Mumble

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Mumble is a voice chat program of choice for CWC trolls. Chris has made several "fan" chats in here.


Mumble Chat 1

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In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and the TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fanbase discuss his PS3, video games and Anime. Chris is still building his lego CWCville. Male homos are bad, but and lesbians are OK in his book - to the point of sister-sister incest being acceptable. He has no desire to make new male friends. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with Barack Obama. Chris doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him. Also, he's related to Anne Boleyn and likes Meg Griffin.

Mumble Chat 2

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The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. Trolls ask nonsensical questions about Sonichu, including the wetness of Bubbles' china. Chris is angry that Clyde broke Panda's hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in CWCville. Chris says that alcohol is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his nudes are photoshopped. Chris says that he is stronger than Clyde and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a wild Snorlax appears.

Mumble Chat 3

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The third Mumble chat starts with small talk then sex talk between Chris and Julie before Clyde takes over in the later stages. Molvania has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. He can’t understand why he’s single. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others virginity and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyse each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions how he'll support Julie, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make a video saying that he's gay, threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.

Mumble Chat 4

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Mumble Chat 5

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Mumble Chat 6

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Mumble Chat 7

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Mumble Chat 8

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Mumble Chat 9

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Mumble Chat 9.5

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Mumble Chat 10

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Mumble Chat 11

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Mumble Chat 12

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See Also

    Chats and calls