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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. We currently have 2,096 articles...and counting! Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's new article... It was May 2012, with Chris’s impending trial from 28 October 2011 coming up soon, a few users of the CWCki Forums joked among themselves about starting a poster and flyer campaign to get Chris convicted on 2 June 2012. Little did they know they were being watched, as Chris often browsed the forum obsessively, he thought that this campaign was actually TRUE and HONEST, leading to hilarious Twitter and Facebook posts as he believed that he had just discovered a major troll plot. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 13 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 623 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,056 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 65 days since Chris last begged for money. 348 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,008 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released the first part of the Sonichu 5 Official Videobook. (more...) Did You Know... ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel. ...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ...that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ...that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ...that Barb sings while vacuuming? ...that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them? ...that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?

Quote of the Now “ Our Goddess hears and speaks all languages. ⚡⚡⚡ ” "Sonichu" praises Chris's linguistic aptitude with Google Translate. Da Update It is currently September 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Discord Q&A • Spirit possession • Watchmen 12 September - Discord Q&A 6 is released. 10 September - Discord Q&A 5 is released. 4 September - Chris has Barbara record a video saying she's fine; he later does a reaction video to the fourth part of TF2 Analysis's Red Vs Blue brony cartoon. 2 September - The two debt cases from January wrap up; Chris owes $2,773.56 to one of his creditors and $905.36 to the other. In a message to a Watchman, Chris discusses his debt hearing, Transformers toys, and the Dimensional Merge. 31 August - The court file on Chris's trespass after being forbidden charge from 2018, in which he repeatedly signs his name as "Chris Chan Sonichu", is posted on Kiwi Farms. 30 August - Fans discover that Chris's CWCville Shopping website is shut down. No announcement is made by him. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 11 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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