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"Let's not talk about pickles."

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was conducted through the PSN and released to YouTube on 17 October 2008.^[1] It is the first interview Chris granted since his rise to internet fame.

Notable is Chris's genuine concern that then-candidate Barack Obama, if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the medallion was destroyed.

We also catch a fleeting glimpse of Snorlax in her first ever video appearance. She would not appear on camera again until the leaked release of You're Always Pretty more than 3 years later.

For a while, this video had become lost media, due to it being removed for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" and no known archives of it existing until it was re-uploaded on 26 January 2017.

Video

An Interview with the Chris-Chan
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Stardate	17 October 2008
Subject Matter	Politics Politics, Trolls Trolls, Homos Homos
Performance Style	Reason Reason
Saga	Blanca Blanca
Shirt	Green White Stripe The Shamrock Stripes
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Chris on if he hates gay people or not

Transcript

Interviewer 1: So, um, what do you think of Barack. Just tell me, please.

Chris: I just don’t care much for him.

Interviewer 1: Why, you know, why? Be specific, man. You’re smart.

Interviewer 2: Yeah, you’re a smart guy.

Chris: Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.

[DMX's "X Gon' Give It to Ya" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]

Interviewer 1: But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason.

Interviewer 2: It’s cause you like pickles.

Chris: [sigh] Can we not talk about pickles, please?

[Jump cut]

Interviewer 2: Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your medallion?

Chris: Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling lies.

Interviewer 2: They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like… like, uhh… It's false, isn't it? Because it’s on you, right?

Chris: Yeah, it's mostly… yeah it's mostly false. Yeah.

Interviewer 2: Mostly false? I mean, what's… what’s not false about it, then?

Chris: I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.

Interviewer 2: Golden. That’s golden.

[Jump cut]

Interviewer 2: Damn, Chris. Sonichu and, uh, the Jiggliami medallion, I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They… they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.

Chris: [under his breath] Alright, mmm hmm.

Interviewer 2: So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh… you sent it to Blanca and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?

Chris: They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.

Interviewer 2: Wow.

[Jump cut]

Interviewer 2: What’s up with the pickles, dude?

Chris: I hate pickles.

Interviewer 2: Who is the man in the pickle suit?

[Significant laughter in the background.]

Chris: I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.

Interviewer 2: I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him. [Background laughter]

Chris: Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.

[Jump cut]

Interviewer 2: I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate gay people?

Chris: Yeah.

[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]

Interviewer 2: You hate gay people.

Chris: Yeah.

Interviewer 2: Oh, okay.

[Jump cut]

Chris: Hang on a moment.

Interviewer 2: Alright.

[ Barbara presumably walks into Chris’s room. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]

Chris: Hi mom. I’m alright, how are you?

Barb: It's cold in here... [?]

[Chris and Barb presumably argue about the air conditioning as the interviewers laugh to themselves]

Barb: You got it set way down. Should be 72.

[mumbling]

Chris: I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the PlayStation Network.

Barb: Okay. I'll visit- excuse you. Turn that AC up.

Chris: …Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.

Interviewer 2: Yeah, we saw that, Chris.

[Jump cut]

Interviewer 2: Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.

Chris: Yup.

Interviewer 2: Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can't be pickles.

["WTF BOOM" soundclip and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]

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 [[Image:LetsNotTalkAboutPickles.jpg|thumb|right|"Let's not talk about [[pickles]]."]]
-'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]].
+'''An Interview with the Chris-Chan''' was conducted through the [[PSN]] and released to [[YouTube]] on 17 October [[2008]].<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> It is the first interview Chris granted since his rise to internet fame.
-Notable is Chris's genuine concern that [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.
+Notable is Chris's genuine concern that then-candidate [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.
-We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her only video appearance to date.
+We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her first ever video appearance. She would not appear on camera again until the leaked release of [[You're Always Pretty]] more than 3 years later.
+For a while, this video had become lost media, due to it being removed for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" and no known archives of it existing until it was re-uploaded on 26 January 2017.
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+| name           = An Interview with the Chris-Chan
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+| next           = [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
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+{{quote|Yeah.|Chris on if he hates gay people or not}}
+=== Transcript ===
 '''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.
@@ Line 18: / Line 31: @@
 '''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.
-'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you now. why. Be specific, man. You’re smart.
+'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you know, why? Be specific, man. You’re smart.
 '''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.
-'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.
+'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it [[black]].
-''[DMX's "X Gonna Give It You" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''
+''[DMX's "X Gon' Give It to Ya" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''
-'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason
+'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason.
-'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickles]].
+'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickle|pickles]].
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?
@@ Line 34: / Line 47: @@
 ''[Jump cut]''
-'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?
+'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on [[YouTube]] are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling [[lies]].
@@ Line 57: / Line 70: @@
 '''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.
+'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow.
 ''[Jump cut]''
-'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow. What’s up with the pickles, dude?
+'''Interviewer 2:''' What’s up with the pickles, dude?
 '''Chris:''' I hate pickles.
 '''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]?
+''[Significant laughter in the background.]''
 '''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.
@@ Line 92: / Line 109: @@
 '''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.
-''[ [[Barb|Barbra]] presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''
+''[ [[Barb]]ara presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''
+'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright, how are you?
-'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.
+'''Barb:''' It's cold in here... [?]
-''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''
+''[Chris and Barb presumably argue about the air conditioning as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''
+'''Barb:''' You got it set way down. Should be 72.
-'''Barbra:''' You should be sorry, too.
 ''[mumbling]''
-'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.
+'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]].
+'''Barb:''' Okay. I'll visit- excuse you. Turn that AC up.
+'''Chris:''' …Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.
 '''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris.
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 *[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]
-==External links==
+==References==
-*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]
+<references/>
+{{FanChats}}
+{{PoliticalVideos}}
-[[Category:Videos]]
+[[Category:Interview videos]]
+[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2008|2008-10-17]]

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