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*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]? | *... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]? | ||
*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense? | *... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense? | ||
*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | *... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> <s>[[Mary Lee Walsh]]</s> [[January_2026_social_media_posts#Mayor_of_CWCville|Robbie Van Drawson]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]? | *... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]? | ||
**... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? | **... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? | ||
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*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | ||
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used [[Chris and race|the actual N-word]] multiple times? | ||
**... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words? | **... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words? | ||
* ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | * ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | ||
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*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]? | *... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]? | ||
*... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''? | *... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''? | ||
*... that Chris has been to [[Finland]] on at least seven separate occasions? | |||
**... and that Chris [[Walt's call with cwc! 5/17/25|denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence]]? | |||
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*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]? | *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]? | ||
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*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]? | *... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]? | ||
*... that [[Ivy]] was real? | *... that [[Ivy]] was real? | ||
*... that [[Flutter]]'s name [[Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25|shall not be revealed]]? | |||
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*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | *... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | ||
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*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | *... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | ||
*... that Chris is practically blacklisted from being mentioned on [[Wikipedia]]? | |||
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*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]? | *... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | ||
*... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks? | *... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks? | ||
*... that Chris had an actual [[Fiona|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested? | *... that Chris had an actual [[Fiona Cooper|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested? | ||
*... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]? | *... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]? | ||
*... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail? | *... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail? | ||
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**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]? | **... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]? | ||
*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]? | *... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]? | ||
*... that [[Son- | *... that [[Son-Chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? | ||
*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | ||
*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]? | *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? | *... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? | ||
*... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]? | *... that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]? | ||
*... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra? | *... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra? | ||
*... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]? | *... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]? | ||
**... and that he blames it on the past Chris? | **... and that he blames it on the past Chris? | ||
*... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and | *... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and money|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]? | ||
*... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]? | *... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]? | ||
*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]? | *... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]? | ||
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- ... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married to each other in real life?
- ... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
- ... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
- ... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
- ... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
- ... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid?
- ... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
- ... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn?
- ... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail?
- ... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
- ... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?
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