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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu.
We currently have 2,172 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's throwback article...
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During 2018, Chris hit his highest amount of sales revenue, exceeding over $10,000 in sales. That year's sales were heavily influenced by the Idea Guys saga, as they were alleged to have extorted Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to destroy his imaginary city CWCville. To help raise money to pay them off, Chris sold many items, including several of his Transformers toys, his Amnyfest Ring and ShecameforCWC.JPG, as well as random objects from the Chandler home including Cole Smithey's old homework assignments.

Sales continued after April, when the Idea Guys were removed from power, as the Chandlers were still having financial issues. Chris sold more items during the summer such as Sonichu- and Chris Chan-themed autographed photos, cards, and Fanta cans.

Sales from this year would also start the Guard Dogs and Teen Troon Squad sagas, as Guard Dog The Captain began contact with Chris via purchasing his Amnyfest Ring, and Teen Troon Squad members began contact by purchasing shecameforCWC.JPG.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

24
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
866
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,300
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon.

Begging Counter

Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
158
days since Chris last begged for money.
591
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
4,252
days since Chris last applied for a job.

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, the hacked message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that Chris is working on it!?

Quote of the Now

Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul).

It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.”

Chris making up a new word.

Da Update

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It is currently May 2021.

Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge

  • 9 May - Chris celebrates Mother's Day with Barb and releases a photo of them together.
  • 4 May - Chris releases a sexy image of Chris-chan Sonichu.


Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb, as far as we know, is not dead; her latest activity was 7 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the CWCki Server Discord - message either:

  • Hurtful Truth Level,
  • Larry the Larryhog, or
  • Orange Juice

or at the Kiwi Farms - message either:

  • Meat Pickle, or
  • The American Hedgehog

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now