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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker.
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Quote of the Now

Well, I'm sorry, but I like black people.
Chris in a recent livestream.

Article of the Week

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Rollin' and Trollin' is a video of downtown CWCville (really downtown Charlottesville) uploaded on 17 July 2009 in which Chris attempts Kaufmanesque humor. Notable is a video message to real life trolls, including several CWCki editors. The key component of this message is that, in a shocking turn of events, Chris was engaging in the most elaborate trolling scheme in history, and has duped us all masterfully. (If only that were true.)

To sell the deception, Chris changed his look to have a normal hairstyle, a goatee, sunglasses instead of large, square pedo glasses, plain blue T-shirt and jeans, navy blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt, dog-collar bracelets, his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, complements the tattoo sleeve from the fuck quest, no Amnyfest Ring, and a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark Sonichu medallion. Of course, the disguise unintentionally gave away the truth: the lack of the ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later.

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This Day in Christory

Chris, rollin' and trollin' like a bad mofo.

Today in Christory; In 2000, Chris records "A CD For Cole Smithey!", where he pretends to be a DJ on his radio station, KCWC. Naturally, this present had little to do with Cole and everything to do with himself.

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In 2009, Chris uploads his video, Rollin' and Trollin', where he walks around Charlottesville pretending it's CWCville. He also pretends to have been a troll all this time. Oh Chris, you card.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Business saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update

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It is currently July 2024. It has been...
1
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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Video of the Now