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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,897 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is December 2018. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   I have seen my fair share of Live Action from Animated flicks; they usually don’t work. Even the crew of the STH 2019 Movie admit they PURPOSELY want to Mess This Up! And, yes: the Two Elephants in the room, on this great misinterpretation of Sonic, himself: The Wrong Shoes, and The Blue Arms. 😖 (The Real) Sonic, Himself, and I are Seriously Not Amused. He even stated, himself, that he is beyond ashamed and embarrassed of this movie, and all of the lack of appreciation of the original source materials, as well as Respect for him in this abolishment of a flick. If these Movie People REALLY want to sell me and EVERYONE, In General: Get Sonic’s Shoes and Arm Colour Right, Get Mike Pollock to play Robotnik, and HONOR the Past Source Materials in the Story of this “Movie”.   „   —Chris on the upcoming Sonic movie

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. For example, in October 2018, he claimed that his mother and pets would starve if no one donated, and then bought several video games. Two weeks later, he claimed that he couldn't afford cat medicine, so a fan organized a fundraising effort to ship medicine directly to Chris, over Chris protesting that he would prefer money, only to find out from Chris's vet that Chris already had the medicine in his possession. Chris is currently being sued for debt by Second Round Sub LLC (hearing continued on 16 January) and Midland Funding LLC (hearing on 19 December). It has been 6 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 136 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3370 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now On 29 November 2018, 3GI Productions organized and uploaded Shrek Retold, a remake of the 2001 animated film Shrek for their annual Shrekfest convention. It featured over 200 collaborators, with Chris being one of them. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ...that "HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!" is an old meme? ...that Chris was once the proud owner of a pink Leapster, a gaming system for small children? ...that Barb sings while vacuuming? ...that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them? ...that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on date as a teenager or an adult? ...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris drops by #sonichu and discusses alcohol, among other things. (more...)

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