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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,536 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ at a home safe. Just know chris getting the right help needed and won't go through the same BS like before ” Otaku King's reply to a comment questioning Chris's current whereabouts.

Article of the Week As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it received on a daily basis and the profusion of large files that were held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its True and Loyal Fanbase, the Sysop that maintained the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers resided, ads could only be purchased from within the European Union. Chris made no money from advertisement revenue; all of it went towards keeping the CWCipedia up and running. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2003, Chris writes "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu", part of which is quoted in Episode 2. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Chris won the Manboob of the Month Award. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 is cancelled and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Intimidator! From the Clyde Cash saga: Appeared in "Chris Calls Clyde Out!".

Da Update It is currently October 2023. It has been... 12 days since Chris was last spotted. 41 days since Chris posted on social media We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 30 September - The ween-uploaded video of A-Log screaming JULAAYY is "removed by the uploader" off Chris's YouTube channel, CwcvilleGuardian. 28 September - Chris likes a retweet of a trailer for an audio series titled "Gay Old Life". 21 September - Otaku King claims Chris is "at home safe" and "getting the right help needed". 20 September - Photos and an eyewitness account emerge of Chris allegedly hugging and kissing a woman who was first seen with him at Food Lion. 19 September - Chris is spotted at a parking lot in Bedford and has a quick conversation with a couple about an Eric Cartman plush. 16 September - Chris is spotted at a Walmart in Bedford. 10 September - Chris likes a tweet from Geno Samuel. Recently Uncovered Info 24 September - Depression Over Reality from January 2021 8 September - Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue from October 2019 4 September - Chris and Relationships from May 2021 7 August - Playing games with Bella from 2020 6 August - Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play from August 2020. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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