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Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. For example, in October 2018, he claimed that his mother and pets would starve if no one donated, and then bought several video games. Two weeks later, he claimed that he couldn't afford cat medicine, so a fan organized a fundraising effort to ship medicine directly to Chris, over Chris protesting that he would prefer money, only to find out from Chris's vet that Chris already had the medicine in his possession. Chris is currently being sued for debt by Second Round Sub LLC (hearing continued on 16 January) and Midland Funding LLC (hearing on 19 December). It has been 9 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 109 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3343 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now In October 2018, Chris took three wild kittens into his home. The lot of them had conjunctivitis, for which he went to a vet and acquired medicine. Chris then decided to scam his audience by claiming the cats need medical attention and that he can't afford to pay, inciting a controversy which led to people repeatedly calling Animal Control to visit him, and a fan to donate pet medication. It was later found that Chris had lied about the financial emergency. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Chris has no idea what a palindrome is? ...that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ...that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ...that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ...that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ...that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a successful film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ...that Sonichu has his own animated series? ...that Chris is Tomgirl? ...that Chris is as wild as a serial raper? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris talked about Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc on the CWC Blog. (more...)

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