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* The other [[trolls]] jizz all over Clyde.
* The other [[trolls]] jizz all over Clyde.
==Transcript==
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==Links==
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Revision as of 02:25, 26 July 2009

The fourth of the Mumble chats involving Chris on 6 February 2009, lasting 48:34.

Summary

  • Chris is uploading the second gay video.
  • Chris and Clyde play tic-tac-toe. Chris makes a losing move, and Clyde calls off the game.
  • Chris explains why he didn't go to Miyamoto.
  • Clyde asks why Chris has spent over $1000 on PSN. Chris tries to label $1000 as an obvious exaggeration, a lie that Clyde calls him out on. "Whoo-pee-fuckin-doo." He guesses that he's spent $10000 on games over the past 9 years, but claims to be recovering from his spending problem.
  • Julie says she'd stay with Chris even if he becomes homeless.
  • Clyde asks Chris to name 5 bills associated with the house. Chris's answer is made of fail.
  • Chris cites Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson as surviving failures based on their creators. "D'oh!"
  • "If anything, I'm overqualified [...] for every type of job available."
  • As an example of his creativity, Chris sends Clyde his CADD plans for the shopping mall.
  • Clyde describes the wild woman he loved, who killed herself.

18:30

  • Clyde says Chris doesn't know what love is.
  • Chris gets emotional on the subject that PandaHalo (Sarah) got with Clyde, but less so when Clyde says she might be dead.
  • They talk about Wes Iseli and Sarah Hammer.
  • Chris saw the movie Just Friends. "Romantic comedies build hope for TRUE romances." Memories build toward love. Without such honest feelings, it's as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.

25:30

  • Chris denies just wanting sex. If he did, he would have hired a prostitute and gotten an STD years ago.
  • In a woman, Chris looks for a caring personality, strong emotions, a strong will, all-around personality. But definitely not black. But he's not racist, oh no. "I would care about a black woman as a friend, honestly. But, you know, I would not want it beyond just friendship." (28:10) Chris does a retarded imitation of a Jamaican racist. But he's not racist. The Donald Duck impersonation scares the shit out of Clyde. "Hey, if the imitation is imitatable, then it's okay then."

31:20

  • Chris justifies giving advice with the quote: "Those who teach, can't."
  • Chris burps.
  • Clyde says he's probably the closest friend Chris has got. "Hmm... I hear you there."
  • Chris tells Clyde he wants to apologize to Clyde's cousin Vivian for not being receptive to her advice.
  • The second gay video is up.

39:00

  • Clyde tells Chris to get rid of his material possessions for Julie. Clyde quotes Fight Club: "It's only when you lose everything when you're free to do anything." Chris says it'd take him more than 8 hours.
  • Chris has read R.L. Stine books, "the one with George and... Lenny?", the Bible, The Giver, Britney Spears Pamela Anderson's Star, ???, another one on the tip of his tongue, and he's reading Vivian's book.
  • Clyde gives Chris 3 days to sell or throw away his shit. (The result is Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009.) Chris makes some reference to SAW III.

48:00

  • The other trolls jizz all over Clyde.

Transcript

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