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It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the | It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the [[weens]] that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts. In other cases, people have used {{w|Soundboard (computer program)|soundboards}} made with clips of Chris and his father Bob to prank call others for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|amusement]]. | ||
== DPF phonecalls == | == DPF phonecalls == | ||
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==Failed Prank Call== | ==Failed Prank Call== | ||
In this video, a gaggle of unfunny [[ween]]s attempt to prank call Chris. Due to their unoriginality, all they could think of was yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and roasts them. | In this video, a gaggle of unfunny [[ween]]s attempt to prank call Chris. Due to their unoriginality, all they could think of was yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone in a lame attempt to roast Chris. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and roasts them. One of the weens appears to be [[BlueSpike]], or at least he has a similar-sounding voice. | ||
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<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> [''whispering''] Fucking pick up, piece of shit! | ||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello? | <br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello? | ||
<br><font color=" | <br><font color="Blue">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> JULAAAAY, JULAAAAY, JULAAAAY! | ||
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> [''overlapping''] Juliiiie! | <br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> [''overlapping''] Juliiiie! | ||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What the hell is that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot? | <br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What the hell is that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot? | ||
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<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Umm... | <br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Umm... | ||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You got some funny-ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone, don't you? Are you six years old or somethin'? [''Barb is heard in the background; after a little bit he hangs up''] | <br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You got some funny-ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone, don't you? Are you six years old or somethin'? [''Barb is heard in the background; after a little bit he hangs up''] | ||
<br><font color=" | <br><font color="Blue">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> [''unintelligible chattering''] We got his fucking dad. Shit. | ||
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{{quote| I ain't got no black ass!| Barbara, at | {{quote| I ain't got no black ass!| Barbara, at ''Bob'' |color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
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<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Hello there. | <br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Hello there. | ||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello. | <br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello. | ||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Sir or | <br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Sir or ma'am or whatever the hell you are. | ||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who the hell is this? | <br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who the hell is this? | ||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Don't you call up here- | <br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Don't you call up here- look- don't you call up here cussing at my husband. | ||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Get down in | <br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there. | ||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of [[Chris|weird]] [[Barb|people]] out here and you might be included as one of them if you | <br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> We didn't have- we didn't have anything to do with this damn... er... thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of [[Chris|weird]] [[Barb|people]] out here and you might be included as one of them if you're calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number. | ||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there! | <br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there! | ||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up! | <br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up! | ||
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== | ==ThePCAssassins Calls== | ||
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==Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob== | ==Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob== | ||
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<font color="#00AF33">'''Redneck:'''</font> [indistinct]. | <font color="#00AF33">'''Redneck:'''</font> [indistinct]. | ||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello? | <br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello? | ||
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<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Redneck (soundboard):'''</font> Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler! | <br><font color="FireBrick">'''Redneck (soundboard):'''</font> Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler! | ||
<br>''[Call ends]'' | <br>''[Call ends]'' | ||
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{{quote| Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler| Redneck, to| Bob |color=silver|size=360%}} | {{quote| Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler| Redneck, to| Bob |color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''briefly speaking over Troll #2''] '''HE WANTS THE D.''' [''speaking with others in background''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''briefly speaking over Troll #2''] '''HE WANTS THE D.''' [''speaking with others in background''] | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wow, we actually got him. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wow, we actually got him. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Let's do star-67 so he doesn't know who we are. | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Wait, does he know you? | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Wait, does he know you? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> No. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> No. | ||
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Yeah-- | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Yeah-- | ||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
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==Risotto call== | ==Risotto call== | ||
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In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank a risotto restaurant in Virginia. | In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank a risotto restaurant in Virginia. | ||
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<font color="#FF0000">'''Restaurant employee (female):'''</font> Thank you for calling Risotto-- | <font color="#FF0000">'''Restaurant employee (female):'''</font> Thank you for calling Risotto-- | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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<font color="royalblue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> [''sighs''] Oh, Jesus. | <font color="royalblue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> [''sighs''] Oh, Jesus. | ||
<br/> | <br/> | ||
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==THe GAMe PLACe Call== | ==THe GAMe PLACe Call== | ||
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In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank [[The GAMe PLACe]]. | In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank [[The GAMe PLACe]]. | ||
Take note of the fact that this was done the day before [[28 October 2011]]. | Take note of the fact that this was done the day before [[28 October 2011]]. Some have speculated that this call may have been one of the triggers that caused that event; Bob died a month before the call and Chris and Barb were still mourning for him, and having to deal with another call from the police station over false events likely caused him and Barb to snap. | ||
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> GAMe PLACe, [''indistinct''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> GAMe PLACe, [''indistinct''] | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> Hello. | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> Hello. | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> My name is Christian Weston Chandler. | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian Weston Chandler. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''talking under him''] Yeah? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''talking under him''] Yeah? | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> I invite you to come--I invite you to...write this down. Are you really at 14 Branchland Court? | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I invite you to come--I invite you to...write this down. Are you really at 14 Branchland Court? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> ...I have no idea about what you're talking about, I think you've called the wrong number. | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> ...I have no idea about what you're talking about, I think you've called the wrong number. | ||
[''The employee hangs up the line. The troll using the soundboard calls again.''] | [''The employee hangs up the line. The troll using the soundboard calls again.''] | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> GAMe PLACe, [''indistinct''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> GAMe PLACe, [''indistinct''] | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> Hello. | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> Hello. | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> How are you? | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> How are you? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''indistict''] Do you need something? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''indistict''] Do you need something? | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, y'know, I've watched my own share of pornography in my lifetime. But you know, that's just--uh, uh, that's just me growing up, you know? | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, y'know, I've watched my own share of pornography in my lifetime. But you know, that's just--uh, uh, that's just me growing up, you know? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> I think that maybe you need to grow up. I'll gonna call the cops if you call again, if you keep on messing with me. [''hangs up''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> I think that maybe you need to grow up. I'll gonna call the cops if you call again, if you keep on messing with me. [''hangs up''] | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Bring the police and, uhh, ambulance around. | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Bring the police and, uhh, ambulance around. | ||
[''calls employee again''] | [''calls employee again''] | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> GAMe PLACe, [''indistinct''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> GAMe PLACe, [''indistinct''] | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> YOU GOT THE TOUCH! | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> YOU GOT THE TOUCH! | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> What? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> What? | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> YOU GOT THE POWAAAAAARRRRRR, YEAAAAAH! | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> YOU GOT THE POWAAAAAARRRRRR, YEAAAAAH! | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''laughing''] Okay-- | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''laughing''] Okay-- | ||
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, IT'S TRUE! | <font color="#00AF33">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, IT'S TRUE! | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''indistinct; near the end it sounds like she says "Thanks for the call", "We're tracing your call" or "They're tracing the call"''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Female Employee:'''</font> [''indistinct; near the end it sounds like she says "Thanks for the call", "We're tracing your call" or "They're tracing the call"''] | ||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
|} | |||
==Chris Chan calls Time-Life== | ==Chris Chan calls Time-Life== | ||
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''talking over Chris unintentionally''] Well, you guys are, like, bad... | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''talking over Chris unintentionally''] Well, you guys are, like, bad... | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? [''pause''] Hello? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Yeah. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Yeah. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Who is this? | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Who is this? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh.....I should be asking that question. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You're Chris-Chan, aren't you? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You're Chris-Chan, aren't you? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uh-huuuh. | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uh-huuuh. | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wait, you ''are'' Chris-Chan? | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wait, you ''are'' Chris-Chan? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Oh, really? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Oh, really? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Oh, hello there. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Oh, hello there. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes-- | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You're the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy, aren't you? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You're the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy, aren't you? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You have, like, a high amount of autism, don't you? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You have, like, a high amount of autism, don't you? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, what? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> [''talking over Chris''] Eh, don't worry, I have autism too, I...just... | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> [''talking over Chris''] Eh, don't worry, I have autism too, I...just... | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hey, Chris-Chan, we just want a word with you. Um, what was your inspiration for ''Sonichu''? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hey, Chris-Chan, we just want a word with you. Um, what was your inspiration for ''Sonichu''? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, I can't quite--I did not quite understand that, I got my mind on other things as well at the moment. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Well, mm-mm--well, anyways, Chris-Chan, what was your biggest inspiration for ''Sonichu''? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Well, mm-mm--well, anyways, Chris-Chan, what was your biggest inspiration for ''Sonichu''? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm...oh, wa--oh so many things that I can't really say off the top of my head right now. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Isn't it a conversion of S-uh, Pokémon and Sonic, correct? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Isn't it a conversion of S-uh, Pokémon and Sonic, correct? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> It's--that is one thing, yes, but there are so many other things as well. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''blowing the call almost immediately''] And you make sex tapes. [''chuckles''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''blowing the call almost immediately''] And you make sex tapes. [''chuckles''] | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Oh, don't you go and do that! Idiot. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Oh, don't you go and do that! Idiot. | ||
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[''Chris hangs up, and after a few seconds of silence the default Skype hangup sound is heard''] | [''Chris hangs up, and after a few seconds of silence the default Skype hangup sound is heard''] | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Dammit, Leonard(?), you went a little too far. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Dammit, Leonard(?), you went a little too far. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Green">'''Troll #3:'''</font> You blew it.....you blew it! At least we knew something. Right? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Mmmhmm. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Mmmhmm. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Green">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Rrrrright? | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Right. | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Right. | ||
[''they call him again''] | [''they call him again''] | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey, [[Kim]]! [''pause''] Kim? ...hello? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Christian? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Christian? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, who is this? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uhhhhh, well, we--a bunch of people, my friends, we both, uh, decided to interview you if you don't mind. | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uhhhhh, well, we--a bunch of people, my friends, we both, uh, decided to interview you if you don't mind. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''poorly imitating feedback''] Ah-kk-kkkk-I-kkkk-can't-kkkk-hear-kkkk-going-kkkk-through-kkkk-the-kkkk-ground, uhhh, ugh-kkkk-talk to you...guys...later! [''hangs up''] | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uhh...i-it won't be...''that douchebag!'' Where-- | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uhh...i-it won't be...''that douchebag!'' Where-- | ||
[''they call him again''] | [''they call him again''] | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hello, Chris-Chan, my name is John Speed. I'm one of your biggest fans and I wanna know if I can do an interview with you? | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hello, Chris-Chan, my name is John Speed. I'm one of your biggest fans and I wanna know if I can do an interview with you? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I will answer one question, and that will be: I AM STRAIGHT. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> That's-- | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> That's-- | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> The--I only made that video as a ''mockery'', as a slanderous mockery, like is it--it was done in ''[[Monty Python]] Flying Circus'', except now it--now, '''it's'''..."''Really Stupid Flying Jackass''"! | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''tries talking, is continually interrupted''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''tries talking, is continually interrupted''] | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> So, that's what--so, that was basically the premise of that video, and I'm about to make an announcement video, cons--to, uh, emphasize that, I was going--I was going with the direct, uh--direction of ''stupid''...in the, duh, ih, the definition of "stupid" then referring to the word GEHHHHH! EHH! It's okay to be stupid, but NOT homosexual, you can QUOTE me on that! You can QUOTE me on that! Bye-bye. | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> .....FUCK! | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> .....FUCK! | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Green">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Uh, the contrary(?)... | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Fail number three. [''sarcastic applause''] Thaaaaat's it. We can't call him. | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Fail number three. [''sarcastic applause''] Thaaaaat's it. We can't call him. | ||
[''they nevertheless call him again''] | [''they nevertheless call him again''] | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Green">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Hello, Chris-Chan! [<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> ...goodbye!] Or, can I say, father? | ||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> YOU GOT PWNED BY CHRIS-CHAN! [''the other trolls laugh''] | <font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> YOU GOT PWNED BY CHRIS-CHAN! [''the other trolls laugh''] | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Green">'''Troll #3:'''</font> ''What?'' | ||
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Chris-Chan pwned! | <font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Chris-Chan pwned! | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Green">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Really, what? Since when has Chris-Chan been-- | ||
[''they call him one last time''] | [''they call him one last time''] | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Hello, um, is this Christian Weston Chandler? | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Hello, um, is this Christian Weston Chandler? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, who is this? | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Oh, um, I'm sorry we've never been properly introduced here, uh, my name is, um, Avril. See, my-my real name is Lily, but my, uh, my screenname on the internet is "Avril the Hedgehog", and I'm from a, uh, a small, close-knit Sonic community and we would like to conduct a phone interview with you if you d-if you don't mind. | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Oh, um, I'm sorry we've never been properly introduced here, uh, my name is, um, Avril. See, my-my real name is Lily, but my, uh, my screenname on the internet is "Avril the Hedgehog", and I'm from a, uh, a small, close-knit Sonic community and we would like to conduct a phone interview with you if you d-if you don't mind. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, uh, uh--I would not mind but I'm busy at the moment, so, perhaps another time? | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Alright, well, tell me whatever time's best for you and I will contact you then, I will patch you in for anytime you're available except for tomorrow, tomorrow I will be busy. But Monday or Tuesday is probably the best time for me. | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Alright, well, tell me whatever time's best for you and I will contact you then, I will patch you in for anytime you're available except for tomorrow, tomorrow I will be busy. But Monday or Tuesday is probably the best time for me. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I see, what will you be doing tomorrow? | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Tomorrow, I have to do some stuff with my family, my, um, father's moving into a new house, I have to make sure everything is all checked out, so that's, I'm gonna be out of the house all day, I'm going to be very, very busy. Real estate, y'know. | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Tomorrow, I have to do some stuff with my family, my, um, father's moving into a new house, I have to make sure everything is all checked out, so that's, I'm gonna be out of the house all day, I'm going to be very, very busy. Real estate, y'know. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, okay, uh, did you say Tuesday was not good? | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Tuesday's fine with me, I can do Tuesday. | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Tuesday's fine with me, I can do Tuesday. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> A'ight, Tuesday night then. | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Alright, Tuesday, what time? | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Alright, Tuesday, what time? | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> About--about 9:00 Eastern. | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Oh, that's wonderful, that's perfect for me, thank you very much, Chris. | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Oh, that's wonderful, that's perfect for me, thank you very much, Chris. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, what timezone do you live in? | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> I live in Eastern as well, so this is perfect for me. | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> I live in Eastern as well, so this is perfect for me. | ||
<font color=" | <font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Alright, take care, be safe. | ||
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> You too, thank you very very very much. Okay.</poem> | <font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> You too, thank you very very very much. Okay.</poem> | ||
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==Sonichussy Call== | |||
On 26 December 2023, Twitter user Caseyj109 uploaded a video, and wrote "@CPU_CWCSonichu why didn’t you answer my phone call? #chrischan #cwcville #sonichu"<ref>https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592 ([https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592 archive])</ref> The video depicts Casey calling Barb and asking for "[[Weening|Sonichussy]]", which unsurprisingly goes nowhere. | |||
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<font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> [''video starts mid-sentence''] --ler house? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Yup, what'cha need? | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> Hello, is, uh, is-is, is Christine there? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> No. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> No? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Christine does not live here. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> [''drowned out by Barb''] She doe--? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Why do you need her--why do you need Christine? | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> I'm just trying to figure out what that Sonichussy's like. | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> You tryin' to figurin' out what? | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> What that So, what that Sonichussy's like. | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Oh... | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> ...yes, ma'am? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I don't know. Just watch, just watch the co... read the comic books. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> Read the comic books? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Yeah. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> Okay. And I'll figure out what that Sonichussy be like? | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> ...okay, bye. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Casey:'''</font> ''(imitating Barb)'' Bye. ''(giggles like an idiot)'' | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:08, 23 October 2025
It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to Chris's e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the weens that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to YouTube, providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts. In other cases, people have used soundboards made with clips of Chris and his father Bob to prank call others for their amusement.
DPF phonecalls
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Prank Call Collection
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty Internet Lumberjack on a Sunday afternoon.
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Bob: Hello?
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Failed Prank Call
In this video, a gaggle of unfunny weens attempt to prank call Chris. Due to their unoriginality, all they could think of was yelling JULAYYYYY into the phone in a lame attempt to roast Chris. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and roasts them. One of the weens appears to be BlueSpike, or at least he has a similar-sounding voice.
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BlueSpike: [whispering] Fucking pick up, piece of shit!
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Chris Calls Bob
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone. (Prank call starts at 1:32.)
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Bob: Hello.
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Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob
A troll using the Epic Crazy Lady soundboard yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.
| “ | Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there! | ” |
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Bob Calls Himself
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.
| “ | I ain't got no black ass! | ” |
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Bob: Hello?
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Liquid Bob calls Bob
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob (which, years later, was revealed to be Jack Z, after he admitted it in his Kiwi Farms thread), calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, he seems to think that Chris won "a case in England" over Sonichu's copyright. We learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.
| “ | S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. | ” |
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Bob:-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
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Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the Internet, and actually thinks his son is a better person.
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Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler
The same troll above makes another call to the Chandlers, this time claiming Chris harassed his 14-year old sister. It should be noted that Barb's behavior when communicating with trolls is eerily similar to that of her equally-delusional son's.
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The credits roll, followed by the actual "recording" of the call - obviously a soundboard.
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ThePCAssassins Calls
- Main article: ThePCAssassins
Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob
Most of this call is the CWC soundboard trying to get around the standard questions of the Greene County Sheriff Department's receptionist. The last two minutes involve a police soundboard calling Bob. Note: The CWCki doesn't condone or support pranking legitimate business and services (like the police) in order to prank the Chandlers.
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Receptionist: Greene County Sheriff's Department. This is [unintelligible].
THIS IS THE THIRD, AND LAST CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO, THIS TIME TO BOB(REAL BOB) USING A DIFFERENT SOUNDBOARD
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Calls to Bob and Chris
A troll posing as a TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding new comics. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his daily morning routine. This call was uploaded to YouTube on 19 August 2010, but the actual date in which it took place is not known. With that being said, in a 22 August 2010 post at Trolling Train Chris mentioned that Bob recently had a phone conversation with a self proclaimed Sonichu fan. The call Chris referred to was very reminiscent of this call, suggesting it occurred not long before it was uploaded.
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[Phone rings for about 19 seconds.]
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Carlos Chantor Call
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[Sound of sniffing]
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A Redneck calls Bob Chandler
A redneck is called with a soundboard of Bob Chandler. The redneck is then made into a soundboard, and the real Bob is called with him.
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Redneck: [indistinct].
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| “ | Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler | ” |
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Batman Call
In this prank call, another gaggle of weens attempt to prank call Chris, but unfortunately for them, they fail, due to their lack of originality when it comes to jokes, and Chris near-immediately handing the phone over to Barb.
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Troll #1: Eh, I thought it was a hidden camera.(?) |
Risotto call
In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank a risotto restaurant in Virginia.
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Restaurant employee (female): Thank you for calling Risotto--
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THe GAMe PLACe Call
In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank The GAMe PLACe.
Take note of the fact that this was done the day before 28 October 2011. Some have speculated that this call may have been one of the triggers that caused that event; Bob died a month before the call and Chris and Barb were still mourning for him, and having to deal with another call from the police station over false events likely caused him and Barb to snap.
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Chris Chan calls Time-Life
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"The many Prank Calls of Chris Chan"
In this series of calls, another gaggle of weens repeatedly call Chris under the guise of wanting to conduct an interview with him. Chris goes along with it at first, but quickly hangs up after one of the trolls brings up his sex tapes. After three more failed attempts at calling him, which end with Chris pretending to get feedback, wittering on about how he is STRAIGHT, and quickly hanging up, respectively, he continues on with a call at the very end, when one of the weens poses as a fan named Avril/Lily. "Avril" manages to secure a time and date for the "interview", which never ended up happening.
| “ | It's okay to be stupid, but NOT homosexual, you can QUOTE me on that! | ” |
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Sonichussy Call
On 26 December 2023, Twitter user Caseyj109 uploaded a video, and wrote "@CPU_CWCSonichu why didn’t you answer my phone call? #chrischan #cwcville #sonichu"[1] The video depicts Casey calling Barb and asking for "Sonichussy", which unsurprisingly goes nowhere.
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