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Quote of the Now   “   I gave it a Thumbs Down on YouTube; I feel like it is about 45% Hellish, out of the whole hour.   „   —Chris, on the Chris Chan Documentary.

Begging Counter It has been 63 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 2920 days since Chris applied for a job. Since June 2017, Chris has been making weekly updates on his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Article of the Now Jessica Quinn is a white knight and Chris's current sweetheart, since 7 September 2017. On 8 September, Chris released a video in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica. He then sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account. On the 9th of September, Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather; My prediction came true!". According to Quinn, they will meet up on 6 October 2017. (more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris created three cards and placed them on The Wall of Originals. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his True and Loyal Fanbase and that Sonichu is merely a means to an end? ...that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ...that Chris has been convicted in court thrice? ...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ...that Chris is the MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN? ...that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ...that Blanca was real? ...that Clyde Cash was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?

Da Update 22 September - Chris gives his opinion on Sachumo's Chris Chan Documentary. 21 September - Chris tweets about his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce and eating twelve prunes per day. 18 September - Sonichu 12 pages 71-76 are released, along with a bonus set of pages with a song Chris wrote, titled, "Love Is Love (not You've Been Pwned)." 17 September - Jessica Quinn is drawn as an MLP character by Chris, who says that "my Sweetheart and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real." Chris begins uploading Sonichu comics to Tapas. 16 September - Chris attends Cville Pride and is photographed posing with drag queens by local news. 14 September - Chris changes the payment option for his Patreon to up-front charging for patrons. He tweets that trolls are just jealous that he and Sonichu have entertained more people than they ever will. 13 September - Jessica Quinn announces that she and Chris are to meet for the first time on October 6th. CWCki News CWCki Club • Kiwi Farms Check out Chris's own sections in CWCki Club and the Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review. Improvement Project of the Now The articles in desperate need of improvement at the moment are... BronyCon Planet Dolan Sonichu 11 Sonichu 12 Sonichu (comic) Sonichu chronology Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT!

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