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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker.
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Quote of the Now

I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road.
Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Article of the Week

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Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least two occasions in 2024, making it the only country outside the United States which he is known to have visited. On both trips he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki.

In April 2024, Chris and Flutter were spotted and briefly filmed shopping at the Arabia Shopping Centre in Helsinki. Chris was subsequently spotted at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on 24 May 2024, wearing the same coat. Dallas Fort Worth is a major airline hub with direct flights to Helsinki, so it is likely that Chris had a layover there on his way back to Virginia. On 27 September 2024, Chris was seen in Helsinki by a store employee who leaked a cropped still from the security camera to a co-worker who then posted it to the Internet. The following day, Chris and Flutter were spotted walking at the Mall of Tripla, by an observer who took a brief video clip.

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris's DVD was uploaded to the Internet by Lordsillynipples.

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In 2017, Chris tries to make Jessica Quinn regret breaking up with him by eating a large bowl of ice cream and taking a photo of his gut. He then publicly posts on Facebook about her fat fetishism.

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Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Business saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update

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It is currently October 2024. It has been...
7
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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Video of the Now