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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,504 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Following allegations in late July and the eventual confirmation that Chris had committed incest with Barb, hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, leading to Chris being arrested on 1 August 2021. From 2 August 2021 until his release on 27 March 2023, Chris had been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail (save for a brief stint at Western State Hospital) while awaiting legal proceedings for the charge of incest. During this time, Chris's only contact with the outside world was through written correspondence and phone calls. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1 days since Chris was released from custody. 134 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song "Lovin' You". (more...) Also, in 2010, Chris uploads a video where he rages about abstinence. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet? ... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ... that Blanca was real? ... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? ... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom? ... that Chris has not been charged with rape? ... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ... that Barb sings while vacuuming? ... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

Quote of the Now “ Released by Court Order ” Da Update It is currently March 2023. Current Updates 27 March - Chris is reported by VineLink to be out of custody and a new mugshot is provided. At 10:04 AM, VineLink reports that Chris is "bonded out" of custody; at 1:49 PM, VineLink revises this to report that Chris was "Released by Court Order". 11 March - Kiwi Farms user themarchivist2 has a Gmail exchange with Praetor about Chris's current state in jail. 10 March - Midland Funding files its second garnishment case against Chris for unpaid debt. The hearing is scheduled for 26 April. 7 March - Chris's review results in a continuance. Recently Uncovered Info 19 March - The Place chats - Browsing Kiwi Farms from December 2020 15 March - The Place chats - Discussing Opuscon789 and ProjectSNT from November - December 2020 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd055, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum Official CWCki Server Discord Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club forums, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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