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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. We currently have 2,112 articles...and counting! Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's throwback article... Cutco, officially known as Alcas during Chris's stint there, is a multi-level marketing company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. Chris was employed by Cutco from June to September 2003, and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides Wendy's. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had to date (not counting his stints as a "gym leader" for the Pokemon TCG). (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 17 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 692 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,126 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 134 days since Chris last begged for money. 417 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,078 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris picks up his Crayola Fuckin' Magic Markers and work begins on the legendary Sonichu #0 comic. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ...that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ...that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ...that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ...that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ...that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ...that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 0.3% Spanish?

Quote of the Now “ I am reading this and will get back to you with the personal critique. Firstly, though, [I] was not overweight as a teen, so remove that; [my] figure was slender at the time. On another note, spell-check and grammar-check your work; "defecating" is neither an accurate or correct term for the situation. ” Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, planning to address criticism from his True and Loyal Fanbase. Da Update It is currently November 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Discord Q&A • Spirit possession • Watchmen 18 November - Chris uploads Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The_Crimson_Libertarian. 13 November - Chris uploads Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation. 8 November - Chris's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon is uploaded. 5 November - Discord Q&A 10 is released. 3 November - Election day. Chris votes for Lisa Simpson. 30 October - Chris reacts to the sixth and final part of TF2 Analysis's Red Vs Blue episode. 28 October - Chris gets interviewed in The Create Unknown Podcast. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 54 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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