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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu. We currently have 2,171 articles...and counting! Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's throwback article... Barbara Anne Weston Chandler (born 1 October 1941) is the widow of Bob Chandler and the mother of Christian Weston Chandler and Cole Smithey. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year 2000 Award Chris created for her. She has not won the award since. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 20 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 862 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,295 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. Begging Counter Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 153 days since Chris last begged for money. 587 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,247 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris gets his CADD degree, even though he had absolutely no idea what CADD was prior to signing up for the course. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ...that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ...that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ...that Barb sings while vacuuming? ...that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them? ...that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? ...that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet?

Quote of the Now “ Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul). It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.” ” Chris making up a new word. Da Update It is currently May 2021. Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge 9 May - Chris celebrates Mother's Day with Barb and releases a photo of them together. 4 May - Chris releases a sexy image of Chris-chan Sonichu. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb, as far as we know, is not dead; her latest activity was 3 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message either: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Orange Juice or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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