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On 23 [[July 2009]], Chris made his first appearance on IRC in months, entering what he believed to be a secret "[[troll]]" chat under a "troll alias" (though he forgot that his hostname said he was still ChrisChanSonichu, lol) of "SonichuClone."
[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|Riley. Bill Riley.]]


The chat is a prelude to the video where [[Chris humps his PS3]], which was leaked just a day later. It reveals that Chris's oft-mocked line about how the Xbox 360 "makes you do a 360° and walk away" was, in fact, conceived by one of the trolls in the chat. Clearly, Chris can't even come up with an unfunny joke under his own steam.
On 23 [[July 2009]], [[Chris]] made his first and last '''IRC''' appearance in months. This time, however, he enters what he believed to be a secret "[[troll]]" chat, and thus adopted the troll alias of '''SonichuClone''', a.k.a. '''Bill Riley''' (though he forgot that his hostname still said he was '''ChrisChanSonichu''', thus blowing his cover immediately; the trolls played along, though). When pressured for a picture, Chris provided one that was on the first page of a Google image search for "man" at the time. Additionally, it was of a middle-aged man in formal attire; not exactly what would come to mind when you think of a typical troll. The [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] reveal that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his favorite console]].


Notably disturbing are two instances where "SonichuClone" (Chris) tries to persuade the trolls that compelling Chris to rape his pastoral counselor [[Rocky]] would be the perfect way to troll him. He brings up the subject as a complete non sequitur -- the trolls are discussing how the PlayStation Network ban system works, and Chris simply pipes up with, "We should make Chris rape his counselor."
Notably disturbing are 2 instances where "Bill" tries to persuade the trolls that compelling "Chris" to rape his pastoral counselor [[Rocky]] would be the perfect way to troll him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that he wanted to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.
 
While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] with [[Rocky]] and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.
 
Also, as always, Chris [[fails]], this time by failing to go incognito.  


==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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[[Image:IRC (23 July 2009).jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation of Chris 'incognito.']]
Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
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* Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
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* Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
<br>Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
SERIOUSLY�'
<br>SERIOUSLY�'
* Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
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* Ganondorf sets mode: +o vivitheg
<br>'''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''vivitheg'''
* Looking up vivitheg user info...
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* Luna is now known as Guest6138
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* Guest6138 is now known as Pudding
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* Pudding is now known as Lila
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* Lila is now known as Sabrina
<br>'''Lila''' is now known as '''Sabrina'''
* Sabrina is now known as Serena
<br>'''Sabrina''' is now known as '''Serena'''</font>
<Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
<br><'''Ganondorf'''> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
* Serena is now known as Stella
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Serena''' is now known as '''Stella'''
* Stella is now known as Ruby
<br>'''Stella''' is now known as '''Ruby'''</font>
<Ruby> lets PARTY
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lets PARTY
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* champthom is now known as NumberTwo
<br>'''champthom''' is now known as '''NumberTwo'''
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<NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!!
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> BROTHERS!!!!!!
* Awesome_Sauce is now known as NickDunbar
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<NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> fffffffffffffffffffff
* vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
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<NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
<NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
* vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'</font>
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> ALLAH ACKBAR!
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<NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
<vivitheg> What was that?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> What was that?
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<Ruby> Herro
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Herro
<vivitheg> Who are you?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Who are you?
<SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill.
===Bill Riley===
<Ruby> Bill WHO
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Hey, My name is Bill.
<SonichuClone> Bill Riley
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Bill WHO
<vivitheg> Bill o reilly?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Bill Riley
<SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Bill o reilly?
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> No, Bill Riley
<NumberTwo> Fair enough...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<Ruby> where r u from?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> Fair enough...
<vivitheg> Who invited you?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> where r u from?
<Ruby> asl?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Who invited you?
<SonichuClone> I live in Maryland.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> asl?
<vivitheg> This is invitation only
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I live in Maryland.
<NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> This is invitation only
<Ruby> A/S/L?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> INVITATION ONLY!
<SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> A/S/L?
<SonichuClone> Thadius
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
<Ruby> shut up guys he might be hot
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Thadius
<vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> shut up guys he might be hot
<vivitheg> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, hot guys always welcome
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies.  :)
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<vivitheg> You got a picture?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> You bet I am, ladies. :)
<Ruby> Mmm how big?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> You got a picture?
<vivitheg> PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Mmm how big?
<vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> PICTURE!
<Ruby> pics or gtfo
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I WANT A PICTURE!
<Ruby> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> pics or gtfo
<SonichuClone> Okay, hang on.  I gotta look it up on this computer.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
<SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer.
<Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> about 5 Inches, give or take.
<Ruby> Eh
<br><'''Ganondorf'''> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
<vivitheg> shut up ganon
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Eh
<NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shut up ganon
<Ruby> Ball size?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> WE WANT INFORMATION
<SonichuClone> I don't play that game.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Ball size?
<Ruby> How big is the sack?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I don't play that game.
<vivitheg> SHUT UP
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> How big is the sack?
<vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP
<vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
<SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
<vivitheg> hot
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> 2 inches in diamater.
<SonichuClone> let me find my pic.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> hot
<Ruby> thats a small sack, bucko
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> let me find my pic.
<vivitheg> so small is good
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> thats a small sack, bucko
<vivitheg> well imo
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> so small is good
<SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well imo
<Ruby> hmmm
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
<vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> hmmm
<Ruby> know how to use it?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
<SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> know how to use it?
<vivitheg> okay
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yeah, I am here for that.
<vivitheg> well just stick around
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> okay
<vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well just stick around
<SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
<Ruby> ME TOO
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
<vivitheg> eh
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ME TOO
<Ruby> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> eh
<Ruby> I h8t small cocks
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
<vivitheg> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I h8t small cocks
<Ruby> So, I troll him.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<vivitheg> of course you do sweetie
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> So, I troll him.
<vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course you do sweetie
<Ruby> ;)
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
<Ruby> we can share this new cowboy vivi
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ;)
<SonichuClone> I hear that.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> we can share this new cowboy vivi
<vivitheg> of course ruby
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hear that.
<Ruby> Double dip, twist!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course '''Ruby'''
<SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Double dip, twist!
<Ruby> tinypic.com
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
<vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> tinypic.com
<Ruby> upload there
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> upload it to like imageshack
<vivitheg> or tinypic wherever
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> upload there
<SonichuClone> cool.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> or tinypic wherever
<vivitheg> SQUEE
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> cool.
<vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SQUEE
* GeckoMantis is now known as TheRealCapnCrunch
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I CAN'T WAIT
<Ruby> mmmmm
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''GeckoMantis''' is now known as '''TheRealCapnCrunch'''</font>
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<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmmm
<vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK
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<JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHAT UP JACK
<Ruby> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> welcome gentle trolls
<NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
<Ruby> I'm so wet right now
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
* vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm so wet right now
<Ruby> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: +o '''JackThadeus'''</font>
<SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
<Ruby> i have it set on vibrate..........
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
<SonichuClone> LOL!  :)
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> i have it set on vibrate..........
<vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> LOL! :)
<vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> snap! you're a bit old
<vivitheg> DONTCHA!?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
<SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> DONTCHA!?
<Ruby> mmmm
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
<vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmm
<SonichuClone> I get that a lot.  ;)
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shit, you should do something about that
<Ruby> looks like a soap opera star
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I get that a lot. ;)
<Ruby> I can dig it
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> looks like a soap opera star
<JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I can dig it
<vivitheg> oh jack you
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
<Ruby> lolol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh jack you
<JackThadeus> awesome boy porn
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lolol
<Ruby> mmmmm shota
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> awesome boy porn
<Ruby> fap fap
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmmm shota
<JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> fap fap
<vivitheg> delicious
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> want me to link pics guys?
<Ruby> plz
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> delicious
<JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> plz
<vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
<TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
<vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
<br><'''TheRealCapnCrunch'''> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
<NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
<Ruby> Wheres cowboy?
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> ...Goddamnit Capn
<Ruby> Bill, hello
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Wheres cowboy?
<JackThadeus> Ok people
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Bill, hello
<vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Ok people
<Ruby> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
<JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> damn Jack is it buisness [sic] time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
<vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
<vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> duhhhhhhhh
<JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> fuck microsoft, shit.
<JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> She was suppose to be here
<Ruby> ikr where the fuck is she
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> i left her an email and everything.
<vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ikr where the fuck is she
<Ruby> lolol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
<JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lolol
<vivitheg> and cocaine
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> probably out with Maurice
<JackThadeus> & Jamal
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and cocaine
<vivitheg> and cocaine
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & Jamal
<Ruby> and the rest of the jackson five
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and cocaine
<Ruby> slut
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> and the rest of the jackson five
<vivitheg> do ho ho ho
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> slut
<vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> do ho ho ho
<vivitheg> you know what's going down?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, cowboy
* Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you know what's going down?
<SonichuClone> :D
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout</font>
<JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> :D
<Ruby> Took you long enough
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
<vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Took you long enough
<Ruby> lol yeah
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
<JackThadeus> and ruin their sells
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah
<vivitheg> we need to end the console wars
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> and ruin their sells
<vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we need to end the console wars
<Ruby> Hot huh, Bill?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SONY WILL WIN WOO
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Hot huh, Bill?
<TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
<TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
<vivitheg> okay i'm banning you
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> okay i'm banning you
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<Ruby> HAHAHAH
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> HAHAHAH
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<Ruby> what a small cock
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> what a small cock
<NickDunbar> So clueless
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> So clueless
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<vivitheg> ugh so stupid
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ugh so stupid
<JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
<vivitheg> so naive
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> so naive
<Ruby> yeah
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah
<Ruby> a guy with a big cock would do it
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> a guy with a big cock would do it
<Ruby> and women would suck that shit
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> and women would suck that shit
<Ruby> they'd eat all dat cum
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> they'd eat all dat cum
<vivitheg> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
<vivitheg> HEH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> HEH
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<JackThadeus> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
<vivitheg> shit son.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shit son.
<Ruby> yeah
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah
<JackThadeus> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
<vivitheg> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
<NickDunbar> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
<NumberTwo> I do not know, why?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> I do not know, why?
<Ruby> Yeah why
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Yeah why
<NickDunbar> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
<vivitheg> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
<NumberTwo> LOLOLOLOLOL
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> LOLOLOLOLOL
<FireBurnt> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
<vivitheg> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
<JackThadeus> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
<JackThadeus> amirite?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> amirite?
<vivitheg> ugh jack listen to me
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ugh jack listen to me
<FireBurnt> yeah
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> yeah
<JackThadeus> Yes My 2nd
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Yes My 2nd
<vivitheg> oh okay good
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh okay good
<Ruby> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
<vivitheg> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
<vivitheg> can i do it?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> can i do it?
<Ruby> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
<JackThadeus> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
<JackThadeus> that is when i'll consider it
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> that is when i'll consider it
<Ruby> right.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> right.
<JackThadeus> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
<vivitheg> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
<Ruby> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
<vivitheg> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
<JackThadeus> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
<Ruby> kewl
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> kewl
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<Ruby> SonichuClone
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> '''SonichuClone'''
<vivitheg> yo cowboy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yo cowboy
<vivitheg> pay attention bro
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> pay attention bro
<FireBurnt> you there?
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> you there?
<SonichuClone> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
<SonichuClone> ?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> ?
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<vivitheg> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<NumberTwo> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> lol
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<Ruby> whadya mean, newbie?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> whadya mean, newbie?
<JackThadeus> why you gotta censore?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> why you gotta censore?
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<SonichuClone> I ain't censorin'
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I ain't censorin'
<vivitheg> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
<Ruby> better not be
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> better not be
<JackThadeus> r-tard*
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> r-tard*
<SonichuClone> he's a motherfuckin retard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> he's a motherfuckin retard
<vivitheg> that's what we wanted to know
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that's what we wanted to know
<The_C_Man> Sounds pretty solid
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Sounds pretty solid
<JackThadeus> ok then
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ok then
<JackThadeus> the big plan
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> the big plan
<SonichuClone> I LOATHE the 360.  Damn Red Ring
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring
<FireBurnt> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
<Ruby> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
<vivitheg> yeah, fuck the 360
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yeah, fuck the 360
<SonichuClone> YES
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> YES
<vivitheg> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
<vivitheg> what do you think about the wii?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> what do you think about the wii?
<Ruby> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
<Ruby> It's cute.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> It's cute.
<JackThadeus> You ever played any 360 games?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> You ever played any 360 games?
<SonichuClone> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
<JackThadeus> Sonichuclone, aren't they terrible?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> '''SonichuClone''', aren't they terrible?
<FireBurnt> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
<vivitheg> do ho ho ho ho
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> do ho ho ho ho
<The_C_Man> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
<Ruby> you so black C WOMAN
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> you so black C WOMAN
<SonichuClone> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
<vivitheg> of course
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course
<vivitheg> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
<vivitheg> heh amirite?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> heh amirite?
<NumberTwo> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> lol
<JackThadeus> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<NumberTwo> VERY
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> VERY
<Ruby> lol ZING
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol ZING
<The_C_Man> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
<JackThadeus> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
<NumberTwo> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> lol
<vivitheg> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
<vivitheg> you know jack obviously
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you know jack obviously
<vivitheg> leader of us all
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> leader of us all
<vivitheg> And I'm Vivian Gee
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> And I'm Vivian Gee
<The_C_Man> Man, dat sum homo shit
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Man, dat sum homo shit
<vivitheg> nice to meet ya
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> nice to meet ya
<NickDunbar> D'oh ho ho
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> D'oh ho ho
<JackThadeus> greetings
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> greetings
<SonichuClone> HAIL Jack!  :)
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> HAIL Jack! :)
<JackThadeus> :D
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> :D
<vivitheg> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
<Ruby> I'm Ruby Serenity Minge
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm '''Ruby''' Serenity Minge
<vivitheg> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
<JackThadeus> Now Sonichuclone
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Now '''SonichuClone'''
<Ruby> yeah he burnt his dick off
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he burnt his dick off
<SonichuClone> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
<JackThadeus> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
<JackThadeus> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ?*
<JackThadeus> ?*
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
<SonichuClone> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> *bastard
my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ok
<SonichuClone> *bastard
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> On psn
<JackThadeus> ok
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
<JackThadeus> On psn
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<JackThadeus> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has been banned 2 times now
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===Surprise Sex===
<JackThadeus> Chris has been banned 2 times now
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> You know what we should do, we should make him [[Rape|force himself]] on [[Rocky Shoemaker|his counslor]]; forgot her name, and film it.
<SonichuClone> You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> *have him film it.
<SonichuClone> *have him film it.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Which Counselor?
<JackThadeus> Which Counselor?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol why?
<Ruby> lol why?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Explain.
<Ruby> Explain.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> the counsoler he sees weekly
<SonichuClone> the counsoler he sees weekly
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
<The_C_Man> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> don't know
<JackThadeus> don't know
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> uhhhh is her name julia?
<vivitheg> uhhhh is her name julia?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> don't care
<JackThadeus> don't care
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> EXPLAIN
<Ruby> EXPLAIN
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> listen
<JackThadeus> listen
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
<SonichuClone> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
<JackThadeus> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> OH YEAH Rocky
<Ruby> OH YEAH Rocky
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> the 3rd will console bann him for good
<JackThadeus> the 3rd will console bann him for good
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> That's it.
<SonichuClone> That's it.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> yes
<JackThadeus> yes
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> If he wants to complain
<JackThadeus> If he wants to complain
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> then he will have to hang himself in the process
<JackThadeus> then he will have to hang himself in the process
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> hells yeah!
<SonichuClone> hells yeah!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol like he told sam right?
<vivitheg> lol like he told sam right?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
<JackThadeus> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Where IS Sam
<Ruby> Where IS Sam
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> probably cocaine...ing.
<vivitheg> probably cocaine...ing.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
<JackThadeus> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
<Ruby> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> That much I promised him.
<JackThadeus> That much I promised him.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<vivitheg> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WOO.
<vivitheg> WOO.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> YES!
<SonichuClone> YES!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
<Ruby> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> (when he doesn't)
<vivitheg> (when he doesn't)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I know...
<JackThadeus> I know...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> So honest...
<Ruby> So honest...
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
<The_C_Man> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> And humble...
<Ruby> And humble...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
<Ruby> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> he's such a retard
<Ruby> he's such a retard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> DUDE!
<SonichuClone> DUDE!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol ik
<Ruby> lol ik
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> '''SonichuClone''', you ready to be face sat?
<Ruby> SonichuClone, you ready to be face sat?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
<JackThadeus> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shut up '''Ruby'''
<vivitheg> shut up ruby
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you always gotta ask that
<vivitheg> you always gotta ask that
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
<JackThadeus> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
<vivitheg> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Jack, you are like an electrode
<Ruby> Jack, you are like an electrode
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
<vivitheg> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> they have nothing
<vivitheg> they have nothing
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we have chris
<vivitheg> we have chris
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yawn, i'm sleepy
<vivitheg> yawn, i'm sleepy
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
<JackThadeus> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> we need some pep
<Ruby> we need some pep
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i liked cowboy better
<vivitheg> i liked cowboy better
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> w/e proceed please.
<JackThadeus> w/e proceed please.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout
* Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout
<br>'''The_C_Man''' is now known as '''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''
* The_C_Man is now known as Nigafingaonnatrigga
<br>'''The_Mistress''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
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<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
<SonichuClone> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> and smokin weed too. :)
<SonichuClone> and smokin weed too.  :)
<br><'''The_Mistress'''> Hello everyone.
<The_Mistress> Hello everyone.
<br><'''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
<Nigafingaonnatrigga> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
<SonichuClone> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
<vivitheg> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway jack continue
<vivitheg> anyway jack continue
<br><'''The_Mistress'''> Oh really?
<The_Mistress> Oh really?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
<JackThadeus> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Nigafingaonnatrigga''' is now known as '''NigaTriggaFinga'''</font>
* Nigafingaonnatrigga is now known as NigaTriggaFinga
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> i'm blurry on the details
<JackThadeus> i'm blurry on the details
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
<JackThadeus> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
<br><'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Weed iz da BOMB
<NigaTriggaFinga> Weed iz da BOMB
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I love Soul Calibur
<Ruby> I love Soul Calibur
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I am Talim
<Ruby> I am Talim
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
<SonichuClone> Shit about Chris, and whatnot.  Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
<SonichuClone> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
<JackThadeus> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> really off-the charts.
<SonichuClone> really off-the charts.
===Doubling Down on the Surprise Sex===
<SonichuClone> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Force him to dis himself by [[Rape|forcing himself]] upon one of his surperiors.
upon one of his surperiors.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
<JackThadeus> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
<SonichuClone> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> :)
<SonichuClone> :)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Did you hear? [[Ivy]] committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
<JackThadeus> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> DAMN!
<SonichuClone> DAMN!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> how much did that bitch have?
<SonichuClone> how much did that bitch have?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
<vivitheg> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<vivitheg> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Yeah she was so desperate
<Ruby> Yeah she was so desperate
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Her dad found out about she called him
<JackThadeus> Her dad found out about she called him
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> are you talking about money?
<JackThadeus> are you talking about money?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> she had no money'.
<JackThadeus> she had no money'.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
<Ruby> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> *crooked cock
<JackThadeus> *crooked cock
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> hahaha
<Ruby> hahaha
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of  would be next for you on him?
<Ruby> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
now she's dead cos of him.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> How much does he have?
<SonichuClone> Supposing the retard does not come through, and is all like I don't care anymore. Then what
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> and then call the psn
would be next for you on him?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
<JackThadeus> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
<SonichuClone> How much does he have?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> after the ban commences
<JackThadeus> and then call the psn
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
<JackThadeus> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
<JackThadeus> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
<JackThadeus> after the ban commences
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
<vivitheg> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Do tell.
<Ruby> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have a brother
<SonichuClone> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
<JackThadeus> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> go on.
<SonichuClone> Do tell.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
<JackThadeus> I have a brother
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
<JackThadeus> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> on how much of a internet slob he is.
<SonichuClone> go on.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah
<SonichuClone> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
<JackThadeus> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
<JackThadeus> on how much of a internet slob he is.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hear that.
<Ruby> lol yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> just like what I did with the radio stations
<JackThadeus> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> radio?
<JackThadeus> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> what happened?
<SonichuClone> I hear that.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
<JackThadeus> just like what I did with the radio stations
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> there were like 6 or 7 of them
<SonichuClone> radio?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
<SonichuClone> what happened?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Awesome! :D
<JackThadeus> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
<JackThadeus> there were like 6 or 7 of them
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> did you do any of these others on this list here?
<JackThadeus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> oh?
<SonichuClone> Awesome!  :D
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we have a new plan.
<JackThadeus> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
<SonichuClone> did you do any of these others on this list here?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> We did all.
<SonichuClone> oh?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> it's a glorious plan
<vivitheg> we have a new plan.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> And then we will troll that [[Joshua Martinez]] guy that knows Chris.
<JackThadeus> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that guy's a faggot
<Ruby> We did all.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he's a mexican
<vivitheg> it's a glorious plan
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> sorry
<JackThadeus> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez guy that knows Chris.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> *mexiCANT
<vivitheg> that guy's a faggot
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & then Chris Crocker after him.
<Ruby> yeah he's a mexican
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> who?
<Ruby> sorry
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> a faggoo
<Ruby> *mexiCANT
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> never heard of Crocker
<JackThadeus> & then Chris Crocker after him.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
<SonichuClone> who?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
<Ruby> a faggoo
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> jesus lay off the alcohol
<SonichuClone> never heard of Crocker
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D
<JackThadeus> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> what?
<Ruby> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> heh
<vivitheg> jesus lay off the alcohol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> 6 feet under?
<SonichuClone> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under.  :D
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> what
<Ruby> what?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Jack gets me.
<JackThadeus> heh
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<vivitheg> 6 feet under?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Drunk, Vivi
<vivitheg> what
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> sorry too much to drink.
<SonichuClone> Jack gets me.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> What the fuck u talking about
<Ruby> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh, i bet it's an injoke
<SonichuClone> Drunk, Vivi
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> or something
<JackThadeus> sorry too much to drink.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D
<Ruby> What the fuck u talking about
<br><'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Shit man, dat's crazy.
<vivitheg> oh, i bet it's an injoke
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
<vivitheg> or something
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka [[Julie]].
<SonichuClone> yeah, an inside drunk joke.  :D
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> where the fuck has he been
<NigaTriggaFinga> Shit man, dat's crazy.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah chris sux his cock
<vivitheg> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
<JackThadeus> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka Julie.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> really? fuckin christ
<vivitheg> where the fuck has he been
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I had to finish him off.
<Ruby> lol yeah chris sux his cock
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> gasp
<JackThadeus> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
<vivitheg> really? fuckin christ
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''SonichuClone''' has quit IRC</font>
<JackThadeus> I had to finish him off.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> where's your damn friend jack
<vivitheg> gasp
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> why did he leave
<JackThadeus> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i wanted a pic of his dick
* SonichuClone has quit IRC
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Hm
<vivitheg> where's your damn friend jack
<br><'''Minovsky'''> chris wants to do rocky
<vivitheg> why did he leave
<br><'''Minovsky'''> he wants to do her hard
<vivitheg> i wanted a pic of his dick
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<NickDunbar> Hm
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<Minovsky> chris wants to do rocky
 
<Minovsky> he wants to do her hard
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Latest revision as of 21:14, 7 August 2023

Riley. Bill Riley.

On 23 July 2009, Chris made his first and last IRC appearance in months. This time, however, he enters what he believed to be a secret "troll" chat, and thus adopted the troll alias of SonichuClone, a.k.a. Bill Riley (though he forgot that his hostname still said he was ChrisChanSonichu, thus blowing his cover immediately; the trolls played along, though). When pressured for a picture, Chris provided one that was on the first page of a Google image search for "man" at the time. Additionally, it was of a middle-aged man in formal attire; not exactly what would come to mind when you think of a typical troll. The Jack Thaddeus E-mails reveal that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris hump his favorite console.

Notably disturbing are 2 instances where "Bill" tries to persuade the trolls that compelling "Chris" to rape his pastoral counselor Rocky would be the perfect way to troll him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that he wanted to lose his virginity and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

Transcript

Artist's interpretation of Chris 'incognito.'


Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
SERIOUSLY�'
Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
22:29:56
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Luna is now known as Guest6138
Guest6138 is now known as Pudding
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Sabrina is now known as Serena
<Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
Serena is now known as Stella
Stella is now known as Ruby
<Ruby> lets PARTY
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<NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!!
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<NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff
vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
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<NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
<NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
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<NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
<vivitheg> What was that?
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<Ruby> Herro
<vivitheg> Who are you?

Bill Riley


<SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill.
<Ruby> Bill WHO
<SonichuClone> Bill Riley
<vivitheg> Bill o reilly?
<SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley
<Ruby> lol
<NumberTwo> Fair enough...
<Ruby> where r u from?
<vivitheg> Who invited you?
<Ruby> asl?
<SonichuClone> I live in Maryland.
<vivitheg> This is invitation only
<NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY!
<Ruby> A/S/L?
<SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
<SonichuClone> Thadius
<Ruby> shut up guys he might be hot
<vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome
<vivitheg> lol
<Ruby> lol
<SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies. :)
<vivitheg> You got a picture?
<Ruby> Mmm how big?
<vivitheg> PICTURE!
<vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE!
<Ruby> pics or gtfo
<Ruby> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
<SonichuClone> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer.
<SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take.
<Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
<Ruby> Eh
<vivitheg> shut up ganon
<NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION
<Ruby> Ball size?
<SonichuClone> I don't play that game.
<Ruby> How big is the sack?
<vivitheg> SHUT UP
<vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
<vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
<SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater.
<vivitheg> hot
<SonichuClone> let me find my pic.
<Ruby> thats a small sack, bucko
<vivitheg> so small is good
<vivitheg> well imo
<SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
<Ruby> hmmm
<vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
<Ruby> know how to use it?
<SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that.
<vivitheg> okay
<vivitheg> well just stick around
<vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
<SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
<Ruby> ME TOO
<vivitheg> eh
<Ruby> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
<Ruby> I h8t small cocks
<vivitheg> lol
<Ruby> So, I troll him.
<vivitheg> of course you do sweetie
<vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
<Ruby> ;)
<Ruby> we can share this new cowboy vivi
<SonichuClone> I hear that.
<vivitheg> of course Ruby
<Ruby> Double dip, twist!
<SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
<Ruby> tinypic.com
<vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack
<Ruby> upload there
<vivitheg> or tinypic wherever
<SonichuClone> cool.
<vivitheg> SQUEE
<vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT
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<Ruby> mmmmm
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<vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK
<JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls
<Ruby> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
<NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
<Ruby> I'm so wet right now
vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus
<Ruby> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
<SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
<Ruby> i have it set on vibrate..........
<SonichuClone> LOL! :)
<vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old
<vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
<vivitheg> DONTCHA!?
<SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
<Ruby> mmmm
<vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that
<SonichuClone> I get that a lot. ;)
<Ruby> looks like a soap opera star
<Ruby> I can dig it
<JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
<vivitheg> oh jack you
<Ruby> lolol
<JackThadeus> awesome boy porn
<Ruby> mmmmm shota
<Ruby> fap fap
<JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys?
<vivitheg> delicious
<Ruby> plz
<JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
<vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
<TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
<vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
<NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn
<Ruby> Wheres cowboy?
<Ruby> Bill, hello
<JackThadeus> Ok people
<vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
<Ruby> damn Jack is it buisness [sic] time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
<JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
<vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh
<vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit.
<JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here
<JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything.
<Ruby> ikr where the fuck is she
<vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
<Ruby> lolol
<JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice
<vivitheg> and cocaine
<JackThadeus> & Jamal
<vivitheg> and cocaine
<Ruby> and the rest of the jackson five
<Ruby> slut
<vivitheg> do ho ho ho
<vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy
<vivitheg> you know what's going down?
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<SonichuClone> :D
<JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
<Ruby> Took you long enough
<vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
<Ruby> lol yeah
<JackThadeus> and ruin their sells
<vivitheg> we need to end the console wars
<vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO
<Ruby> Hot huh, Bill? <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
<vivitheg> okay i'm banning you
vivitheg sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis
Timer 1 activated
<Ruby> HAHAHAH
Timer 1 halted
TheRealCapnCrunch was kicked by vivitheg (fuck you�)
<Ruby> what a small cock
<NickDunbar> So clueless
vivitheg sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis
<vivitheg> ugh so stupid
<JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
<vivitheg> so naive
<Ruby> yeah
<Ruby> a guy with a big cock would do it
<Ruby> and women would suck that shit
<Ruby> they'd eat all dat cum
<vivitheg> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
<vivitheg> HEH
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<JackThadeus> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
<vivitheg> shit son.
<Ruby> yeah
<JackThadeus> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
<vivitheg> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
<NickDunbar> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
<NumberTwo> I do not know, why?
<Ruby> Yeah why
<NickDunbar> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
<vivitheg> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
<NumberTwo> LOLOLOLOLOL
<FireBurnt> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
<vivitheg> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
<JackThadeus> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
<JackThadeus> amirite?
<vivitheg> ugh jack listen to me
<FireBurnt> yeah
<JackThadeus> Yes My 2nd
<vivitheg> oh okay good
<Ruby> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
<vivitheg> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
<vivitheg> can i do it?
<Ruby> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
<JackThadeus> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
<JackThadeus> that is when i'll consider it
<Ruby> right.
<JackThadeus> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
<vivitheg> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
<Ruby> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
<vivitheg> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
<JackThadeus> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
<Ruby> kewl
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<Ruby> SonichuClone
<vivitheg> yo cowboy
<vivitheg> pay attention bro
<FireBurnt> you there?
<SonichuClone> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
<SonichuClone> ?
<Ruby> lol
<vivitheg> lol
<NumberTwo> lol
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<Ruby> whadya mean, newbie?
<JackThadeus> why you gotta censore?
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<SonichuClone> I ain't censorin'
<vivitheg> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
<Ruby> better not be
<JackThadeus> r-tard*
<SonichuClone> he's a motherfuckin retard
<vivitheg> that's what we wanted to know
<The_C_Man> Sounds pretty solid
<JackThadeus> ok then
<JackThadeus> the big plan
<SonichuClone> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring
<FireBurnt> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
<Ruby> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
<vivitheg> yeah, fuck the 360
<SonichuClone> YES
<vivitheg> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
<vivitheg> what do you think about the wii?
<Ruby> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
<Ruby> It's cute.
<JackThadeus> You ever played any 360 games?
<SonichuClone> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
<JackThadeus> SonichuClone, aren't they terrible?
<FireBurnt> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
<vivitheg> do ho ho ho ho
<The_C_Man> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
<Ruby> you so black C WOMAN
<SonichuClone> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
<vivitheg> of course
<vivitheg> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
<vivitheg> heh amirite?
<NumberTwo> lol
<JackThadeus> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
<Ruby> lol
<NumberTwo> VERY
<Ruby> lol ZING
<The_C_Man> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
<JackThadeus> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
<NumberTwo> lol
<vivitheg> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
<vivitheg> you know jack obviously
<vivitheg> leader of us all
<vivitheg> And I'm Vivian Gee
<The_C_Man> Man, dat sum homo shit
<vivitheg> nice to meet ya
<NickDunbar> D'oh ho ho
<JackThadeus> greetings
<SonichuClone> HAIL Jack! :)
<JackThadeus> :D
<vivitheg> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
<Ruby> I'm Ruby Serenity Minge
<vivitheg> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
<JackThadeus> Now SonichuClone
<Ruby> yeah he burnt his dick off
<SonichuClone> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
<JackThadeus> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
<JackThadeus> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
<JackThadeus> ?*
<SonichuClone> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
<SonichuClone> *bastard
<JackThadeus> ok
<JackThadeus> On psn
<JackThadeus> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
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<JackThadeus> Chris has been banned 2 times now

Surprise Sex


<SonichuClone> You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it.
<SonichuClone> *have him film it.
<JackThadeus> Which Counselor?
<Ruby> lol why?
<Ruby> Explain.
<SonichuClone> the counsoler he sees weekly
<The_C_Man> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
<JackThadeus> don't know
<vivitheg> uhhhh is her name julia?
<JackThadeus> don't care
<Ruby> EXPLAIN
<JackThadeus> listen
<SonichuClone> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
<JackThadeus> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
<Ruby> OH YEAH Rocky
<JackThadeus> the 3rd will console bann him for good
<SonichuClone> That's it.
<JackThadeus> yes
<JackThadeus> If he wants to complain
<JackThadeus> then he will have to hang himself in the process
<SonichuClone> hells yeah!
<vivitheg> lol like he told sam right?
<JackThadeus> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
<Ruby> Where IS Sam
<vivitheg> probably cocaine...ing.
<JackThadeus> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
<Ruby> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
<JackThadeus> That much I promised him.
<vivitheg> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<vivitheg> WOO.
<SonichuClone> YES!
<Ruby> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
<vivitheg> (when he doesn't)
<JackThadeus> I know...
<Ruby> So honest...
<The_C_Man> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
<Ruby> And humble...
<Ruby> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
<Ruby> he's such a retard
<SonichuClone> DUDE!
<Ruby> lol ik
<Ruby> SonichuClone, you ready to be face sat?
<JackThadeus> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
<vivitheg> shut up Ruby
<Ruby> lol
<vivitheg> you always gotta ask that
<JackThadeus> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
<vivitheg> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
<Ruby> Jack, you are like an electrode
<vivitheg> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
<vivitheg> they have nothing
<vivitheg> we have chris
<vivitheg> yawn, i'm sleepy
<JackThadeus> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
<Ruby> we need some pep
<vivitheg> i liked cowboy better
<JackThadeus> w/e proceed please.
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<SonichuClone> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
<SonichuClone> and smokin weed too. :)
<The_Mistress> Hello everyone.
<Nigafingaonnatrigga> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
<Ruby> lol
<SonichuClone> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
<vivitheg> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
<vivitheg> anyway jack continue
<The_Mistress> Oh really?
<JackThadeus> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
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<JackThadeus> i'm blurry on the details
<JackThadeus> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
<NigaTriggaFinga> Weed iz da BOMB
<Ruby> I love Soul Calibur
<Ruby> I am Talim
<SonichuClone> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
<SonichuClone> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
<JackThadeus> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
<SonichuClone> really off-the charts.

Doubling Down on the Surprise Sex


<SonichuClone> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself upon one of his surperiors.
<JackThadeus> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
<SonichuClone> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
<SonichuClone> :)
<JackThadeus> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
<SonichuClone> DAMN!
<SonichuClone> how much did that bitch have?
<vivitheg> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
<vivitheg> lol
<Ruby> Yeah she was so desperate
<JackThadeus> Her dad found out about she called him
<JackThadeus> are you talking about money?
<Ruby> lol
<JackThadeus> she had no money'.
<Ruby> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
<JackThadeus> *crooked cock
<Ruby> hahaha
<Ruby> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of would be next for you on him?
<JackThadeus> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
<SonichuClone> How much does he have?
<JackThadeus> and then call the psn
<JackThadeus> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
<JackThadeus> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
<JackThadeus> after the ban commences
<vivitheg> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
<Ruby> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
<SonichuClone> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
<JackThadeus> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
<SonichuClone> Do tell.
<JackThadeus> I have a brother
<JackThadeus> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
<SonichuClone> go on.
<SonichuClone> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
<JackThadeus> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
<JackThadeus> on how much of a internet slob he is.
<Ruby> lol yeah
<JackThadeus> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
<JackThadeus> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
<SonichuClone> I hear that.
<JackThadeus> just like what I did with the radio stations
<SonichuClone> radio?
<SonichuClone> what happened?
<JackThadeus> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
<JackThadeus> there were like 6 or 7 of them
<JackThadeus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
<SonichuClone> Awesome! :D
<JackThadeus> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
<SonichuClone> did you do any of these others on this list here?
<SonichuClone> oh?
<vivitheg> we have a new plan.
<JackThadeus> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
<Ruby> We did all.
<vivitheg> it's a glorious plan
<JackThadeus> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez guy that knows Chris.
<vivitheg> that guy's a faggot
<Ruby> yeah he's a mexican
<Ruby> sorry
<Ruby> *mexiCANT
<JackThadeus> & then Chris Crocker after him.
<SonichuClone> who?
<Ruby> a faggoo
<SonichuClone> never heard of Crocker
<JackThadeus> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
<Ruby> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
<vivitheg> jesus lay off the alcohol
<SonichuClone> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D
<Ruby> what?
<JackThadeus> heh
<vivitheg> 6 feet under?
<vivitheg> what
<SonichuClone> Jack gets me.
<Ruby> lol
<SonichuClone> Drunk, Vivi
<JackThadeus> sorry too much to drink.
<Ruby> What the fuck u talking about
<vivitheg> oh, i bet it's an injoke
<vivitheg> or something
<SonichuClone> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D
<NigaTriggaFinga> Shit man, dat's crazy.
<vivitheg> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
<JackThadeus> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka Julie.
<vivitheg> where the fuck has he been
<Ruby> lol yeah chris sux his cock
<JackThadeus> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
<vivitheg> really? fuckin christ
<JackThadeus> I had to finish him off.
<vivitheg> gasp
<JackThadeus> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
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<vivitheg> where's your damn friend jack
<vivitheg> why did he leave
<vivitheg> i wanted a pic of his dick
<NickDunbar> Hm
<Minovsky> chris wants to do rocky
<Minovsky> he wants to do her hard
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The Players

People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • PandaHalo

E-mails and Chats:
Jack Thaddeus (1 • 2 • 3) • Samantha • Katie Bay (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6) • Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails
The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie,
    Chats and calls

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Classic Chris era
IRC
2008: Oct 16 • Oct 24 • Oct 26 • Nov 26 • Dec 13 • Dec 15 • Dec 17 • Dec 18 • Dec 22 • Dec 27 • Dec 28 • Dec 31
2009: Jan 2 • Jan 3 • Jan 4 • Jan 20 • Jan 21 • Jul 23
PandaHalo
Vivian Gee / Clyde Cash
BlueSpike
PSN Chats: 1 • 2 • 3 (3.5 • 3.7) • 4
Skype Logs: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13
Other: CWC Cums for a Cat • Bob Walks In • Bob Walks In Aftermath • Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel • Julie Reveals Herself
Mumble
1 • 2 • 3 (3.5) • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 (9.5) • 10 • 11 • 12
Sarah May
Alec Benson Leary
Alec calls (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9) • "Matthew Noble" call
Vanessa AIM chats
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9
Liquid Saga
SHOWDOWN • Kacey calls (1 • 1.5 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24) • Father Call • Kacey and Liquid Call • The End For Real
Jack Thaddeus calls
1 • 2 • 3
Jackie
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call
Other
Interviews

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Dark Ages era
Facebook
Chats without Chris

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Renaissance era
Catherine / Colin
Other
Interviews
Chats without Chris

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Transcendental Awakening / Rise-N-Fall eras
Idea Guys
Guard Dogs
Watchmen
Ben Saint
2020 Discord leaks
Bella
Fiona
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Discord
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Central Virginia Regional Jail
Chats without Chris

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Miscellaneous chats
Discord
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