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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's new article... Science is blinding the systematic study of the natural world through observation and experimentation. Science can be divided into pure science, which studies natural phenomena, and applied science, which finds practical uses for said phenomena. Chris has an on/off history with science – though it is mostly off. His view on science is utterly warped. He has lost touch with the times and thinks science is much more ahead in certain fields than it actually is, probably due to him getting all his information through fictional media. He has also mixed up real science, pseudoscience, and other things he has learned from media and enablers to create a very distorted view of nature. His ego also causes him to reject scientific findings, such as when he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome and High functioning autism are one and the same. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 5 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 588 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,022 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 78 days since Chris last begged for money. 313 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,974 days since Chris last applied for a job. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris promised to interview Robert Simmons V in his next Sonichu comic. (more...) Did You Know... ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel. ...that Evan killed Mommy? ...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ...that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ...that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ...that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ...that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ...that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ...that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms?

Quote of the Now “ I am recording this, as a video will, with my wife Rosey-Rosechu standing next to me, for in the oca- for in the event, anything happens to me, in this, one body, that belongs to mama Chris-Chan, if anything happens, including, the very likely just *poof*, vanish from this dimension, this body and me? And, this house gets left behind, and, anything else that happens and transpire in this timeline, before the timeline changes, I wish to hereby, bequeath, all my remaining posse- all of... the remaining possessions between mine, and mama's that are in, and aro- this household, in- within the area of this Temple... ” "Sonichu" makes a video will Da Update It is currently August 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Spirit possession 11 August - Tour of Chris's House III, a video from the Idea Guys saga, is fully leaked. 10 August - A large number of images are leaked on the CWCki's Discord, ranging from pictures of conversations between Chris and weens to new pictures of Chris's room. Chris also joins the Discord. 6 August - Chris's Last Will and Testament is recorded; he announces that upon leaving for dimension C-197, his possessions are to be left to Meghan Kathleen Ringo and Kevin Fairchild and that Barbara is to allow Kevin to move into the house. 2 August - A scrapped interview from September 2017, between Chris and the Internet Dream Lounge, is leaked. 21 July - Noah's ex-girlfriend posts about a lunch meeting they had with Chris in April 2019. 15 July - Chris tweets a creepy, sexually suggestive remark to an artist he has been orbiting and is subsequently blocked by her. 8 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris lists his enemies on Twitter and urges his fans to attack them. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 60 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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