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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,957 articles...and counting! Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been 4 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 108 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3521 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now Son-Chu is the name Chris gives to his car. It was originally a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white Cadillac Seville, until it died from a cracked engine block. From September 2014, Chris drove a 2010 Ford Focus sedan, until November 2018, when its engine died. The Chandlers currently share one vehicle: Barb's Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris has now transferred the SONICHU plates onto it. (more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the hacked message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris has no idea what a palindrome is? ...that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ...that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ...that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ...that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ...that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ...that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ...that Chris's stupidity is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ...that Sonichu has his own animated series? ...that Chris is a Transwoman? ...that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?

Quote of the Now   “   The @DetPikachuMovie was really awesome and good. 😊 The story was really well done, the Pokemon featured throughout looked great, and they did not rely on too many gimmicks either. Definitely GO see it while it is in theaters. ⚡️💙⚡️   „   —Chris voices his satisfaction after seeing Detective Pikachu. Da Update For a list of updates from this month, see May 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. 15 May - Chris goes to court for a warrant in debt for money owed to Portfolio Recovery Assets LLC. It ends with a continuance to 19 June. 13 May - Chris lists a throw blanket on eBay for $200, tweeting that "we need the money here, that’s for sure." 11 May - Chris dumps a bunch of retconned lore about Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc on Twitter. 9 May - Chris sees the Detective Pikachu movie. He gives it a glowing review. 6 May - Portfolio Recovery Associates files its second debt lawsuit against Chris. 1 May: With the release of the first trailer, Chris voices his discontent with the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. 29 April - Chris tweets his displeasure over the leaked Dr. Eggman design for the Sonic the Hedgehog film. CWCki News Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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