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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
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Quote of the Now

2007 called... That's. Not. Me. Anymore. Period. So get over yourselves. And accept me for I am good. I am grounded. I am much better now. And I shall not be tempted or swayed by any other dark means whatsoever.

Chris.

Article of the Week

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Animate! Raleigh is a convention in Raleigh, North Carolina. Chris attended in January 2024 along with Flutter.

On 4 January, Chris and Flutter were seen in line purchasing tickets for the convention, in a nearby town Cary. Since both of them were seen with VIP passes, which cost $275 each, it appears that Chris has spent at least $550 on the convention, assuming he paid for both his pass and Flutter's.

On 5 January, Chris was at the convention, where he cosplayed as Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano. Flutter was seen as well, with a face mask on. Observers noted that Chris had his arm around Flutter in a panel room, but that she wasn't seen to have reciprocated. Chris attended a panel on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, where he asked a question during a Q&A to the panel.

On 6 January, Chris was banned by convention staff, being denied entry to the convention.

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Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
83
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 922 days

147
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,567 days

5,227
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,227 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory;

In 2009, Chris tries to convince Shigeru Miyamoto he is not a troll by showing him custom painted Wii remotes and his driver's license.

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In 2010, Chris released an Asperchu rant video, complaining about how it is "horrendous".

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Asperchu saga:

Da Update

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It is currently January 2024. It has been...
11
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now