, twisted body</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:13:08] Sarah May:''' Blaming your faults on everyone else, and your 'ailments'</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:13:19] Sarah May:''' You don't 'understand the women'</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:13:29] Sarah May:''' A woman, to you, is boobs and a vagina</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:13:54] Sarah May:''' A woman, to you, is what makes you straight</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:14:30] Christopher C.W.C.:''' a woman, to me, is more than that. they have individual personalities, minds, and opinions. And most importanly, women can be my friends and pals.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:15:06] Sarah May:''' That's why you drew porn of Megan, isn't it?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:15:21] Sarah May:''' Not only that, but you uploaded it for the world to see.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:15:27] Sarah May:''' Aren't you a wonderful friend?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:15:46] Sarah May:''' And that wasn't enough for you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:15:53] Sarah May:''' Then you went on to draw furry porn.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:16:04] Sarah May:''' Of your rip-off cartoon characters.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:16:10] Sarah May:''' Listen to me, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:16:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...in my defense, I drew the furry first.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:16:16] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:16:19] Sarah May:''' What?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:16:24] Sarah May:''' You are a furry?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:16:28] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:16:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't know what I'm saying.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:16:51] Sarah May:''' Chris, why did you draw the naked pictures of Rosechu?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:17:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I drew those in protest against the people behind the ED page drawing Rosechu with dicks.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:17:25] Sarah May:''' Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:17:34] Christopher C.W.C.:''' a bit.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:18:00] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but not as much as seeing a naked human woman, but that's another issue.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:18:08] Sarah May:''' But you do feel attracted to Rosechu?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:18:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:18:37] Sarah May:''' Then why did you feel sexually aroused as you drew her naked body?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:19:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I was expressing a bit of my feelings for human women.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:19:31] Sarah May:''' Ah, I think I understand now!</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:19:39] Sarah May:''' You felt a bit sexually aroused, you said</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:20:05] Sarah May:''' Your full feeling for a human woman is complete arousal, correct?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:20:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:20:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' wait.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:20:33] Sarah May:''' You shallow prick.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:20:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Yes, I have more feeling for arousal for human women, but I am more interested in their individual opinions and personalities as well.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:21:00] Sarah May:''' That's all you can feel for a woman, isn't it? Sexual arousal?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:21:13] Christopher C.W.C.:''' No, I can feel a LOT more.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:21:22] Sarah May:''' A lot more than anything else?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:21:28] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:21:34] Sarah May:''' Boobs > personality?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:21:41] Sarah May:''' Ass > smile?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:21:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; personality>boobs</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:21:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' smile>ass</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:22:20] Sarah May:''' Uh huh.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:22:27] Sarah May:''' That video you made for Julie?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:22:36] Sarah May:''' The one about her strawberry-chocolate eyes?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:22:42] Sarah May:''' You were totally eying her cleavage.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:22:43] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:22:45] Christopher C.W.C.:''' NO</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:22:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' her EYES.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:22:57] Christopher C.W.C.:''' in her pictures.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:23:01] Sarah May:''' The eyes on her breasts?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:23:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' The EYES on her FACE.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:23:18] Sarah May:''' On the face of her breast?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:23:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' The FACE on her Head, on her Neck, on her shoulders.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:23:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Abover her neck</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:24:02] Sarah May:''' Can you tell me something, Chris?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:24:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:24:15] Sarah May:''' Where is a woman's vagina located?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:24:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' in her groin area.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:24:50] Sarah May:''' Okay, and where might I find the groin area?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:25:14] Sarah May:''' You're not checking Wikipedia, are you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:25:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' alright, I'll check Wikipedia.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:26:37] Sarah May:''' Really all I need to know is why Rosechu often has a vagina on her stomach.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:26:59] Sarah May:''' Sex dolls do not resemble real women, you know.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:27:03] Christopher C.W.C.:''' she was sitting down.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:27:06] Sarah May:''' Yet another aspect you will never understand.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:27:19] Sarah May:''' Oh, so if I sit down, my pussy will slide up to my stomach?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:27:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:27:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' you'd have to be leaning against something behind you to expose your pussy.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:28:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' or lie on your back.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:28:25] Sarah May:''' That's funny, because I'm sitting down right now, leaning against something even, and my pussy appears to still be between my legs.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:28:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and that's where it is.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:28:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' between your legs</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:28:53] Sarah May:''' Rosechu is a very remarkable creature, isn't she?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:29:03] Sarah May:''' Yes, it is. So why would it migrate to my stomach?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:29:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' look, I based THAT drawing on another character drawing I found elsewhere on the ED page.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:29:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ED SIte</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:29:48] Sarah May:''' Oh, so THEY got it wrong? Not you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:30:19] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that's about right, but that was from THEIR Point of View.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:30:45] Sarah May:''' I like how you capitalized Point of View. Just how much porn do you watch, Chris?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:31:35] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have seen a LOT of XXX porn, enough soft-core, plenty of hentai, and a good amount of Educational Porn.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:32:01] Sarah May:''' Educational porn?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:32:03] Sarah May:''' Heh</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:32:14] Sarah May:''' The words do not belong in the same sentence, let alone right next to each other</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:32:56] Sarah May:''' Porn is not real life. You can watch months' worth of porn and you will still be completely and totally unprepared for a real woman.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:33:02] Christopher C.W.C.:''' where they teach you how sex is Natural; where they teach you how to do Kama Sutra; where they teach you how to treat a woman in intercourse; what to touch, where to do this and that.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:33:28] Sarah May:''' That's not porn. .__.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:33:51] Sarah May:''' You make yourself out to be such a sweet, caring individual.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:34:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am a sweet caring individual; I was raised on Care Bears for one thing.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:34:38] Sarah May:''' Oh, is that where the homosexual tendencies come from?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:34:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sesame Street, and other educational shows.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:34:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' NO</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:34:58] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I HAVE NO HOMO TENDENCIES.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:35:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm tired of this. I'm going to go.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:35:30] Sarah May:''' Chris, wait.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:35:33] Sarah May:''' I'm all you have left.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:35:39] Sarah May:''' You leave, you've lost your best friend.</font>


(He went offline; I bribed him back onto Skype by messaging him on the PSN, promising him his Yahoo account)
After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 [[March 2009]] the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah May's façade slowly wore off during the conversation, eventually revealing herself as a [[troll]]. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to [[14 Branchland Court]], and she began interrogating him, culminating in her asking him to draw [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.


<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:58:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.</font>
Sarah May did not appear on Chris's [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|"Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page]], either because he knew she was a troll or because he forgot about her.
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:58:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' You have my Yahoo account now?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:58:43] Sarah May:''' Yes.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:58:46] Sarah May:''' I have acquired it.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:59:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool. are you going to give it to me, or do I have to do something for you to get it?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:59:20] Sarah May:''' Yes.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:59:23] Sarah May:''' I want you to listen to me.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[7:59:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I will stay, and I will listen.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[7:59:46] Sarah May:''' Good boy.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:00:04] Sarah May:''' Why did you leave when I mentioned homosexuality?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:00:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I was tired, and I wasn't feeling well from between that and my virus.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:00:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been feeling not well for a while during the conversation.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:01:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I did not even realize the last thing you brought up when I was typing that.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:01:33] Sarah May:''' What virus? The HOMOSEXUAL virus? (LOLOLOL Prickly is an immature bitch <3)</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:05:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no. a Cold-Type Virus; Sinus Infection.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:06:19] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Last time I checked with my thermomiter, I had a 96.7 degree temperature.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:06:48] Sarah May:''' Right.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:06:50] Sarah May:''' As I was saying..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:07:00] Sarah May:''' You make yourself out to be such a caring, sweet individual</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:07:17] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:07:36] Sarah May:''' Do you think we don't know what went on between you and your brother?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:08:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Cole?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:08:11] Sarah May:''' Yes.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:09:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' look, that dispute was between him and my mother; he has had lifelong hip problems, and he blames our mother (we share the same mother in relation) for some of his life's problems.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:09:29] Sarah May:''' Oh, no. That's not what I meant.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:09:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I was defending my mother in some of my talks with him.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:09:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' what do you mean?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:09:44] Sarah May:''' He asked you for the truth about his parents</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:09:58] Sarah May:''' You asked him for a vote in some silly contest you had no chance at winning</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:04] Sarah May:''' What's more important, Chris?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:20] Sarah May:''' Cole knowing his roots.. or you winning a stupid contest?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:10:25] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I knew nothing about his parents.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:28] Sarah May:''' Sort out your priorities.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:34] Sarah May:''' You lied to him, then. You said you did.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:10:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' him knowing his roots are top priority.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:41] Sarah May:''' Just so he would vote for you.. hah.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:10:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Knew Nothing THEN.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:10:48] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but I do now.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:52] Sarah May:''' But you SAID you did.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:10:59] Sarah May:''' Who are his parents, then? Have you told him?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:11:22] Christopher C.W.C.:''' HE knows who his parents are; our Mother, Barbara Chandler, and some drunk guy named Randy.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:11:30] Sarah May:''' Hah.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:11:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm serious.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:11:45] Sarah May:''' Your mom sounds like quite the village bicycle~</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:12:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' what does this discussion have to do with anything?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:12:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' or what is leading up to?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:12:37] Sarah May:''' You were obviously a mistake, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:12:45] Sarah May:''' I doubt Bob is your father.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:12:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am NOT; I was Planned.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:12:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' BOB is my father.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:12:52] Sarah May:''' How do you know?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:13:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' they were married in 1980; I was born in 1982; THEY HAD SEX.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:13:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' DURING THE TIME.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:13:37] Sarah May:''' Oh, that proves everything, doesn't it?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:13:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Genetics Testing will prove the same thing.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:13:57] Sarah May:''' So you say.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:14:15] Sarah May:''' Your mom has obviously been around the block more than a few times, with more than a few different men.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:14:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I still Love both my Mother and my Father and care for them very much.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:14:28] Sarah May:''' Who's to say she conceived you with Bob?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:14:38] Sarah May:''' Your parents coddle you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:14:47] Sarah May:''' Why do you love them?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:14:54] Sarah May:''' They control you like a fucking puppet.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:15:08] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Because they both raised me and did A LOT for me in my lifetime.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:15:17] Christopher C.W.C.:''' my FULL Lifetime.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:15:36] Sarah May:''' That's why they left you with an 'abusive babysitter', isn't it?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:15:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Never doubt my mother and father.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:15:42] Sarah May:''' Stop contradicting yourself.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:15:48] Sarah May:''' I doubt your very existence.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:15:51] Christopher C.W.C.:''' They DID NOT KNOW she was abusive until it was too late.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:15:58] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have a Birth Certificate.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:16:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have Records.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:16:17] Sarah May:''' Yes. That proves you were born. It doesn't prove you were planned.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:16:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I WAS PLANNED.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:16:29] Sarah May:''' NO YOU WEREN'T.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:16:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' MY MOTHER AND FATHER TOLD ME SO THEMSELVES!</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:16:43] Sarah May:''' YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER LIED TO YOU!!!</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:16:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' THEY ARE HONEST, CARING PEOPLE.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:17:00] Sarah May:''' YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER AREN'T EVEN YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER!!!!!</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:17:08] Christopher C.W.C.:''' THEY ARE SO!</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:17:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I HAVE NO DOUBT!</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:17:20] Sarah May:''' THEY ARE NOT!</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:17:29] Christopher C.W.C.:''' You are only trying to stir up trouble for me.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:17:39] Sarah May:''' Oh not at all Christian</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:17:44] Sarah May:''' You stir enough up on your own</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:17:48] Sarah May:''' I am simply trying to help you</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:18:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll admit I have shot myself in my foot a number of times in my lifetime, but I learn from those mistakes.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:18:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll admit my mother has had her share of flings in her lifetime.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:18:37] Sarah May:''' You say ED is a bunch of 'slanderous lies'. Have you not realized that 90% of that article are things you yourself contributed?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:18:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but I MEAN what I SAY, and I mean all that, and it is ALL TRUE.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:18:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' So What?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:19:01] Christopher C.W.C.:''' They made fun of me and slandered me.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:19:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' *slandered my good name.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:19:11] Sarah May:''' Your GOOD NAME?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:19:19] Sarah May:''' You give YOURSELF a bad name.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:19:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' So I made more mistakes and shots in my foot.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:19:38] Sarah May:''' No.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:20:01] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Look, get on with it.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:20:04] Christopher C.W.C.:''' what's your point?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:20:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' What do you want me to learn?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:20:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the end.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:20:29] Sarah May:''' Every time you say, 'I'm autistic', you're giving yourself a bad name. You're giving my nephew a bad name. You're giving every real autistic a bad name.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:20:47] Sarah May:''' You're a failure at everything you do, and at everything you will ever attempt to do.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:21:19] Sarah May:''' You're an emotionless, self-absorbed manchild.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:21:28] Sarah May:''' No empathy, no regard for anyone but yourself.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:21:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have Emotions. I have Empathy for others.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:21:48] Sarah May:''' They only go so far, though, don't they?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:21:55] Sarah May:''' Getting laid is top priority, of course.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:22:07] Sarah May:''' You don't know a damn thing about women, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:22:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' It is NOT top priority</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:22:28] Sarah May:''' You think drawing porn is standing up for women's rights?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:22:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I know enough to know their personality traits, and how to respect them.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:22:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' standing up for them NOT TO be slandered with drawn dicks.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:22:49] Sarah May:''' YOU THINK LADIES LIKE HAVING DEGRADING PICTURES DRAWN OF THEM?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:22:53] Sarah May:''' WHAT OF THE SHEMALES, CHRIS?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:23:15] Sarah May:''' THEY WAY THEY WERE BORN, DOES THAT MAKE THEM 'SLANDERED'?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:23:26] Christopher C.W.C.:''' DO YOU LIKE LADIES WHO ARE NOT SHEMALES, BUT TRUE WOMEN, WITH DICKS DRAWN ON THEM.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:23:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' NO.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:23:37] Sarah May:''' YES I DO</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:23:41] Sarah May:''' IT'S A VERY INTERESTING FETISH</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:23:45] Christopher C.W.C.:''' They can't help it.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:23:46] Sarah May:''' I FIND IT REALLY HOT.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:23:52] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:24:05] Sarah May:''' AND SO DO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER WOMEN.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:24:11] Christopher C.W.C.:''' well, that's your opinion, and you are welcome to it.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:24:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Why do they, and you, like seeing images of women with dicks drawn on them?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:24:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' how flattering is that to your female body?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:25:11] Sarah May:''' Because we're not all homophobic close-minded twats?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:25:27] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am open-minded to some things.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:25:31] Sarah May:''' Drawing awful porn is extremely disrespectful to the human body.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:25:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yet a LOT of people have done it.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:25:49] Sarah May:''' DRAWING PORN IN PROTEST IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:25:55] Sarah May:''' DOES THAT MAKE IT RIGHT, CHRIS?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:26:04] Sarah May:''' DOES THAT MAKE IT OKAY FOR YOU TO LITTER YOUR 'GOOD NAME'?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:26:26] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it doesn't.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:26:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:27:03] Sarah May:''' I want you to do something before I give back your Yahoo details.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:27:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:27:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' my protest was meaningless, wasn't it.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:27:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:27:14] Sarah May:''' You have two choices:</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:28:32] Sarah May:''' You will draw one of the following: a) Sonichu having sexual intercourse with another male Sonichu in the ass; or b) any female Rosechu with a penis, either masturbating, or penetrating a male Sonichu with it</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:29:15] Sarah May:''' And you will upload it to your website, to the Luv Shack section.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:29:32] Sarah May:''' But first you will send it to me for verification.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:29:35] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, I will do that.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:29:57] Sarah May:''' You had better not cheat. No cutting corners. I want to see some high-quality porn.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:30:07] Sarah May:''' I expect to see it within fifteen minutes.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:30:18] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that's too short of time. may I have one hour?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:30:27] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I can have it colored in then.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:30:32] Sarah May:''' If you take one hour, it had better be really good.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:30:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' fair.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:30:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I will return.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:30:50] Sarah May:''' Alright.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:30:53] Sarah May:''' I'll be waiting, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:30:58] Sarah May:''' I'll have your account waiting.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:35:21] Sarah May:''' And if you don't deliver..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:35:23] Sarah May:''' Well..</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:35:36] Sarah May:''' We'll just have to see what will happen to Sonichu and Rosechu, won't we..</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:49:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm scanning it in now.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:49:53] Sarah May:''' Perfect.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:49:57] Sarah May:''' It's not censored, is it?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:50:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, it is not censored.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:53:24] Christopher C.W.C. sent file "SilvanaMas.jpg" to members of this chat'''</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:53:32] Sarah May:''' Silvana, eh?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:53:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:53:49] Sarah May:''' Silvana doesn't have a definite gender.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:54:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' she was ORIGINALLY female, but Graduon added a penis to her structure.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:54:19] Christopher C.W.C.:''' *body features</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:54:45] Sarah May:''' In that case.. I'm going to have to request another picture.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:54:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you see this one?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:54:57] Sarah May:''' Yes.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:55:05] Sarah May:''' But she naturally has a penis.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:55:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:55:11] Sarah May:''' I want something.. unnatural.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:55:23] Sarah May:''' Rosechu with a penis, or Angelica, for example.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:55:41] Sarah May:''' Or Blake penetrating Sonichu anally.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:55:45] Christopher C.W.C.:''' alright, but I want a promise from you that these drawings will NOT be uploaded prematurly.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:55:56] Christopher C.W.C.:''' before I upload them to the Shack.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:55:56] Sarah May:''' Prematurely?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:56:01] Sarah May:''' Oh, of course.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:56:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't want to get any calls talking of such.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:56:23] Sarah May:''' You will not.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[8:56:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, fine; I'll do something unnatural.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:56:43] Sarah May:''' Thank you.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[8:56:55] Sarah May:''' I'll have your account here waiting. You had better please me.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:10:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm back.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:10:57] Sarah May:''' Hello</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:10:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's scanning.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:11:04] Sarah May:''' Excellent. Thank you.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:13:02] Christopher C.W.C. sent file "RPlusS.jpg" to members of this chat'''</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:14:00] Sarah May:''' That's not a strap-on Rosechu's wearing, is it?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:14:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:14:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's unnatural.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:14:32] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's her dick</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:14:48] Sarah May:''' What's the band around it?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:14:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' can I have my Yahoo back, Please?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:14:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that was a mistake in drawing.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:15:13] Sarah May:''' That's a pretty big mistake, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:15:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I can remove it in paint.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:15:19] Sarah May:''' Please do.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:16:17] Christopher C.W.C. sent file "RPlusS.jpg" to members of this chat'''</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:17:22] Christopher C.W.C.:''' how do you like it now?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:17:31] Sarah May:''' I like it very much. I am pleased. Thank you</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:19:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I did what you asked; please give me my Yahoo.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:19:56] Sarah May:''' I have spoken with Clyde, who appears to have not held up his end of the bargain.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:20:02] Sarah May:''' However, I can tell you how to regain your account.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:20:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:20:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' how, please?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:20:32] Sarah May:''' You will need to call Yahoo</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:20:37] Sarah May:''' Confirm your identity</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:20:58] Sarah May:''' Tell them you're the victim of Internet trolling</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:21:30] Sarah May:''' When you get your website back, or if you make a new one -- and mark my words, Chris -- these pictures you sent me had better be on your Luv Shack page, for all to see</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:21:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' do you have a phone number I can reach them at?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:21:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' fair enough.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:21:53] Sarah May:''' If they are not.. and I will check daily.. Clyde says he will take back your account</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:22:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:22:16] Christopher C.W.C.:''' phone number for Yahoo, do you have it?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:22:17] Sarah May:''' I will look for the number</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:23:41] Sarah May:''' Do you have a Geocities account?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:23:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' is that part of Yahoo?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:24:02] Sarah May:''' What do you currently host your website on?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:24:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ftp.p2.webhosting.yahoo.com</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:25:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' That's its alternate FTP address</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:25:17] Sarah May:''' Alright</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:25:21] Sarah May:''' Try this number: 866-562-7219</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:25:25] Christopher C.W.C.:''' hang on.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:25:32] Sarah May:''' If that doesn't work, I'll look again</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:25:35] Sarah May:''' Sure thing.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:26:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' the phone number DID get me to "Yaahoooo", but their offices were closed. I will try again tomorrow.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:07] Sarah May:''' That's a shame</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:27:08] Christopher C.W.C.:''' at least it's saved in my cell phone's memory.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:21] Sarah May:''' That's good. I wish you the best of luck.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:23] Sarah May:''' In the mean time:</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:33] Sarah May:''' I wanted to let you know that I lied; I didn't break up with my boyfriend.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:27:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' oh.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:27:39] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:48] Sarah May:''' We are very much in love.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:27:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' alright; TTYTomorrow.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:52] Sarah May:''' Do you know where I met him?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:27:54] Sarah May:''' Chris, wait.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''[9:28:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' where did you meet him?</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:31:41] Sarah May:''' I met him in a chatroom of people trolling you. And I'm a troll, too. I have been this entire time. I have never loved you. Because you're absolutely fucking disgusting. And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? Goodbye Chris, it's been fun. Last words of advice: no more Internet love. I tell you this because I care. Go after real girls, in real life. Bring your sign back, so they know exactly what you want (girls like that so they can't be 'lead on' etc). And most importantly, KEEP YOUR WEBSITE UPDATED. We don't want another Ryan Cash incident, which was actually real. Update your comics regularly or Clyde says he'll be back. Otherwise.. what fans you have left.. they'll be leaving, Chris.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:31:45] Sarah May:''' Be careful where you tread.</font>
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''[9:32:00] Sarah May:''' Good luck with your Yahoo account.</font>


==See Also==
==See also==
*[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]


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Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
“ And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? ”
Sarah May
The picture Chris drew for Sarah, Rosechu with a Pickle.

Sarah May was a gal pal of Chris and co-founder of the Sonichu Girls forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the IRC (20 January 2009) chat.

In Mumble 8 (17 February 2009) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered Emily a threeway with him and Julie, but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "Julie" four times in quick succession.

And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released a video in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently, Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.

After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 March 2009 the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah May's façade slowly wore off during the conversation, eventually revealing herself as a troll. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to 14 Branchland Court, and she began interrogating him, culminating in her asking him to draw Rosechu with a pickle in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.

Sarah May did not appear on Chris's "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page, either because he knew she was a troll or because he forgot about her.

See also

Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: Chris • Clyde Cash • Vivian Gee • Ryan Cash • Lordsillynipples • Bryan Bash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:
Coinciding Sagas
ED • PandaHalo • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Tito • Jackie • First Exile
Julie saga.png Julie Saga Julie saga.png
The Players

Organizations: The Miscreants
People: Chris • BlueSpike (Julie • Max) • Clyde Cash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS • Bob Chandler • Aunt Corrina
Inanimate Objects: Kimmi

The Games
Platforms: IRC • Mumble • PSN • Skype
Places: Molvanîa • Ohio
Mumble Chats: (1 • 2 • 3 • 3.5 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 9.5 • 10 • 11 • 12)
BlueSpike PSN Chats: (1 • 2 • 3 • 3.5 • 3.7 • 4)
BlueSpike Skype Logs: (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13)
Art: Silvana Masturbation • Rosechu with a strap-on
Julie's Introduction: Sarah May: Chris vs. Clyde: Sex Leaks: The Miscreants: The Reveal: The Aftermath:
Coinciding Sagas
Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • PSN Hacking
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