Main Page

Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,489 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week On 14 January 2023, Reddit user Traineealex posted to the /r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit, claiming to have visited Chris in jail on 9 January. The post included a sketch of Chris, along with a write-up of the encounter, and an explanation of how it took place. According to the alleged account, Chris is allowed visitors a couple of times per week, but only if he's personally approved of them. The report also indicates that Chris is the thinnest he has been since high school, his hair is graying, and he appears to be medicated to the point where it is slowing his speech. When asked about when he will be released from jail, Chris reportedly claimed that "The truth will be revealed in months", although he appears to have accepted that he may never return to 14 Branchland Court or see Barb ever again. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 552 days since Chris was placed in custody. 27 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, through an agreement with Clyde Cash, Chris admitted his homosexuality in exchange for the safe release of Julie. (more...) In 2015, Chris's court date following the GameStop incident takes place. (more...) In 2017, Chris realizes that he is aroused by Sailor Moon music. (more...) In 2018, Love is Love, a song written and performed by Chris, with a boy band providing the music, is released. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

Quote of the Now “ FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY-AMEN ” A mysterious note added to Chris' court file Da Update It is currently February 2023. Current Updates 30 January - It is found that Chris's court record has been updated to note court proceedings between 11 November 2022 and 27 January 2023. 27 January - Chris's review gets a continuance to Valentine's Day. 22 January - A redditor visits Ruckersville and gives us fresh pics of the house. 17 January - It is found that another review has been scheduled for Chris's incest case, set for 27 January. 9 January - A ween allegedly visits Chris in jail. Recently Uncovered Info 4 February - The Place chats - Dimensions from December 2019 3 February - The Place chats - Everfree Northwest from June 2021 2 February - AquaDiamond8 DMs from December 2019 31 January - The Place chats - Tea Parties and Musicals from October 2020 29 January - The Place chats - Ben Saint from October 2019 28 January - The Knights of CWC chats - Chris's last messages from July 2021 26 January - The Place chats - Rough Financial Moment from December 2020 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd055, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum Official CWCki Server Discord Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club forums, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

Video of the Now Click to load content