Chris has many maladaptive coping
mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking
that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.
It has been…
29 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
583 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,016 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.
Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.
Article of the Now
This Day in Christory
Did You Know...
- ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel.
- ...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
- ...that Chris really cannot dance?
- ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it?
- ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta would give the semen the same taste?
- ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
Quote of the Now
||I, Sonichu, am tired of being human; I wish this body of Mama’s would get into C-197 already, so it can unlock and transform into its Sonichu form, and all else that needs to be done. ⚡⚡⚡
|"Sonichu" on Twitter
It is currently August 2020.
Ongoing: Debt • Spirit possession
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her
55 days ago.
- 2 August - A scrapped interview from September 2017, between Chris and the Internet Dream Lounge, is leaked.
- 21 July - Noah's ex-girlfriend posts about a lunch meeting they had with Chris in April 2019.
- 15 July - Chris tweets a creepy, sexually suggestive remark to an artist he has been orbiting and is subsequently blocked by her.
- 8 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris lists his enemies on Twitter and urges his fans to attack them.
- 1 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris indirectly orders Jacob Sockness to back off, having mustered the courage to tell him off for his creepy behaviour again.
- 21 June - The premiere episode of what Chris mockingly calls GOPony airs; Chris posts a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown to express his hatred of the "deity-level awful" "Epic Garbage".
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thread) or at the CWCki's Discord
for an account.
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Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club
Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).