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*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]? | *... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]? | ||
*... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples? | *... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples? | ||
*... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | *... that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | ||
**... and that Chris was working on it!? | **... and that Chris was working on it!? | ||
*... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16? | *... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16? | ||
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*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real? | *... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real? | ||
*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?" | *... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[ | *... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon 2018#Nowacking rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]? | ||
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*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? | *... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? | ||
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*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair? | *... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair? | ||
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*... that Chris | *... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | ||
*... that YouTuber [ | *... that YouTuber [[Geno Samuel]] has [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|a documentary series on Chris]] that is 85 episodes long, and still going? | ||
**... and that Chris [[ | **... and that Chris [[Geno Samuel DMs|has DMed him]] after seeing the series? | ||
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | ||
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
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*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | ||
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | ||
**... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? | **... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words? | ||
* ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | * ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | ||
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*... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0? | *... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0? | ||
**... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? | **... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? | ||
*... that Chris went to | *... that Chris went to [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions? | ||
*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing? | *... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing? | ||
*... that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|MLPG5 doesn't exist]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons? | *... that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|MLPG5 doesn't exist]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons? | ||
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*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | *... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | ||
*... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]? | *... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]? | ||
*... that Chris [[ | *... that Chris [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy|needs no bitches]]? | ||
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*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | ||
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*... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]? | *... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]? | ||
*... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz? | *... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz? | ||
*... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject? | *... that Chris told [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject? | ||
*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? | *... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? | ||
*... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)? | *... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)? | ||
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*... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | *... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | ||
*... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | *... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | ||
*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | *... that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | ||
**... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]? | **... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]? | ||
*... that Chris no longer lives at [[14 Branchland Court]] and instead lives in [[ | *... that Chris no longer lives at [[14 Branchland Court]] and instead lives in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|the house]] owned by [[Caden Peck]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]? | *... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]? | *... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]? | ||
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*... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married in real life? | *... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married to each other in real life? | ||
*... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? | *... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? | ||
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]? | *... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]? | ||
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*... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he was in jail]]? | *... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he was in jail]]? | ||
*... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | *... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | ||
*... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media# | *... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling Friends|Smiling Friends]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | ||
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*... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? | *... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? | ||
*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | ||
*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 | *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? | *... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? |
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- ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
- ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series?
- ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
- ... that Chris really cannot dance?
- ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
- ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
- ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
- ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
- ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?
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