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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's new article... CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia) is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers". (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 1 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 663 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,096 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 105 days since Chris last begged for money. 388 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,048 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Ian Brandon Anderson released another video in a bid to win Kacey from Liquid Chris. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ...and that Chris believed it too? ...that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ...that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ...that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ...that Chris went to school on the short bus? ...that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ...that Chris has been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for his whole life? ...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ...that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ...that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ...that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?

Quote of the Now “ [Robertchu] subconsciously knew of Magi-Chan while he was human, and has had visions and seen him at times. ” Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, retconning his father to have had Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend. Da Update It is currently October 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Discord Q&A • Spirit possession • Watchmen 16 October - Photos of Chris with a group of people known as Praetor are discovered on Instagram. 9 October - In a tweet, Chris posts the cover artwork for the incomplete Sonichu 17. 2 October - Chris reacts to the fifth part of TF2 Analysis's Red Vs Blue episode. 30 September - Chris releases a video in which his mother addresses his half-brother Cole. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 25 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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