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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,949 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. 23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over 100 days, wanting gas money for his car. 20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters. 15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire. 12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.

Quote of the Now   “   Hello everybody! This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, coming in late to you live from my faithful and loving Home in Ruckersville, Virginia, which is now been- correctively- and recognized officially by Google as, and with fan support bringing the name up, this is officially Sonichu Headquarters!   „   —Chris bragging about listing his house as a business on Google

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been 1 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 85 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3498 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now 3 March 2019 is the 10th anniversary of Bluespike revealing himself as Julie all along. The event is considered one of the most controversial moments in Christory as Chris experienced great torture which includes having his PSN account held hostage, have BILLY MAYS take over Cwcville, and shoving his Sonichu Medallion up his ass. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Bob believed Megan, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ...and that Chris believed it too? ...that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ...that Chris believes he has over a billion fans? ...that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ...that Chris went to school on the short bus? ...that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ...that Chris has been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for his whole life? ...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ...that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris starts making his self-documentary "A Week With Christian Chandler". (more...)

Picture of the Now A Kiwi Farms user spotted Chris in Forza Horizon 4

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