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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,580 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ Silvana and Cryzel, they both can see the world around me...as well as Flutter...and everyone else. ” Chris, seemingly including Flutter among his sweethearts.

Article of the Week Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本 茂) (born: 16 November 1952) is the creator of some of Nintendo's (and gaming's) most legendary video game franchises such as Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, and Star Fox, and is a colleague of former Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé. Back in 2009, he engaged in preliminary discussions with Chris regarding the possibility of making a Sonichu game for the Nintendo platform. Unfortunately for Chris, these discussions, and the opportunity to develop a Sonichu game franchise with a major gaming label, ultimately fell through. Eventually, it came to light that "Miyamoto" was none other than Clyde Cash, using the Nintendo designer's likeness as a disguise early on in his trolling career. (More...) Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 92 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 932 days 156 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,576 days 5,236 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,236 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a video claiming that he had returned from spending several days in Redmont with Shigeru Miyamoto. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album? ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band? ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band? ... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe? ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community? ... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him? ... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu? ... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion? ... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him? ... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Gopnik Outfit! From the Idea Guy saga: Appeared in "Get Out, You D*** Nazis!".

Da Update It is currently January 2024. It has been... 3 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 24 January A short video of Chris at a Target in Lynchburg, VA is released. Chris uploaded Esty Comment Review 2. 22 January - Chris continues to lie about his affair with Barb. 21 January - Chris posts, ranting about My Little Pony G5 and gives advice on the idea of cosplaying as Barbara. 20 January - Chris livestreams Popular Request Game Stream‎. 19 January - OfficialCWCmart lists Books 0-3 of the Sonichu comic for sale. 17 January - OfficialCWCmart lists art commissions by Chris for sale. 16 January - Keffals uploads The Chris Chan Interview. Recently Uncovered Info 20 January 2024 - Possession Roleplay from January 2020 13 January 2024 - Blood Pressure Spikes from September 2020 10 December 2023 - Opuscon's fanfic from November 2020 8 December 2023 - Empty Dimension Lore from December 2020 7 December 2023 - Symbolism of Custom Lego Figs from December 2020 17 November 2023 - Numerology Analysis from April 2021 19 October 2023 - Cash from Praetor from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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