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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's new article... In September 2017, while in the virtual bosom of his new sweetheart, Jessica Quinn, Chris inserted her into the world of Sonichu. In addition to reinterpreting a previous character, Chris created a ponysona named Diamond Melody. Melody appeared in Sonichu #12-9; however, with Quinn's breakup with Chris and the eventual emergence of the Idea Guys in late 2017, Melody would be condemned to a single comic and be replaced with a new horse sweetheart, Kun T’Nyuget. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 2 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 632 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,065 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 74 days since Chris last begged for money. 357 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,017 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released a video update, announcing his love for PandaHalo and pleading for his fans not to attack Adam Stackhouse. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Sonichu was published in thousands of newspapers due to Sylock Fox, claiming that Chris is nine. (more...) Did You Know... ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel. ...that Chris claims that he is no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ...that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ...that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ...that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ...that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser is the Mayor of CWCville? ...that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing? ...that an Idea Guy brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ...that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ...that Chris is "cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?"

Quote of the Now “ [I] was going with a pun from the witness humor [Merried Seinor Comic] had expressed, and feeling the upset from what had happened that time. Likely, he was married, but [I] wasn’t sure, so [I] went with something from “Ye olde Merry Men” and smooshed the “Merried” term, also implying that he had used to be more merry and positive. “Senior”, since he was that old. And “Comic” for his comical delivery and word choice in each interaction. ” Chris's explanation for the name. Da Update It is currently September 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Discord Q&A • Spirit possession • Watchmen 24 September - Discord Q&A 8 is released. 15 September - Discord Q&A 7 is released. 12 September - Discord Q&A 6 is released. 10 September - Discord Q&A 5 is released. 4 September - Chris has Barbara record a video saying she's fine; he later does a reaction video to the fourth part of TF2 Analysis's Red Vs Blue brony cartoon. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 20 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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