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The third of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]].
'''Mumble 3.5''' is a continuation of the [[Mumble 3]] chat, taking place on 5 [[February 2009]].  
 
Length: '''4:52'''


==Summary==
==Summary==
* Chris wants to know if Julie saw Nick and Norah, which is basically a romantic comedy
This chat takes place between takes 1 and 2 of [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]. [[Clyde]] is unimpressed by the first video, in which [[Chris]] calls himself a "[[gaybian]]". Chris claims that the term means gay but Clyde doesn't buy it. Chris owns up to the fact that his half-assed first attempt is an "inferior product." As usual, Chris is too inconsiderate to turn down his radio.
* Plot summary
 
* He wants that to be their first movie together
==Video==
* He reads the description off of the box
<center>
* Audio fades out , returns
{{Infobox/Audiofile
* They 'yes' and 'indeed' back and forth like Mr.Burns (really, you two are cute)
| name          = Mumble 3.5
* Homer impersonation,Marge impersonation,Maggie impersonation
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|8_EmO_q7tYQ}}
* Uncle Ruckus is Julie's favorite impersonation, so Chris does the impersonation/song
| Stardate      = ~5 [[February 2009]]
* Chris thinks blacks are okay
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]], [[Clyde]],
* He does not want to date a black woman,he's old fashioned. He doesn't like Chinese people
}} </center>
* He likes Japanese people (does 'asian' voice)
                                                         
* 'Chinese voice' Look it me, I'm Chinese x2
 
* Julie asks which voice it was supposed to be, Chinese or Japanese, Chris says they both speak like that and it didn't matter
==Transcript==
* Julie is mad that Bob doesn't like Molavia, Chris says it's because he can't find it on a map
 
* Bob has been to Europ, Korea during the Korean war in the Signa Core as a technician
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Hello, Clyde. So, you saw the video?
* Julie wants a Jewish impersonation
 
* Chris imitates Mort from Family Guy
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> What video?
: Julie: I just realized that Korea isn't in Europe
 
: Chris: ...well it's in that west coast area there, wait, east. I get left and right mixed up.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> The one I uploaded.
* Korea is in Asia
 
* Julie wants to know why Bob is sour, Chris says he is old
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Oh. I should probably watch that.
* Bob starts more arguments than flies in a garbage dump
 
* Bob can be pleasant
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> You probably... oh, yeah, there ya go, [[Julie]].
* Bob was looking for a powercord for a CD player
 
* Bob worked at GE, has designs in Cleveland Riveroma
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Chris, I gotta perform rites. I gotta perform rites.
* Chris hopes the river is wide enough
 
* Julie wants to know about Indians (Native or Indian?), from India
[''Clyde begins chanting'']
* Julie wants an impersonation
 
* Chris doesn't know what to do (Chris, Hapu from the Simpsons, DUH)
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Chris, though, I think you should stay in here though, just to be sure... [''cut off by background noise'']
* Chris is part Native American, is part english and French, Anne Boleyn
 
* He's looking for the lost link between Daniel Weston and Mary Boleyn's children
[''Chris leaves, a troll laughs, Chris returns'']
* Chris removes the medallion due to Julie's request
 
* Chris can't wait to see Julie's image
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Er, I put him on my lap, just how I was, like how I was on that principal's lap.
* Julie sent some photos with her letter
 
* Chris thinks his mom is caring and openminded
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> I said [[Optimus Prime]], you know... "Transformers roll out."
* Chris says she can get very angry, like a momma bear, she's part redneck.
 
* She comes from a redneck line
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] I... look, I just... I used- I- It was an action figure, I put it on my lap just like [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|I was on the lap of that principal]], awright? Now watch the video.
* Barb has many siblings, Bob has half siblings
 
* Chris knows Barbs family more than Bobs
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Whoa, man, I didn't know you wanted to do it with Optimus Prime. I mean...
* Barb was at a pub with friends, Bob was singing (this is how they met) 'She chased him down the hall' they got married in 1980
 
* Julie wants to talk to Barb
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh'']
* Chris goes to ask Barb to talk to Julie
 
* Barb is sleeping
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> I didn't tell you to have sex with Optimus Prime, if that's what you're saying, so...
* Barb is like a bear when awakened
 
* Julie wants to talk to Bob, Chris tries to go get Bob
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh'']
: Chris: Hey Pop, how are you feeling?
 
: Bob: Fine.
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> What is this... what is this gaybian stuff? That's not a word! It's not even a word!
: Chris: Want to come up stairs for a bit?
 
: Bob: What for?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Mmm... well, it's like...
: Chris: Julie wants to talk to you.
 
: Bob: [inaudible]
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Clyde, you're gonna leave me alone now, right?
: Chris: She told me it isn't on the map for political reasons.
 
: Bob: [inaudible]
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> No. Of course not.
: Chris: Oh it is?
 
: Bob: ...World War 1.....World War 2 but they call it the USSR. [He talks about WW2 history, battles, soviet countries incorporated into russia, sounding AWESOME.]
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''extreme sigh'']
: Chris: [bored] Yeah.
 
: Julie: Chris, I don't think I can handle talking to your father anymore.
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> But that's what you said?
: [Bob goes on about history. I think he has a map he's pointing to. Audio is fuzzy.]
 
: Julie: [hysterical] I'm tired of him doubting my country. I'M TIRED OF IT!
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> What's a gaybian?
: Bob: [still talking]
 
: Julie: [upset] Tell me when you're done talking because I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, you said you were gonna leave her alone... I said, uhh...
: Bob: [personal account]
 
* Julie RAGE QUITS. Troll is angry, claims gold was to be had. Chris had drug his [[PSEye]] to his dad. Julie is pissed off. Julie is chill. Julie gets scolded by trolls.
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Ok, Chris. What is a gaybian? I have never heard this word in my life!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''exhales deeply''] It's like, it's like, uh, a [[Megagi|lesbian]] except, except, for, it's like [[homos|guy and guy]]. [''voice cracks''] But basically it means gay.
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> No, it means you're straight!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, if you don't like it, I can redo the vid- I can redo it.
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Go ahead. But, if you're going to do things like ''this'', come on, man! You don't know how to keep a promise, do you?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Well, I did. I said, "gaaaaaaay."
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> -bian, at the end. We all heard it. We're not deaf. Except, I'm half deaf, but that is not the point.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Awright.
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> The point is a person can hear things, a person can see things... [''muffled by background noise'']
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok, I accept that. [[Sonichu_comic|I made an inferior product]]. I'll prove... I'll uh, improve it, if they'll, if you'll, if uh, what hel- if it will, if you will, if you'll give me a bit of, if you will... [''sigh''] If you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave Julie- if you'll leave her alone.
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Man, you sure look centered. Alright, I'll leave her alone. But I'm gonna send her some chocolates, ok? Is that ok?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh, Julie, is that ok with you if, uh, he sends you chocolates?
 
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Um... ok?
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> And I'll send you some flowers.
 
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Ok. Why?
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Because I'm hitting on you. Come on, you are dense, woman.
 
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Yes, but why? Why would you hit on me?
 
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> Because you're good-looking. Man, you are a damn good-looking woman, you know that, right?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh'']
 
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> But, I, I like, I was...
 
 
''End of Transcript''


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Latest revision as of 19:04, 19 April 2023

Mumble 3.5 is a continuation of the Mumble 3 chat, taking place on 5 February 2009.

Length: 4:52

Summary

This chat takes place between takes 1 and 2 of Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009. Clyde is unimpressed by the first video, in which Chris calls himself a "gaybian". Chris claims that the term means gay but Clyde doesn't buy it. Chris owns up to the fact that his half-assed first attempt is an "inferior product." As usual, Chris is too inconsiderate to turn down his radio.

Video

Mumble 3.5
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Stardate ~5 February 2009
Featuring Chris, Bluespike, Clyde,


Transcript

Chris: [sigh] Hello, Clyde. So, you saw the video?

Clyde: What video?

Chris: The one I uploaded.

Clyde: Oh. I should probably watch that.

Chris: You probably... oh, yeah, there ya go, Julie.

Clyde: Chris, I gotta perform rites. I gotta perform rites.

[Clyde begins chanting]

Julie: Chris, though, I think you should stay in here though, just to be sure... [cut off by background noise]

[Chris leaves, a troll laughs, Chris returns]

Chris: Er, I put him on my lap, just how I was, like how I was on that principal's lap.

Clyde: I said Optimus Prime, you know... "Transformers roll out."

Chris: [sigh] I... look, I just... I used- I- It was an action figure, I put it on my lap just like I was on the lap of that principal, awright? Now watch the video.

Clyde: Whoa, man, I didn't know you wanted to do it with Optimus Prime. I mean...

Chris: [sigh]

Clyde: I didn't tell you to have sex with Optimus Prime, if that's what you're saying, so...

Chris: [sigh]

Clyde: What is this... what is this gaybian stuff? That's not a word! It's not even a word!

Chris: Mmm... well, it's like...

Julie: Clyde, you're gonna leave me alone now, right?

Clyde: No. Of course not.

Chris: [extreme sigh]

Julie: But that's what you said?

Clyde: What's a gaybian?

Chris: Yeah, you said you were gonna leave her alone... I said, uhh...

Clyde: Ok, Chris. What is a gaybian? I have never heard this word in my life!

Chris: [exhales deeply] It's like, it's like, uh, a lesbian except, except, for, it's like guy and guy. [voice cracks] But basically it means gay.

Clyde: No, it means you're straight!

Chris: Well, if you don't like it, I can redo the vid- I can redo it.

Clyde: Go ahead. But, if you're going to do things like this, come on, man! You don't know how to keep a promise, do you?

Chris: [sigh] Well, I did. I said, "gaaaaaaay."

Clyde: -bian, at the end. We all heard it. We're not deaf. Except, I'm half deaf, but that is not the point.

Chris: Awright.

Clyde: The point is a person can hear things, a person can see things... [muffled by background noise]

Chris: Ok, I accept that. I made an inferior product. I'll prove... I'll uh, improve it, if they'll, if you'll, if uh, what hel- if it will, if you will, if you'll give me a bit of, if you will... [sigh] If you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave Julie- if you'll leave her alone.

Clyde: Man, you sure look centered. Alright, I'll leave her alone. But I'm gonna send her some chocolates, ok? Is that ok?

Chris: Uh, Julie, is that ok with you if, uh, he sends you chocolates?

Julie: Um... ok?

Clyde: And I'll send you some flowers.

Julie: Ok. Why?

Clyde: Because I'm hitting on you. Come on, you are dense, woman.

Julie: Yes, but why? Why would you hit on me?

Clyde: Because you're good-looking. Man, you are a damn good-looking woman, you know that, right?

Chris: [sigh]

Julie: But, I, I like, I was...


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