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*... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]? | *... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]? | ||
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*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise? | *... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise? | ||
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | *... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | ||
**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] | **... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite previously endorsing [[Joe Biden]]'s presidential campaign? | ||
*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair? | *... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair? | ||
**... that Chris later did grow a beard in [[Jail Saga|jail]] after being forbidden from accessing sharp implements? | |||
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*... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | *... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | ||
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*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | *... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | ||
*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"? | *... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"? | ||
*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[ | *... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weens|ween]] mere hours later? | ||
*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | *... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | ||
**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]? | **... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]? | ||
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*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | *... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | ||
*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | *... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | ||
*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while | *... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while [[Bob Chandler|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]? | ||
*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]? | *... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]? | ||
**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo? | **... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo? | ||
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*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]? | *... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]? | ||
*... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation? | *... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation? | ||
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*... that [[Bob Chandler|Bob Chandler's]] ''alma mater'' is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide) | |||
*... that Chris once compared [[Father Call|carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture?]] | |||
*... that [[Trolls|trolls]] once presented a script of a video [[Twin Falling Towers|mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash]] to Chris, and then Chris ''created and released it for them?'' | |||
*... that Chris's [[Chandler Family Tree|family tree]] includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned ''twenty-one slaves?'' | |||
*... that [[BILLY MAYS]] is absolutely [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#IRC Transcript|PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION?]] | |||
*... [[Monthly tugboat|that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023?]] | |||
*... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy shop]]? | |||
*... that [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the US and Japan really wanted to get it on]]? | |||
*... that [[Praetor]] [[OfficialCWCmart#Handmade Sonichu Medallion, WITH MEGASTONE|is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110]]? | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:32, 20 August 2026
- ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
- ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
- ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
- ... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
- ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
- ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
- ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
- ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
- ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
- ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
- ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
- ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?
Usage
These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.
This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It's a big list of Chris-related facts, divided into blocks that get randomly displayed.
- Before adding a fact, please make sure that it is a TRUE and HONEST fact and not just something you made up.
- Also try to ensure your fact isn't already covered somewhere else in the list. Your browser's "find" function (Usually accessed via pressing CTRL+F) can be useful in helping find similar entries.
- To add your fact, edit this template and choose a section. Any section will do, but if you have the time, pick one with the fewest entries within it.
- Start your entry on a new line, starting with *... that and then your fact.
- Add at least one related link which explains your fact further and check your spelling before saving.
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