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The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because [[lie|"It's called a life"]], but he [[fail|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[chris and money|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[chris and religion|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German. | |||
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Revision as of 07:21, 11 February 2010
Mumble is a voice chat program of choice for CWC trolls. Chris has made several "fan" chats in here.
Mumble Chat 1
- Main article: Mumble 1
In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and the TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fanbase discuss his PS3, video games and Anime. Chris is still building his lego CWCville. Male homos are bad, but and lesbians are OK in his book - to the point of sister-sister incest being acceptable. He has no desire to make new male friends. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with Barack Obama. Chris doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him. Also, he's related to Anne Boleyn and likes Meg Griffin.
Mumble Chat 2
- Main article: Mumble 2
The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. Trolls ask nonsensical questions about Sonichu, including the wetness of Bubbles' china. Chris is angry that Clyde broke Panda's hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in CWCville. Chris says that alcohol is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his nudes are photoshopped. Chris says that he is stronger than Clyde and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a wild Snorlax appears.
Mumble Chat 3
- Main article: Mumble 3
The third Mumble chat starts with small talk, then sex talk between Chris and Julie before Clyde takes over in the later stages. Molvania has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. He can’t understand why he’s single. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others virginity and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyse each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make a video saying that he's gay, threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.
Mumble Chat 4
- Main article: Mumble 4
The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of Julie. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the Love Quest. Chris does racist impersonations of black people.Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologise to Vivian for not listening to her. Clyde gives him three days to throw away his material possessions.
Mumble Chat 5
- Main article: Mumble 5
As Chris is about to start talking to Julie, the dastardly Clyde Cash appears, as if from nowhere. He continues to berate Chris about his inability to support himself and Julie, exposing his mammoth ignorance of what survival in the real world entails. He has a hundred dollars saved and believes that saving this same amount each month will sustain his family and lies that he has looked for jobs with his degree. Chris admits that Sonichu villains are people who have made him feel inferior in the past. Julie is mostly a background character in this chat; playing half-hearted cheerleader for Chris throughout.
Mumble Chat 6
- Main article: Mumble 6
The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the Miyamoto Saga. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like homos or how he knows that all men are jerks without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he can't describe his daily schedule at the moment. He can't remember why he admitted his dirty crapped briefs to Clyde. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his ignorance about money. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and his religion's stance on premarital sex. Chris finishes by admitting to be a homo in German.
Mumble Chat 7
- Main article: Mumble 7
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Mumble Chat 8
- Main article: Mumble 8
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Mumble Chat 9
- Main article: Mumble 9
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Mumble Chat 9.5
- Main article: Mumble 9.5
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Mumble Chat 10
- Main article: Mumble 10
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Mumble Chat 11
- Main article: Mumble 11
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Mumble Chat 12
- Main article: Mumble 12
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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