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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,938 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently March 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   Everyone has the right to reproduce. No one should be forced to not, regardless of mental status and health.   „   —Chris takes a strong anti-eugenics stance

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been 77 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 54 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3467 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now 3 March 2019 is the 10th anniversary of Bluespike revealing himself as Julie all along. The event is considered one of the most controversial moments in Christory as Chris experienced great torture which includes having his PSN account held hostage, have BILLY MAYS take over Cwcville, and shoving his Sonichu Medallion up his ass. (more...)

Did You Know ...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y? ...that Chris really cannot dance? ...that Chris drinks his own semen? ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ...that Chris has said Niggos only once, but the actual N word at least twice? ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD? ...that you can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the Priority Listing? ...that the "apple-core" bit with Wes-Li Sonichu from Sonichu #5 is based off a children's game? This Day in Christory In 2009, PandaHalo releases a complete scan of the Scrapbook of Fail. (more...)

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