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Quote of the Now “ 2007 called... That's. Not. Me. Anymore. Period. So get over yourselves. And accept me for I am good. I am grounded. I am much better now. And I shall not be tempted or swayed by any other dark means whatsoever. ” Chris.

Article of the Week Animate! Raleigh is a convention in Raleigh, North Carolina. Chris attended in January 2024 along with Flutter. On 4 January, Chris and Flutter were seen in line purchasing tickets for the convention, in a nearby town Cary. Since both of them were seen with VIP passes, which cost $275 each, it appears that Chris has spent at least $550 on the convention, assuming he paid for both his pass and Flutter's. On 5 January, Chris was at the convention, where he cosplayed as Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano. Flutter was seen as well, with a face mask on. Observers noted that Chris had his arm around Flutter in a panel room, but that she wasn't seen to have reciprocated. Chris attended a panel on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, where he asked a question during a Q&A to the panel. On 6 January, Chris was banned by convention staff, being denied entry to the convention. (More...) Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 83 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 922 days 147 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,567 days 5,227 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,227 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2009, Chris tries to convince Shigeru Miyamoto he is not a troll by showing him custom painted Wii remotes and his driver's license. (more...) In 2010, Chris released an Asperchu rant video, complaining about how it is "horrendous". (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Advice Dog! From the Asperchu saga: Appeared in "01122010 Update.MOV".

Da Update It is currently January 2024. It has been... 11 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 16 January - Keffals uploads The Chris Chan Interview. 15 January - Chris uploads Focused, Divine Guidances - 01142024 to YouTube. 14 January - Chris announces he will appear on a livestream with Keffals on the 16th. 13 January - After being blocked by another brony artist, Chris writes a textwall about it. 7 January - Chris claims he had a nice weekend. 6 January - Chris is allegedly denied entry to Day 2 of Animate! Raleigh. 5 January - Chris attends the Animate! Raleigh convention. Recently Uncovered Info 13 January 2024 - Blood Pressure Spikes from September 2020 10 December 2023 - Opuscon's fanfic from November 2020 8 December 2023 - Empty Dimension Lore from December 2020 7 December 2023 - Symbolism of Custom Lego Figs from December 2020 17 November 2023 - Numerology Analysis from April 2021 19 October 2023 - Cash from Praetor from January 2021 24 September 2023 - Depression Over Reality from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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