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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,005 articles...and counting! Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 32 days since Chris last begged for money. 45 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,705 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now My Little Pony is a line of toys and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8, although its 2010s incarnation earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the Friendship is Magic cartoon gained popularity; he picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by Megan in 2007, buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made My Little Pony dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the Friendship is Magic cartoon. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2001, Chris created the "Mystery-to-Solve" Pokémon trainer card and added it to the Wall of Originals. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Evan killed Mommy? ...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works? ...that Chris gave up free sex with a girl because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? ...that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ...that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ...that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ...that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms?

Quote of the Now “ NO. We need #MLPFiMSeason10to14. #G5DelayedUntil2025 @Hasbrono ” Chris, still in denial that MLP:FiM has ended. Da Update Ongoing: November 2019 (social media) • Jacob Sockness • Dimensional Merge • Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5! • Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder 13 November - Hasbro unveils a trailer for the fifth incarnation of My Little Pony, and an upset Chris protests it should be delayed and the fourth incarnation continued instead. 10 November - Ben Saint livestreams with Chris for four hours. 8 November - Sarah and Steve join forces with Sockness to isolate Chris further, seeking to sever his ties with the many other interested parties surrounding them. 3 November - Sockness maligns Chris against Null, denouncing him as the Devil incarnate. Kiwi Farms is slated to be destroyed by the Merge. 26 October - The newest Chandler Cat, Baby, a kitten ailing from a 'nasal problem', is mentioned by Chris while live-streams himself playing his own card game. 20 October - In a YouTube comment on Part 24 of Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History, Chris revises his past, claiming he had known all along that Alec Benson Leary was a troll. 16 October - Sockness regains Chris's favour, returns to his post as his exchequer and declares that he will try again to visit him about Halloween. Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 16 days ago. CWCki News Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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