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Article of the Week Debt is anything owed by one party to another, such as money owed to a creditor. Due to their mutual laziness and propensities towards hoarding, Barbara and Chris are both heavily in debt. Both have been taken to court for their failure to pay debts on multiple occasions: Barb three and Chris ten times (including three garnishment hearings against Chris), as of October 2022. According to court records, Barbara owes at least $20,000, while Chris owes over $10,000, to say nothing of the $115,000 second mortgage on 14 Branchland Court that consumes the lion's share of Chris's monthly tugboat. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 596 days since Chris was placed in custody. 127 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated. (more...) In 2010, he uploads a video declaring that he is leaving the internet for good. Again. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?

Quote of the Now “ GATEWAY HOMES INFORMATION ” From an entry on Chris's court file noting that information was entered into court on 27 January 2023 Da Update It is currently March 2023. Current Updates 11 March - Kiwi Farms user themarchivist2 has a Gmail exchange with Praetor about Chris's current state in jail. 10 March - Midland Funding files its second garnishment case against Chris for unpaid debt. The hearing is scheduled for 26 April. 7 March - Chris's review results in a continuance. 24 February - Chris's 41st birthday. Recently Uncovered Info 19 March - The Place chats - Browsing Kiwi Farms from December 2020 15 March - The Place chats - Discussing Opuscon789 and ProjectSNT from November - December 2020 27 February - The Place chats - Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding from June 2021 23 February - The Place chats - Browsing Kiwi Farms from December 2020 22 February - Null DMs from July 2020 20 February - The Place chats - More Seething Towards SNT from December 2019 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd055, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum Official CWCki Server Discord Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club forums, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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