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This page is about the fictional girlfriend. For the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon of the same name, see Chloe Rosechu.

This is what Chloe would look like, if she were actually real.

Chloe is the made-up girlfriend that Chris claimed to be seeing shortly after his break-up with Blanca. She was partially inspired by PandaHalo, but still described as a separate entity.

Background

In an IRC chat in the wee hours of 26 October 2008, Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008. This happened to be the day his medallions had been destroyed, and one day before he BAWWED in this video, which raised suspicions as to why he would have been depressed about Blanca if he had already met a new sweetheart. Supposedly, they ran into each other at the local GameStop while the both of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet. Chris alleged that he had his first date at Taco Bell, after which they "kissed deeply".

Chris said that Chloe was his "VIRGIN-TAKER" and that she took his ED page "with a grain of salt".

Chloe was formally introduced in the Q&A video of 27 October 2008, in which Chris nervously announced her existence. He announced that he would possibly be moving in with her after she got her own place.

Aftermath

“	I currently have no recollection of a Chloe.	”
Chris, probably being completely honest.^[1]

Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory, as well as inaction on the part of trolls, after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on CWCipedia that Panda created a fan character named Chloe Rosechu^[2]^[3]). However, he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda, who he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly lying about having a girlfriend, as opposed to his usual tactic of merely exaggerating the significance of an existing relationship. Say what you will about his relationship with Megan or the Wallflower, at least they were actual people.

A little over a year later (10 December 2009), in Mailbag 13, Chris honestly couldn't remember Chloe, even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

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-Made up girlfriend that Chris made up after breaking up with Blanca. Really referring to [[PandaHalo]].
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-==Background==
+''This page is about the fictional girlfriend. For the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] of the same name, see [[Chloe Rosechu]].''
-In an IRC chat in the wee hours of 26 October 2008, Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWS in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]] which already raises suspicions why he was depressed about [[Blanca]] if he already met a new sweetheart) at the local Game Stop in person while the both of them were preordering [[LittleBigPlanet]]. Chris then alleges he had his first date at Taco Bell and then "kissed deeply" and made it to second base with her.
-Chris says that Chloe is his [[sweetheart|"VIRGIN-TAKER"]] and that she took his [[ED]] page "with a grain of salt."
+[[Image:Chloe.jpg|thumb|This is what Chloe would look like, if she were actually real.]]
-Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]] where Chris nervously announces her existence. In the video, he announces he will possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place.
+'''Chloe''' is the made-up girlfriend that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] claimed to be seeing shortly after his break-up with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. She was partially inspired by [[PandaHalo]], but still described as a separate entity.
-==Aftermath==
+==Background==
-Due to Chris's short term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was really talking about Panda but he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly lying to his (non existent) fanbase and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like.
+In an [[Chris's_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|IRC chat]] in the wee hours of 26 [[October 2008]], Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008. This happened to be the day his medallions had been destroyed, and one day before he BAWWED in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]], which raised suspicions as to why he would have been depressed about [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] if he had already met a new sweetheart. Supposedly, they ran into each other at the local [[GameStop]] while the both of them were preordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Chris alleged that he had his first date at Taco Bell, after which they "kissed deeply".
-==Crumpet's "Information" about Chloe==
+Chris said that Chloe was his "[[Sweetheart|VIRGIN-TAKER]]" and that she took his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page "with a grain of salt".
-I'm not sure how much you guys know about what happened here. The only people that really do are a friend of mine and me, since he told me what he knew. My friend was intrigued when Chris claimed to have a new gal-pal named Chloe in one of his videos, who he allegedly met at Gamestop and they were both buying Littlebigplanet. So, my friend naturally called every Gamestop in Chris's area several times until he got a girl. The girl confirmed that she was named Chloe, and they then proceeded to have a conversation about Chris.
+Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]], in which Chris nervously announced her existence. He announced that he would possibly be moving in with her after she got her own place.
-Chris was going to the store on a daily basis loitering just to be in the presence of Chloe. He would spend 30 minutes before finally deciding to buy a pink DS stylus, then ask Chloe stupid questions like "do you like Sonic the Hedgehog"? There was also one particularly creepy example, where he asked if she drunk or smoke. She said that she drank and he said under his breath so it could just be heard, "We'll have to change that".
+==Aftermath==
+{{Quote|I currently have no recollection of a Chloe.|Chris, probably being completely [[honest]].<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}
-In addition to this hilarity, since Chloe worked at the counter, Chris was often approached by male employees who asked if he wanted any help, since he was loitering for hours on end. He showed contempt for them and told them to go away, since he was waiting to be approached by Chloe. Thankfully he fails to understand how job assignments work.
-Chloe noted that Chris was extremely unsettling. His voice would crack frequently when speaking, he smelled terribly sweaty and would leave sweat all over the stuff that he picked up and pretended to be examining, and she thought she saw him get a boner at one point.
-So what did Chloe do? She decided that she was going to quit and get work at another Gamestop for the sole purpose of avoiding Chris. She had asked the male employees there to tell Chris something else when he inevidibly investigated. Keep in mind that at this point he had made some video on the internet where he claimed that she was his girlfriend, which was a complete tangent from reality.
+Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory, as well as inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on [[CWCipedia]] that Panda created a fan character named [[Chloe Rosechu]]<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref>). However, he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda, who he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] about having a girlfriend, as opposed to his usual tactic of merely exaggerating the significance of an existing relationship. Say what you will about his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] or [[the Wallflower]], at least they were actual people.
-When my friend checked in later, she was still working there. As luck would have it, all nearby Gamestops had no open positions, so she was screwed. At this point in time, the fucktards at ED had given Chris the $400 Gamestop giftcard, so he was going there on a daily basis buying $1 items just so he could stalk Chloe.
+A little over a year later (10 December 2009), in [[Mailbag 13]], Chris honestly couldn't remember Chloe, even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.
-What makes this particularly depressing is the fact that he wore his gift card around his neck, just as he did the Sonichu medallion. He also bragged to Chloe about it as if it made him attractive somehow. At one point, he offered to buy her anything in the store for free, as long as it was under $15. She refused, as it was against store policy.
+==References==
+<references/>
-Other things of note:
-- My friend really liked Chloe, since she played games like TF2
-- Chris did not turn up to stalk her the day it was announced that Obama won
-- Chris preordered Animal Crossing: City Folk and wanted Chloe's friend code
-Chloe's current status is unknown. Based on the fact that Chris is after that random waitress, he may have given up on her.
-Unfortunately, I have absolutely no evidence whatsoever for my claims. This is just what my friend found out by calling the place up. Also don't post this on ED, the faggots there don't deserve to know this, they should be asking the same questions over and over again in the talk page instead.
 ==See also==
 *[[Chris'_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
+*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
+*[[Night Star]]
+{{PandaSaga}}
+{{Love Quest}}
-[[Category:People]]
 [[Category:Sweethearts]]

The Players:	The IRC Chats:	The Videos:
PandaHalo Saga
Chris PandaHalo Clyde Cash Robert Simmons V Chloe	Chloe Discussion First Sarah Chat Period Freakout Chris Friendzones Sarah Attempted Sex Chat Two-Timing Clyde rapes Sarah	Chris Sex Logs Chris Sex Videos Never Gonna Give You Up Sarah's 'Death'
Coinciding Sagas: Blanca, Clyde Cash, Julie

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