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<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Chris, Chris, Chris, I wanna say something. (Mention our?) parody fandub in your next video.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Chris, Chris, Chris, I wanna say something. (Mention our?) parody fandub in your next video.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... I might.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... I might.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> We need the, um, We need the, um, We need the, uh, what is it?
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> We need the, um, We need the, um, We need the, uh, what is it?
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> The Views.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> The Views.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, we need the views, please.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, we need the views, please.
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<br>''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
<br>''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.  
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!  
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.

Revision as of 14:12, 3 December 2010

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to Chris's e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to YouTube, providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

DPF phonecalls

Part 1


Part 2


Prank Call Collection

A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty Internet Lumberjack on a Sunday afternoon.


Failed Prank Call

In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling JULAYYYYY into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.


Chris Calls Bob

In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.


'Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob

A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
Bob


Bob Calls Himself

In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

I ain't got no black ass!
Barbara, at, Bob


Liquid Bob calls Bob

A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G.
Bob, repeating himself


Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler

Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the Internet, and actually thinks his son is a better person.


Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler

The same troll above makes another call to the Chandlers, this time claiming Chris harassed his 14-year old sister. It should be noted that Barb's behavior when communicating with trolls is eerily similar to that of her equally-delusional son's.


Call Bobby Chandler

Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he may be a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

Despite these revelations, many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83 year old man over things he had no idea about.


Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob

Most of this call is the CWC soundboard trying to get around the standard questions of the Greene County Sheriff Department's receptionist. The last two minutes involve a police soundboard calling Bob. Note: The CWCki doesn't condone or support pranking legitimate business and services (like the police) in order to prank the Chandlers.


Calls to Bob and Chris

A troll posing as a TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding new comics. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his daily morning routine.


Carlos Chantor Call


    Chats and calls