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[[Chloe]] is the made up girlfriend that [[Chris]] made up after breaking up with [[Blanca]]. Partial codename for [[PandaHalo]] but still described as a separate entity.
 
''This page is about the fictional girlfriend. For the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] of the same name, see [[Chloe Rosechu]].''
 
[[Image:Chloe.jpg|thumb|This is what Chloe would look like, if she were actually real.]]
 
'''Chloe''' is the made-up girlfriend that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] claimed to be seeing shortly after his break-up with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. She was partially inspired by [[PandaHalo]], but still described as a separate entity.


==Background==
==Background==
In an IRC chat in the wee hours of [[2008#October|26 October 2008]], Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWS in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]] which already raises suspicions why he was depressed about [[Blanca]] if he already met a new sweetheart) at the local Game Stop in person while the both of them were preordering [[LittleBigPlanet]]. Chris then alleges he had his first date at Taco Bell and then "kissed deeply" and made it to second base with her.  
In an [[Chris's_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|IRC chat]] in the wee hours of 26 [[October 2008]], Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008. This happened to be the day his medallions had been destroyed, and one day before he BAWWED in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]], which raised suspicions as to why he would have been depressed about [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] if he had already met a new sweetheart. Supposedly, they ran into each other at the local [[GameStop]] while the both of them were preordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Chris alleged that he had his first date at Taco Bell, after which they "kissed deeply".


Chris says that Chloe is his [[sweetheart|"VIRGIN-TAKER"]] and that she took his [[ED]] page "with a grain of salt."
Chris said that Chloe was his "[[Sweetheart|VIRGIN-TAKER]]" and that she took his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page "with a grain of salt".  


Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]] where Chris nervously announces her existence. In the video, he announces he will possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place.
Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]], in which Chris nervously announced her existence. He announced that he would possibly be moving in with her after she got her own place.


==Aftermath==
==Aftermath==
Due to Chris's short term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda but he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly (by making up a story about how he met Chloe at GameStop, how they kissed IRL, how they went on a date to Taco Bell, etc.). Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to his (non existent) [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]] and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like.
{{Quote|I currently have no recollection of a Chloe.|Chris, probably being completely [[honest]].<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}
 
Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory, as well as inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on [[CWCipedia]] that Panda created a fan character named [[Chloe Rosechu]]<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref>). However, he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda, who he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] about having a girlfriend, as opposed to his usual tactic of merely exaggerating the significance of an existing relationship. Say what you will about his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] or [[the Wallflower]], at least they were actual people.
 
A little over a year later (10 December 2009), in [[Mailbag 13]], Chris honestly couldn't remember Chloe, even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.
 
==References==
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Chris'_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
*[[Chris'_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
*[[Night Star]]


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{{PandaSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}


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[[Category:Sweethearts]]

Latest revision as of 07:20, 16 November 2022


This page is about the fictional girlfriend. For the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon of the same name, see Chloe Rosechu.

This is what Chloe would look like, if she were actually real.

Chloe is the made-up girlfriend that Chris claimed to be seeing shortly after his break-up with Blanca. She was partially inspired by PandaHalo, but still described as a separate entity.

Background

In an IRC chat in the wee hours of 26 October 2008, Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008. This happened to be the day his medallions had been destroyed, and one day before he BAWWED in this video, which raised suspicions as to why he would have been depressed about Blanca if he had already met a new sweetheart. Supposedly, they ran into each other at the local GameStop while the both of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet. Chris alleged that he had his first date at Taco Bell, after which they "kissed deeply".

Chris said that Chloe was his "VIRGIN-TAKER" and that she took his ED page "with a grain of salt".

Chloe was formally introduced in the Q&A video of 27 October 2008, in which Chris nervously announced her existence. He announced that he would possibly be moving in with her after she got her own place.

Aftermath

I currently have no recollection of a Chloe.
Chris, probably being completely honest.[1]

Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory, as well as inaction on the part of trolls, after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on CWCipedia that Panda created a fan character named Chloe Rosechu[2][3]). However, he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda, who he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly lying about having a girlfriend, as opposed to his usual tactic of merely exaggerating the significance of an existing relationship. Say what you will about his relationship with Megan or the Wallflower, at least they were actual people.

A little over a year later (10 December 2009), in Mailbag 13, Chris honestly couldn't remember Chloe, even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

References

See also

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Coinciding Sagas: Blanca, Clyde Cash, Julie