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Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been 8 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 3587 days since Chris applied for a job. Since June 2019, Chris has been meeting his paid obligations to the Sonichu series. Article of the Now Jacob Sockness is a 36-year-old white knight and fanatic of Chris from San Francisco, California. Besides showering praise that would make Kengle blush, Sockness stands out from other white knights by expressing love towards him. Outside of displaying his unhealthy attraction towards Chris, he is known to be an obsessive occultist, posting various tweets and other messages regarding the supernatural and even sharing Chris's belief that Sonichu is real. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Ian Brandon Anderson released a slanderous troll video. (more...) Today was also the day, in 1928, that Jimmy Hill was born. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia? ...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? ...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ...that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob not as open minded on the subject? ...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed? ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again? ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ...that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ...that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 0.3% Spanish?

Quote of the Now   “   So, yeah, not even Jason Kendrick Howell was getting free cock when she pounced at him when she did after he flung a pickle at the back of her head.   „   —Chris, concluding a perplexing rant about Rosechu's backstory. Da Update Ongoing: July 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (14 • 15) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis 18 July - Chris retcons Rosechu's gender again, rambling that she was hermaphroditic until 2008, just in time for her to appear in Sonichu 8 without a pickle. 14 July - Jacob Sockness announces that he will help Chris circumvent his eBay ban by opening a vendor account for him and managing all sales and shipments. An anonymous fan pays for Chris's accommodations at BronyCon. 12 July - Ten days after crashing into slumber, the CWCki comes online again. 10 July - Chris makes revisions to Sonichu #8, mostly to fit the new canon made by the Idea Guys. 8 July - Chris declares his intent to attend the final BronyCon, and begs for the money to do so. 2 July - The CWCki shuts down because its Web host went offline becomes the Dimensional Merge's first casualty. 1 July - Midland Funding LLC's garnishment claim against Chris is dismissed for lack of funds that can be garnished. Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum. CWCki News Kiwi Farms Check out Chris's own section in the Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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