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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,670 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Okay, all of this is starting to get out of control now. There is no pregnancy; I was speaking hypothetically in that live stream. I am so surprised how even when I say something hypothetical, it gets misunderstood. Thank you for your kindness. I reiterate: there is no pregnancy with anyone. ” Chris debunking pregnancy rumors that have gone viral.

Article of the Week In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October. Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris developed a crush on a waitress named Caitlin. He described the incident to PandaHalo. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters? ... that Brütal Legend rocks? ... that Chris was featured on Fox News? ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons? ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"? ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge? ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video? ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music? ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video? ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently December 2024. It has been... 30 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant. 23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run. 16 November - Chris posts Ultra Sonichu to Cwclight. 11 November Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale. Chris posts Blake Sonichu and A few previously unanswered questions to Cwclight. 9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk. 6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art. 5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results. 4 November Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen. Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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