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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,647 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Article of the Week Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler, née Devoria (real name: Siana Duckworth), was a troll who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover, Liquid Chris – who she later married – and Christian Weston Chandler (Solid Chris). Chris describes her as having a "fun", "caring", "kind" personality, since Chris believes all women consist of nothing but these attributes (bar one). Chris never referred to her as intelligent or smart, despite her being a student of both biological and medical sciences. Chris tried to lure Kacey to his house under the false pretense that he was actually Liquid Chris, which consisted of numerous extremely poor impersonations of Liquid which Kacey had to pretend to be fooled by. They had a long series of phone conversations before she cut ties with him due to her father's disapproval. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a bizarre video in a bid to make Gregg Mays reveal his true identity. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Chris and his mother were arrested after a visit to the Game Place. Chris was charged with assault, trespassing, and failure to stop. Barb was charged with assaulting a police officer and failure to stop. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian? ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket? ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ... that Chris is the Level-Up King? ... that Virginia is for Virgins? ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ... and that Chris believed it too? ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently October 2024. It has been... 29 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 October - Chris releases Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon. 22 October - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN. 18 October - Chris publishes Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal. 11 October - The fourth part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior. 8 October - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier. 6 October - Chris uploads an uncolored page 71 for Sonichu 0 HD. 4 October - The third part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior. Recently Uncovered Info 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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