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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,174 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's throwback article...
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Mary Lee Walsh is a proto-troll and former dean of student affairs at Piedmont Virginia Community College. She thwarted Chris's Love Quest in its early years by allegedly ripping up his Attraction Signs, and eventually suspending him from PVCC for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his autism as an excuse for anything he wanted and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

39
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
837
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,270
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon.

Begging Counter

Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
128
days since Chris last begged for money.
562
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
4,222
days since Chris last applied for a job.

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

And Ivy, I love you so much

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two videos; one where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face', and one in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

the Goddess’ laws supersedes the Mayor’s, regardless. Elections are held for the change in Mayor. The present Mayor of Cwcville is Mary Lee Walsh, But she has agreed to not uphold or disturb the peace within the city of Cwcville. We Work Together.
Chris's comment on the current mayor of CWCville.

Da Update

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It is currently April 2021.

Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 199 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the CWCki Server Discord - message either:

  • Hurtful Truth Level,
  • Larry the Larryhog, or
  • Orange Juice

or at the Kiwi Farms - message either:

  • Meat Pickle, or
  • The American Hedgehog

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now