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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
and (alleged) literal motherfucker.
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Article of the Week

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Debt is anything owed by one party to another, such as money owed to a creditor. Due to their mutual laziness and propensities towards hoarding, Barbara and Chris are both heavily in debt. Both have been taken to court for their failure to pay debts on multiple occasions: Barb three and Chris ten times (including three garnishment hearings against Chris), as of October 2022. According to court records, Barbara owes at least $20,000, while Chris owes over $10,000, to say nothing of the $115,000 second mortgage on 14 Branchland Court that consumes the lion's share of Chris's monthly tugboat.


Incarceration Counter

It has been...
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We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

Beware of the Man in the Pickle Suit!

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.


In 2010, he uploads a video declaring that he is leaving the internet for good. Again.


Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

From an entry on Chris's court file noting that information was entered into court on 27 January 2023

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It is currently March 2023.

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Picture of the Now

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