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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,917 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently January 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   I had a difficult time finding a sharp quality photo of me from 2009, but I managed. Seriously; this is like an Apples to Oranges Comparison! I was soo geeky, and naive (as much as I loathe that word), back then. #2009vs2019challenge   „   —Chris in 2009 compared to Chris today

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. For example, in October 2018, he claimed that his mother and pets would starve if no one donated, and then bought several video games. Two weeks later, he claimed that he couldn't afford cat medicine, so a fan organized a fundraising effort to ship medicine directly to Chris, over Chris protesting that he would prefer money, only to find out from Chris's vet that Chris already had the medicine in his possession. Chris was sued for debt by Second Round Sub LLC and owes $2,476.63. He was also sued by Midland Funding for the same reason, and owes $2,777.90 to them. It has been 14 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 170 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3404 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now #BronyBabes is a Twitter hashtag campaign which began trending in early January 2019 with the objective of the participants, many of whom being members of the brony community, losing weight and adopting healthy lifestyle choices. (more...)

Did You Know ...that wooden badges are delicious? ...that Chris loves McDonald's while his dad preferred Burger King? ...that Chris is a gay icon? ...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of CWC and all CWC trolls? ...that Ivy was real? ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ...that Clyde Cash became a troll because his brother Ryan committed suicide? ...that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there? ...that all the Sonichu characters had Twitter accounts? ...that Jerkops are actually mall security? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris enters IRC with Clyde Cash and BILLY MAYS. After being shouted at a good deal by the troll duo, he suddenly blurts out that he has numerous pairs of "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." This horrifying, unforeseen revelation creates shockwaves across the community as they discover yet another aspect of the creature's hideous existence. Since then, Chris's fecal incontinence has been the subject of much discussion and analysis. (more...)

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