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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,864 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Quote of the Now   “   That is not my fault the frame got broke in transaction, the envelope was clearly marked “Fragile” and “Handle With Care”, and it was shipped well in a bubble envelope. Either you, being Trollish, or the Postal Carriers are to blame for the frame’s arriving condition.   „   —An example of Chris's customer service skills, on the autographed photos.

Begging Counter It has been 0 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 9 days since Chris uploaded pages for #12-9, #14, #15, or #16 to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. See the last uploaded preview page here It has been 3218 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now On June 2018, Chris attended TooManyGames. He was kicked out on the second day for being too handsy on attendees. (more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris heard that his PaRappa the Rapper video had made it to the final rounds. He was overjoyed. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Evan killed Mommy? ...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works? ...that Chris gave up free sex with a girl because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? ...that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ...that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ...that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ...that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms?

Da Update 18 July - Chris records My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP. 14 July - Barb requests Chris's followers to purchase a blanket from her. 13 July - Null leaks Cryzel Torture, a chatlog between Chris and the Idea Guy. 10 July - Chris tweets about being on his period. 6 July - The March 2018 trespass case is finalized, with a Final Disposition of Other and no apparent sentence or fine. Chris earns $300 in sales on his autographs, then buys a new Commodore 64 computer for $170 and Sega Genesis console for $40. Lastly, he goes on a strange rant about being the chronicler of the Sonichu-verse, in which he mentions that Megan Schroeder has the memories of CPU Red Heart. 4 July - Chris wishes a happy Independence Day while wearing the tattered remains of The Classic and his skirt. He tags Ralph Lauren, thanks them for having made The Classic, and asks them to restore the shirt. 3 July - Chris's mall trespass court case is continued - this time for only three days, to 6 July. CWCki News Kiwi Farms Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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