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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,559 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ I am not a Lolcow ” Chris.

Article of the Week The Workaholics Anonymous comic is a set of pages Chris drew in March 2021; it is unclear if the comic is finished. It was another in a series of attempts to force himself into a community of Brony Analysts - "Workaholics Anonymous" is a series of YouTube videos by members of that community, such as DRWolf. Notably, near the end of the comic's released pages, Chris alluded to real life sexual health issues. (More...) Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 35 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 874 days 99 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,519 days 5,179 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,179 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Christian posted on the CWC Blog about his Love Quest. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 81 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... That Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Classic 2.0! From the Praetor saga: Appeared in "Etsy Comments Review".

Da Update It is currently November 2023. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 29 November - Chris complains about how he's perceived and denies he's a lolcow. 27 November - A Discord user spots Chris's car parked at the Big Island house. 24 November - Chris is seen after shopping at Walmart. 22 November Kiwi Farms users manage to gather evidence hinting at Chris living in a house bought by both a LLC and Caden Peck. Chris uploads Figure Painting. OfficialCWCmart lists commissions by Chris for sale. 20 November - Chris does a gaming livestream. 16 November - The Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 Art Series is uploaded to OfficialCWCmart. 14 November - Chris uploads Etsy Comments Review. Recently Uncovered Info 17 November - Numerology Analysis from April 2021 19 October - Cash from Praetor from January 2021 24 September - Depression Over Reality from January 2021 8 September - Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue from October 2019 4 September - Chris and Relationships from May 2021 7 August - Playing games with Bella from 2020 6 August - Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play from August 2020. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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