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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,096 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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It was May 2012, with Chris’s impending trial from 28 October 2011 coming up soon, a few users of the CWCki Forums joked among themselves about starting a poster and flyer campaign to get Chris convicted on 2 June 2012. Little did they know they were being watched, as Chris often browsed the forum obsessively, he thought that this campaign was actually TRUE and HONEST, leading to hilarious Twitter and Facebook posts as he believed that he had just discovered a major troll plot.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

13
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
623
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,056
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

65
days since Chris last begged for money.
348
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
4,008
days since Chris last applied for a job.
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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

well, this stinks

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released the first part of the Sonichu 5 Official Videobook.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel.

Quote of the Now

Our Goddess hears and speaks all languages. ⚡⚡⚡
"Sonichu" praises Chris's linguistic aptitude with Google Translate.

Da Update

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It is currently September 2020.

Ongoing: DebtDiscord Q&ASpirit possessionWatchmen


Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 11 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Discord

Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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The Nine-Sheet Sized Masterpiece

Video of the Now