Mumble 2

In Mumble 2, a Wild Snorlax appeared.

Mumble 2 is the second Mumble chat that took place on 4 February 2009. More than an hour long.

This is a more organized Q&A type chat than Mumble 1. Questions from Clyde about sex in the comic and interesting tidbits about how Chris believes sex is the same as romance. This is pretty hard hitting, with stuff like how Chris is into fast food yet he's against tobacco. A lot of drama involving Clyde.

Summary

• Chris no like Clyde =( he stole his sweetheart
• audio cut out for a minute and then you hear Chris say: "....HYMEN!" (You broke her hymen)
• Trolls claim Panda is with Clyde, Chris wants to hear her voice, they say she's busy
• 'She and I WERE very close'
• Chris didn't have 400 to 800 dollars to go see Panda; claims he got this number from an airport website recommended by Miyamoto
• Insists on Sonichu being in Animal Crossing
• Doesn't want to talk about his deal with them
• Insists that he doesn't have to turn down his radio since his voice is louder (it is horribly loud in the mic)
• Panda gave Clyde all of the sites, etc.
• Sarah is going to be with Clyde, which Chris wants to deny
• These motherfuckers keep talking over each other
• Calls a troll's critique crap
• Bubbles must be aroused, she isn't wet all the time
• Bubbles is 90% water so does sperm just swim around forever? NO
• Clyde: This is a children's comic, why so much sex?
• Chris: It is romance. My best artwork is when they're making out 'romantic moments', drawn in protest to trolls. Shows that Rosechus have vaginas, not ducks.
• Admits to maybe going overboard
• Trolls try to reason with him about the ED article: There wouldn't be an article if he didn't react like he does.
• Trolls say that TV-Y7 means NO SEX but Chris points to romantic animes that have making out (cartoons are for kids even if there's sex is his reasoning)
• Trolls talk about Japan being less strict about those things
• Everyone gets to vote in CWCville. You can hear him say, 'even if they're black'.
• Got his idea from Mary Poppins, HIS FAVORITE MOVIE
• Troll tries to give historical background about cough medicine putting kids to sleep to which Chris insists it was the lullaby that put them to sleep.
• Trolls go into deep conversation about children, cough medicine, etc.
• Chris planned for no references to cough medicine.
• Discussion about Chris, 'gay message' sent by a troll
• He calls Clyde a scoundrel
• BELIEVE HIM HE IS STRAIGHT
• Chris speaks Mexican at 20:50 LAWL
• Mexican speaks Mexican to him... he replies in Menglish
• 4-cent_garbage is located in Mexico
• Someone says that he needs to improve his Mexican
• Chris is against smoking, CWCville is smoke-free, alcholic free
• Rehash of why tobacky is bad, his position on it, alchohol....bar fights
• Chris' dad smoked had several bypasses, has a pacemaker, had heart attacks
• Mention of his hair cuttings for his fans
• Motherfuckers talk over each other, question about fast food not answered
• Chris was doing math in his head, got in car crash.
• Chris has taken college level math. Took trigonometry.
• He designed a shopping center
• Trolls gang up on Clyde for stealing Panda
• Time will tell when Chris will make the money he would have in the nintendo deal
• Trolls bash Clyde for his pot smoking
• Chris doesn't watch news because it's bad news =(
• Bashing of the Mexican
• Chris can type 30 to 100 WPM
• Chris can't type and talk at the same time
• Chris says PSN is free though Clyde(?) points to the 1000 dollars Chris spent on PSN
• Chris has been typing for 15 minutes now and it is VERY loud
• Chris has been busy IRL therefore the comic release doesn't have a date
• Someone points to nudes on YouTube.
• He does not have it on the YouTube, but he isn't going to take it anymore.
• Claims some of the photos are photoshopped.
• Clyde offers help to take ED page down.
• Chris denies taking those pictures, doesn't want to talk about it, making him uncomfortable.
• Some of the pictures are real. When questioned which ones are fake, Chris can't answer.
• Chris hates Harry Potter because HP was in competition with Pokemon!
• Chris is too stressed to read Vivian's book, he likes the cover though!
• Chris has heard of Twilight, will wait until DVD comes out to see it
• Polly, who has been talking the whole time is confronted by Chris who thinks she is a guy. Polly is upset. Chris apologizes.
• Chris like Monty Python, same Monty Python from first conversation
• Jimmy Hill has launched his Sonichu show
• More Mexican talk at 55:10
• Chris giggles and sighs happily when Cassie, another Mexican, compliments him and when she leaves he says 'Chikita Bonita'
• Rabbichoso talk (Sonichu.info)
• Classic trolls are leaving Chris alone.
• Chris likes Steel Angel Kurumi (quote from Wikipedia: the show is often classified as ecchi due to the focus on fanservice and panty shots)
• Chris claims to be very strong, could beat Clyde up
• Would definitely give Clyde lots of pain
• NO ONE CAN STOP CLYDE
• ShinyMarshtomp makes an appearance? Likes Rabbichoso
• Chris likes to eat at Country Cookin (like Golden Corral)
• Chris likes to imagine his first time.
• Clyde says the first time is awful, Chris said it was because Clyde prematurely ejaculated
• Watch porn with naked women to cure your gay
• Guys sitting next to you = gay coming on to you
• None of Chris's friends come to his house
• Falsion has been in the chat room, is afraid he is gay

A Wild Snorlax Appears

• Barbara asks if Chris wants hot dogs (insert penis joke here)
• Chris will only be acquaintances with Falsion

[1:12:30]

Chris: I'm just answering a few questions mother.

Barbara:: You don't have to answer.

[shuffling sounds, clangings]

Barbara:: It ain't none of their business no way. I wouldn't be asked questions like that by employees or anybody.

Troll: Chris what is happening?

Chris: My mother is offering her input.

Barbara:: I don't need no back talk from someone on the internet.

Chris: I hear you mom.

[scraping sounds]

Barbara:: These idiots don't have any brains or any idea [inaudible]

[more banging, clangs, tumbling sounds]

Troll: Is it your bed time right now...?

Chris: Pixelblocks, Pixelblocks!

Troll: Chris, are you saying Pixelblocks?

Chris::Haha...

[Chris's mom has been singing]

Troll: Your mom has a beautiful singing voice, Chris.

Barbara:: [inaudible] ...stressed

Chris: Well sometimes they don't, they can be peaceful.

Barbara:: Well Mom and Dad getteh [inaudible]

Chris::Mmm a lot of us do.

Barbara:: Just look at this nasty mess here that I have to pick up.

Chris: [sighs] Yeah I took care of my bills, I mean, not completely but I took care of them.

[Clanging noises return after short absence]

[Trolls talk about General Hospital, then ask for forgiveness for Clyde]

[Demonic voice briefly heard]

[Sound of a vacuum cleaner]

[Sound of Chris' mom singing]

Troll: Your mom has a beautiful voice, Chris.

[Meme spouting back and forth]

Do you watch Code Geass or Naruto?

.........

I'm going to watch Shuffle! sometime

[Naruto talk... or some anime]

[More clanging, vacuuming]

Chris: ...got my headphones on. And you know what else? They like your singing.

Barbara:: ...I don't sing.

Chris::You just did!

Barbara:: That's my laugh, my laugh!

Chris: They just did, they heard you singing just now

Barbara:: I can't sing!

Chris::You just did!

Barbara:: [inaudible]

Chris: They just heard you singing in the microphone.

Barbara:: Did you write cheques for those bills?

Chris: Yeah. Yes mother I did.

Barbara:: You're not telling me a story?

Chris: No, I'm not telling you a story.

Barbara:: It's important [inaudible] did you pay them?

Chris: Yes I paid them

Barbara:: Okay you need to be honest with me.

Chris: No you're saying... I'm being honest, I'm being honest.

Barbara:: How you respond to what...what [we] talk about. You say you want to do something and you don't do it then life is gonna change [our ideas soon?]

Chris: Ok... I'll be sure to pay the remaining difference next month.

Barbara:: No, this month.

Chris: I couldn't pay them all with 90 dollars so there's still some there that [sound cuts]

...oh you're cooking them up here that's why you turned the fan on over the stove.

[trolls rejoice and mock Momma Chandler]

Transcript

Waiting for Chris

Polly: I can't wait to hear Chris! I'm a huge fan!
Clyde: Oh, goddamn these noodles are fantastic. Man, I wish I could eat like this everyday.
Troll: Have you eaten the rice balls?
Clyde: No, no, no. These are noodles. These are... [Trolls interrupt]
Troll: Fan-fucking-tastic.
Clyde: Fantastic, you know?
Troll: Sweetangie is Chris. Or, we think so.
Troll: Yeah, I don't think this is him.
Clyde: It's definitely not the real Chris.
Clyde: I'm disappointed there's so many impostors out there. Kinda my fault, but, you know, if it weren't [unintelligible] Hard to come by.
Troll: His mic was working last time he was here, just fine.
Troll: He usually capitalizes his words, like in every sentence.
Troll: Yeah, I don't think he's - I don't think this is him.
Troll: Is it set to push to talk or something? [Trolls talk over each other]
Clyde: It's called push to talk. Push to talk.
Troll: No, just have him set it to voice activity. It works so much better that way. [BlueSpike says something unclear]
Troll: You guys are fucking idiots. [Trolls talk over each other again]
Troll: You guys scared him off by being guys.
Troll: Yeah, you fucking jackasses. Nice going.
Troll: Was that even the real...?
Troll: Yes, that was the real Chris.
Troll: He's too much of a pussy to talk.
Troll: Yeah, cause you scared him, or some - No, or he's too stupid to be. [Laughter]

Chris Arrives

Chris: [Chris arrives, with radio playing loudly.] Hello. [Trolls all greet him.]
Chris: Yeah, now-
Troll: Why don't you have your microphone working?
Chris: Yeah, I don't know why my microphone is messed up.
Troll: I'm sorry, but we had an impostor here before.
Chris: No, I'm registered. I've got myself registered now. So, uh, hopefully-
Troll: That's probably why. It probably had to calibrate.
Chris: Yeah. Well I calibrated now.
Clyde: So, Chris, have you seen Rabbichozo's, uh, oh it's fantastic.
Chris: I don't give a crap about your stupid pencil sketch. [Pause]

PandaHalo, Trip to Redmond and Animal Crossing

Chris: -her hymen!
Clyde: Look, I know it's a terrible mistake, but I plan to make it up to her. I'm doing the things I should do.
Chris: Oh, and another thing, if she is really over there with you now, then put her on the mic. Please.
Troll: She's not- He never said-
Clyde: Look, Chris, she's very busy, ok. She's very busy.
Chris: Well-
Clyde: She's not over here right now. Okay? So lets drop it.
Chris: Alright, fine. Well could you tell her to please send me a message lettin' me know, for sure, so I can know- so I can know.
Clyde: [Talks over Chris] I'll let her know whatever you want, but it's her life. She doesn't have to send you a message. You failed her. You failed her.
Chris: [Sighs] She and I were very close.
Clyde: You say you're so close, then why didn't you go?
Chris: [Sighs] Because I had- Aw, hang on a second. How do I- oh, that's right. This thing. Right. [Sighs] Hold on a sec. Oh yeah, because I did not have four to eight hundred dollars!
Clyde: It doesn't cost that much to go cross-country.
Chris: Yes it does. I know, I saw it on an airport website. Where I was be- Where I was- recommended to me by Mr. Miyamoto.
Clyde: You know, you can drive there. It's not that hard.
Troll: What happened with that? I thought, um, didn't you have a deal with them or something? I heard a rumor that your characters were going to be in Animal Crossing.
Chris: Well, they are in Animal Crossing. And I did- and I do- I did have a deal with them.
Troll: What happened though?
Chris: [Huge sigh] I'd rather not say.
Troll: Oh.

Chris's Radio, Clyde and Criticism

Troll: Chris, why don't you turn down the TV? It's hard to hear you.
Chris: [Annoyed sigh] I do not have a TV turned on in here.
Troll: I can hear it.
Chris: I have a radio.
Troll: I hear something in the background.
Chris: [Burping throughout sentence] Well that's the- that would b- the radio. And it is not that loud.
Troll: But it shows up pretty well on your microphone.
Chris: But still, my voice is louder than the radio.
Polly: Uh, Chris? Uh, when are you going to do the new Sonichu comic?
Clyde: [Says something over Polly]
Chris: [Huge sigh] Uh, I'll answer Polly's question. I'm not sure. It's, uh, it's in progress right now, I'm drawing it up.
Polly: Oh, okay. I can't wait to read it!
Chris: [Sigh] Well, we'll see.
Troll: Chris!
Troll: Listen, Clyde kind of has admin on here, so we can't really do anything about him. So, yeah. I don't know.
Clyde: [Hard to hear over Chris's radio] ...with you guys. I love you guys. Just as much as Chris loves you guys. Right?
Chris: [Huge sigh]
Clyde: Look, I was angry. I was angry. But I'm calm now.
Troll: Don't try to hurt any other person from now on.
Clyde: I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing the best I can.
Chris: Well, I have much- I do not have much to say in response to that right now. Because I'm ticked off.
Troll: Don't let him get to you.
Troll: You're no better than he is, if you give in.
Clyde: [Says something unintelligible]
Chris: [Huge sigh]
Troll: Hey, Chris, I just wanted to let you know I'm a huge fan of the comics, and I'm glad you keep doing what you're doing. You're doing a great job, and just keep it up, alright man?
Chris: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate the, uh, what's the word I'm looking for? The, the, uh- well, the encouraging words. Encouragement. I appreciate the encouragement. Well, there are things, uh- I- er- current events I do not appreciate. I appreciate the positive encouragement.
Troll: Yeah, I can't really do anything. He took over the IRC channel. I used to be the owner. I mean Clyde. He's like taking over everything.
Clyde: Yeah, it was because Panda gave it to me, you know. But anyway, I mean, you can't just listen to encouragement, you've got to listen to criticism, man. Criticisms are what make you better, you learn from your mistakes. You learn from mistakes.
Chris: [Sigh]
Troll: Be right back guys, my wife is calling.
Polly: Oh, okay.
Clyde: I don't- I don't- Tons of people don't like the Rabbichozo art style, but you know, I gotta improve on that. That's something I plan to improve on. There's a lot of criticism in the death of Sonichu, right?
Chris: [Loudly] What? What did you just say?
Clyde: There's a lot of criticism of Sonichu. Right?
Chris: Oh. For a moment there I thought you said something different.
Clyde: What, what did you think I said? I'm just saying, there are people who like it and people who don't like it. You gotta start taking in those suggestions. You know?
Chris: Hmm. So many things that will be improved upon. But, I just have to hear from Sarah herself that she really is going to be with you, Clyde. I have to hear it from herself. It's one thing to hear it from you and then it's- then on that note, it's just I find it very hard to believe. So I have to hear it from her.
Troll: Yeah, I kinda think that Rabbichozo sucks. I mean, I think it could be funny, but it honestly looks like it's drawn by a kindergartener.
Chris: Yes.
Troll: I mean, Sonichu has evolved over the years. You can see that the art's getting better. Rabbichozo doesn't even look like something a beginner would do, honestly. I mean, [Interrupted]
Chris: A whole bunch of crap! [Everyone starts talking at once]
Polly: Also, Sonichu is in color.
Clyde: I know, I accept this criticism. But you just called it crap! Now that's just rude.
Chris: Well, I have emotions going behind me- uh, behind that opinion.

Cassie

Cassie's Friend: Chris, did you get my message.
Chris: Uh...
Clyde: Aren't you going to be the gentleman, then? Aren't you gonna be the gentleman?
Cassie's Friend: I just want to ask you, Chris. I'm Cassie's friend. She- she's worried sick about you. Why haven't you emailed her?
Chris: I did email her! As a- I- I haven't gotten any re-plies from her. I have emailed her and I have instant messaged her on A.I.M. and Skype. I haven't heard back from her. I don't know what's going on there.
Cassie's Friend: ...you emailed her.
Chris: What?
Cassie's Friend: When was the last time you emailed her?
Chris: Uh, hang on, I'll check.
Polly: Um, Chris? I have a question. My fa- One of my favorite new characters is, um, Simonla, and like, I also like Zapina as well. Um, are they gonna have bigger parts in the series later on?
Chris: I'm sorry, could you repeat that question?
Polly: Um, I was wondering if Simonla and Zapina will either have bigger parts in the series later on.
Chris: Possibly. Possibly, but, uh, I can't say for sure. Oh, and, uh, to answer your question, uh- in answer to, uh, I believe, uh, Screwhead, who asked? It was about four days ago. About four days ago.
Cassie's Friend: Yeah. Four days ago? Okay, I'll tell her to check it out.
Chris: The last email I sent was about four days ago.
Troll: She'll contact you in a while, though.
Cassie's Friend: I'll tell her to check it out and- and thanks Chris.
Chris: Alright. Mm.

Bubbles's Pussy and Sex in the Comics

Troll: Hey, Chris? I have a question.
Chris: Yes?
Troll: Yeah, my favorite character is Bubbles, I kinda liked the, uh, the thing she had going with Blake, where she was kind of keeping the relationship secret. I thought that was kinda clever. I was wondering, uh, she's a water-type, so does that mean that her vagina is always wet, or does she have to be aroused like a normal woman?
Chris: [Sigh] Yeah, aroused. That's applied for all the, uh, Rosechus there. And also, like, you know, she's not just a water-type, she's also- she's a water- and electric-type, like uh- oh, shoot- What's the name of that one? Originated from Gold-Silver-Crystal series, uh, evolves from Chinchou? Lanturn. And she has, uh, she has Volt Absorb ability.
Troll: Oh, I see.
Troll: Uh, Chris, another question following Bubbles. Uh, her body is 90% water, and now this thing about the whole sexual intercourse - about it. Now, don't take this rude, and you don't need to answer me...
Chris: No, that's fine.
Troll: ...I try to respect your creative work. My wife actually got me into this, uh, show actually. So, what happens is- like, as you know, like, semens are like little fishes in themselves. Would that mean, I mean, would they actually have a route to fly into the egg, in theory, or do they just swim around her whole body, just forever just swimming around.
Chris: Hmm. The, uh, the internal or- the internal organs uh, for the Rosechus are pretty much the same thing, so I'd say pre- about, uh, as good chance as most any other mammal.
Troll: Oh, so you mean she's able to control her density a little bit more. She- I understand now. She's able to control more her density from the 90% water. Okay. That pretty much answers it just perfectly. That's been bothering me at work. Laughs
Chris: Okay.
Clyde: I got another question, Chris, about this whole sexual thing. I mean, this is a children's comic, right? Why is there so much sex in it?
Chris: Hmm. It's called romance, and my- and my- if you'll notice throughout the comics my best pieces of artwork among which were those where dey were kissing and making out. Romantic moments.
Clyde: There's a hidden page.
Chris: [Interrupting Clyde] And because- and because- and because of the tension from, uh, the trolls and Encyclopedia Dramatica, I just felt like doing that in protest against them.
Clyde: Yeah, but childre-
Jack Thaddeus [Interrupting Clyde] Yes but how is that really a protest? That, you know, you know, are, are you like referencing to the 60's when women burned their bras? That was in protes- That was feminism. Saying that they weren't slaves to men.
[Pause, multiple voices are heard at once]
Chris: Now, to tell you the truth, I never really thought about, I never really thought about that when I-
Jack Thaddeus [Interrupting Chris] Then how is, stripping was, how was that protest-
Chris: [Interrupting Jack Thaddeus] It shows that they have vaginas and NOT dicks.
Jack Thaddeus The dick thing was the fact that they were just, you know, mocking you. I think you went overboard with that.
Chris: Well maybe I did. Maybe I did.

Transcription ends at 16:08

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