*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*
For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.
For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.
23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over 100 days, wanting gas money for his car.
20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.
Quote of the Now
Hello everybody! This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, coming in late to you live from my faithful and loving Home in Ruckersville, Virginia, which is now been- correctively- and recognized officially by Google as, and with fan support bringing the name up, this is officially Sonichu Headquarters!
—Chris bragging about listing his house as a business on Google
3 March 2019 is the 10th anniversary of Bluespike revealing himself as Julie all along. The event is considered one of the most controversial moments in Christory as Chris experienced great torture which includes having his PSN account held hostage, have BILLY MAYS take over Cwcville, and shoving his Sonichu Medallion up his ass.