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Quote of the Now

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Article of the Week

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Star Wars is a film and media franchise created by George Lucas and produced his company Lucasfilm. It begun with 1977's Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, and 1983's Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's Episode I: The Phantom Menace, 2002's Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and 2005's Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and a sequel trilogy, made up of 2015's Episode VII: The Force Awakens, 2017's Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, and 2019's Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, as well as a handful of spin-off films and television projects like 2016's Rogue One, 2018's Solo, and 2019's The Mandalorian.

The series was also parodied in a trilogy of hour-long Family Guy specials (which actually had the approval and involvement of Lucasfilm themselves), which is the most likely reason why Chris knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has taken influence from it on certain occasions. He particularly likes the character Ahsoka Tano, who was first introduced as a teen girl in the 2008 animated series The Clone Wars.

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Sighting Counter

It has been...
1,007
days since Chris was last placed in custody.
228
days since the last known communication from Chris.
We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

Oh, God, no.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris begins to edit his very own answer to the CWCki, the CWCipedia, with webspace provided by Cogsdev. Needless to say, it isn't long before he starts using it as his very own website, since he doesn't need to spend his tugboat on webspace.

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
40
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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