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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,928 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently February 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   Well, I was an 80’s child, and I had been introverted between College and 2014. Not to mention I’m Still Learning. What’s Your Excuse? You can compare my incident with that of Princess Luna in “Luna Eclipsed”, and what she went through in learning to be better social, and those who poked fun at her that ended up scaring everyone away from her. She got better, and so am I. ⚡️💙⚡️   „   —Chris on his behavior in 2014.

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. For example, in October 2018, he claimed that his mother and pets would starve if no one donated, and then bought several video games. Two weeks later, he claimed that he couldn't afford cat medicine, so a fan organized a fundraising effort to ship medicine directly to Chris, over Chris protesting that he would prefer money, only to find out from Chris's vet that Chris already had the medicine in his possession. Chris was sued for debt by Second Round Sub LLC and owes $2,476.63. He was also sued by Midland Funding for the same reason, and owes $2,777.90 to them. It has been 41 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 18 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3432 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now 25 January 2019 marks the 10th anniversary of Cogsdev's founding of the Cwcki's current incarnation. Over the decade, the site cataloged and archived almost every aspect of Chris's life so everyone can gawk in wonder at the life of our beloved autist. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Chris claims he is no longer stuck as a virgin with rage? ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ...that Chris buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ...that Chris is not the innocent victim White Knights say he is, nor is he the disgusting freak A-Logs say he is? ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child? ...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription? ...that Chris ALWAYS IS the Mayor of CWCville? ...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks? ...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald? ...that Chris is Old Fashioned? ...that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris answers Mailbag 53 on the CWCipedia, and the Sysop uploads Mailbag 57. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added. (more...)

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