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The a cybersex-chat with [[Julie]], in which [[Chris]] is caught [[masturbating]] by this father, [[Bob]].
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{{quote|<poem>The [[Sweetheart|couples of the world]] kiss,
But unfortunately for [[Christian Weston Chandler|few]],
They are interrupted by [[Borb|their parents]].</poem>|Chris, in a love poem he wrote in High School exactly nine years before. GodBear could not have planned it better.<ref>[[Valentines Day Hymn]]</ref>}}


==Summary==
'''Bob Walks In''' is the most famous of the [[Julie]] cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught [[mass debating]] by his late father, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]].
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==[[Bob Chandler|Daddy]] Catches Chris having one off the wrist==
==Background==
{{quote|Get away from the internet, I'm cutting it down!!!|Bob Chandler}}
[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]
{{quote|NO DAD, NO!|Chris, during Goofy Time}}
At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|home]] only had one [[computers|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.


On [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknownst to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".
Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.
This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.
Julie's side of this erotic scene can be read [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|here]].
== Prelude ==
The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you value your sanity, it is advised that you do not read this transcript because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.
=== Chris Gets Started ===
Hey, Julie! [[Molvanîa|Zlkavszka]]. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [''Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds''] Oh... [''rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps''] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [''indistinct''] clothes.
Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...''(spits on his hands)''...mmm.
Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[heterochromia|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....
''(Begins fapping)'' Oh yeah. ''(slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh yeah... mmmm.... Oh yeah. ''(smack smack smack)'' mmmm... mmm... ''(slurp slurp slurp)'' Oh... mmm... You're facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh... that's good. Mmm. Mmmm... ''(smack smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh... ''(fapping gets louder)'' Mmm!
=== Adventures in China ===
''(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout)'' Mmm... Oh yeah... Mmm... ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmm... mmmmmmmm... Meeee-yeowww. mmm... ahhh, that's fine. ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmmm... ''(faps even harder, colliding into objects) Mmm...'' I was kind of expecting this myself. ''(faps even harder'') Yeah... So do I... mmmm... ''(fapping is quite loud at this point)'' Ahhhh! MMm... ''(phone rings)'' Mmm... Mmmm... I love you too, Julie... you are, you are...
It's very good. Mmm... Ohhhh yeah, it's awesome... Awesome. Ah... ah yeah... ''(fapping speeds up)'' Mmm... Go ahead, be rougher, rougher... Mmmm... Ahhh... MMm... Oh yeah... mmm... Oh yeah, yeah... Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh... ahhh... JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay... JULAY!!!! Julay... JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! ''(phone rings)'' Jullayyyy... ''(phone rings again)'' Mmm... ah, don't worry about that, my father will get it... he got it.... Continue. Mm... Julie... JULAAAAAY... Julaaaaaaaaah.
Oh yeah... oh yeah... oh yeah... mmm... oh... mmm?? ''(phone rings)'' mmm... get on me... I want... to be INSIDE YOU!... Oh yeah... not yet... mmm. ''(smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Pump it in? mmmf... ah... oh yeah... no problem... ahhhh... mmmm YEAH!! mmmf... ''(faps very hard)'' ahh... mmmm... oh yeah... oooooh yeah... ah! yeah... yeaahhh!!! mmmf... (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm... ''(phone rings)'' mmm... no it's okay, my father will get it, don't worry about it... keep going... it's already been got... please, I'm getting close myself... C'mon Julie... mmf... ahhh... mmm... mmm... oh yeah...
''(Bob walks in at this point, about 17 minutes and 56 seconds in. Chris stops masturbating.)''
==The Climax==
{{quote|Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down right now!|Bob "The Internet Lumberjack" Chandler}}
{{quote|NO DAD, NO!|Chris, during [[Hanky-panky|Goofy Time]].}}


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==Transcript==
 
Bob: Christian, what are you doing?
[[Image:BobWalksInComic.png|thumb|right|140px|Artists depiction of the event.]]
<br>Chris: Nothing.
 
<br>Bob: I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?
=== Transcript ===
<br>Chris: Nothing.
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Christian, what are you doing?</span>
<br>Bob: Give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': [''immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over''] Nothing.</span>
<br>Chris: Dad, will you get out of here?  
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?</span>
<br>Bob: No. [''string of Windows beeps''] I will not. People telling me that you’re about to kill yourself on Youtube.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Nothing.</span>
<br>Chris: What?
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?</span>
<br>Bob: What are you doing?
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Dad, will you get out of here!?</span>
<br>Chris: I’m not doin’ anything.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': No. [''string of Windows beeps''] I will not. [[Bryan Bash|People]] tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on [[YouTube]].</span>
<br>Bob: Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': What?!</span>
<br>Chris: No.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': What are you doing?</span>
<br>Bob: Then get out of here, and off that Internet.  
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm not doin' anything.</span>
<br>Chris: Fine.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Want me to wake your mother up and find out?</span>
<br>Bob: What is your trouble?
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No...</span>
<br>Chris: I am not going to kill myself.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Then, get out of here, and off that Internet.</span>
<br>Bob: Get away from that TV.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Fine.</span>
<br>Chris: Fine.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': What is your trouble?</span>
<br>Bob: Get away from the Internet.  I’m cuttin’ it down, right now.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I am NOT going to kill myself!</span>
<br>Chris: No! Dad, no!
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get away from that TV.</span>
<br>Bob: Yes.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Fine.</span>
<br>Chris: No!
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!</span>
<br>Bob: What are you doin’?
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': NO! DAD, NO!</span>
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yes.</span>
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No!</span>
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': What are you doin'?</span>
<br>
<br>
<br>[''long pause, keys clicking on the keyboard, then single Windows beep'']
<br>[''long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then a single Windows beep'']
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<br>Chris: Don’t do it, Dad.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Don't do it, Dad.</span>
<br>Bob: I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I’m gonna shut this thing right down.</span>
<br>Chris: No.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No.</span>
<br>Bob: Yes.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yes.</span>
<br>Chris: No! [''pause''] Dad, no. Stop!
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No! [''pause''] Dad, no. Stop!</span>
<br>Bob: Go wake your mother up; don’t bother me. Okay? [''pause''] Go wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go wake your mother up, don’t bother me. Okay? [''pause''] Go and wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!</span>
<br>Chris: Ugh.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Ugh.</span>
<br>Bob: Go and wake your mother up!
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go and wake your mother up!</span>
<br>Chris: Ugh.
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': [''[[stress sigh]]'']</span>
<br>Bob: You tell mm-her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': You tell mm--her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.</span>
<br>Chris: No!
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No!</span>
<br>Bob: Yes!
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yes!</span>
 
==Links==
[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?2lnwj1nwjnj Download]


==External links==
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBcjVEeWlabjZnX00 Download (audio only)] [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xs1UTcjO88dsq5TPIhcG4l0NGSOjnvot/view?usp=sharing Archive]


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“

The couples of the world kiss,
But unfortunately for few,
They are interrupted by their parents.

”
Chris, in a love poem he wrote in High School exactly nine years before. GodBear could not have planned it better.[1]

Bob Walks In is the most famous of the Julie cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught mass debating by his late father, Bob.

Background

What Chris imagines Julie looks like...

At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family home only had one computer, and it was in the kitchen. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want navy dripping all over it.

On Valentine's Night, 2009, Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the night before. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his bent duck. Unbeknownst to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny slow-in-the-mind. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). Miscreants agent Bryan Bash provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' the Internet down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.

Julie's side of this erotic scene can be read here.

Prelude

The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you value your sanity, it is advised that you do not read this transcript because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.

Chris Gets Started

Hey, Julie! Zlkavszka. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds] Oh... [rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [indistinct] clothes.

Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...(spits on his hands)...mmm.

Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes pink-eye. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....

(Begins fapping) Oh yeah. (slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp) Oh yeah... mmmm.... Oh yeah. (smack smack smack) mmmm... mmm... (slurp slurp slurp) Oh... mmm... You're facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh... that's good. Mmm. Mmmm... (smack smack smack smack slurp slurp) Oh... (fapping gets louder) Mmm!

Adventures in China

(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout) Mmm... Oh yeah... Mmm... (smack smack smack) Mmm... mmmmmmmm... Meeee-yeowww. mmm... ahhh, that's fine. (smack smack smack) Mmmm... (faps even harder, colliding into objects) Mmm... I was kind of expecting this myself. (faps even harder) Yeah... So do I... mmmm... (fapping is quite loud at this point) Ahhhh! MMm... (phone rings) Mmm... Mmmm... I love you too, Julie... you are, you are...

It's very good. Mmm... Ohhhh yeah, it's awesome... Awesome. Ah... ah yeah... (fapping speeds up) Mmm... Go ahead, be rougher, rougher... Mmmm... Ahhh... MMm... Oh yeah... mmm... Oh yeah, yeah... Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh... ahhh... JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay... JULAY!!!! Julay... JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! (phone rings) Jullayyyy... (phone rings again) Mmm... ah, don't worry about that, my father will get it... he got it.... Continue. Mm... Julie... JULAAAAAY... Julaaaaaaaaah.

Oh yeah... oh yeah... oh yeah... mmm... oh... mmm?? (phone rings) mmm... get on me... I want... to be INSIDE YOU!... Oh yeah... not yet... mmm. (smack smack smack slurp slurp) Pump it in? mmmf... ah... oh yeah... no problem... ahhhh... mmmm YEAH!! mmmf... (faps very hard) ahh... mmmm... oh yeah... oooooh yeah... ah! yeah... yeaahhh!!! mmmf... (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm... (phone rings) mmm... no it's okay, my father will get it, don't worry about it... keep going... it's already been got... please, I'm getting close myself... C'mon Julie... mmf... ahhh... mmm... mmm... oh yeah...

(Bob walks in at this point, about 17 minutes and 56 seconds in. Chris stops masturbating.)

The Climax

“ Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down right now! ”
Bob "The Internet Lumberjack" Chandler
“ NO DAD, NO! ”
Chris, during Goofy Time.
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Artists depiction of the event.

Transcript

Bob: Christian, what are you doing?
Chris: [immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over] Nothing.
Bob: I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?
Chris: Nothing.
Bob: Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
Chris: Dad, will you get out of here!?
Bob: No. [string of Windows beeps] I will not. People tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on YouTube.
Chris: What?!
Bob: What are you doing?
Chris: I'm not doin' anything.
Bob: Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
Chris: No...
Bob: Then, get out of here, and off that Internet.
Chris: Fine.
Bob: What is your trouble?
Chris: I am NOT going to kill myself!
Bob: Get away from that TV.
Chris: Fine.
Bob: Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!
Chris: NO! DAD, NO!
Bob: Yes.
Chris: No!
Bob: What are you doin'?

[long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then a single Windows beep]

Chris: Don't do it, Dad.
Bob: I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
Chris: No.
Bob: Yes.
Chris: No! [pause] Dad, no. Stop!
Bob: Go wake your mother up, don’t bother me. Okay? [pause] Go and wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
Chris: Ugh.
Bob: Go and wake your mother up!
Chris: [stress sigh]
Bob: You tell mm--her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
Chris: No!
Bob: Yes!

External links

References

  1. ↑ Valentines Day Hymn
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The Players

Organizations: The Miscreants
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Mumble Chats: (1 • 2 • 3 • 3.5 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 9.5 • 10 • 11 • 12)
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BlueSpike Skype Logs: (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13)
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