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Quote of the Now   “   I have been asked before, "Why don't you reboot Sonichu?" I respond, how dare? My stories are the histories of all my Sonichus, Rosechus, and the city and community of CWCville, and I love my electric hedgehog family too much to damn them all that way. Also, my past books were practice and works in progress...   „   —Chris, Sonichu 12

Begging Counter It has been 2 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 1 days since Chris showed progress on his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 2859 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now Chris is somewhat capable of socializing, in contrast to the epic failure of his Love Quest. Being a nerd and, as of 2014, a member of the LGBT community, Chris has common interests with his friends. Awkwardness arises when Chris attempts to take part in conversations which exceed his limited interests, as his broken social filter can lead to him saying inappropriate things or attempting to steer the topic to cartoons, video games, or the SLGBTQ. (Read more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris sang that it's OK to be gay. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2009, that Liquid Chris released "A Preview of a Surprise". (more...) Today was also the day, in 2002, that Chris created the Black Sonichu card and added it to the Wall of Originals (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia? ...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? ...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ...that Chris told his mom about him masturbating, but his dad was not as open minded on the subject? ...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed? ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again? ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ...that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?

Da Update 23 July - A delay on new pages is announced, and Chris explains why he doesn't intend to reboot Sonichu. 22 July - After a month without begging, due to a boost in Patreon funds after Chris revived the Sonichu comic, he begs for $50. He had given that amount to DoopieDoOver earlier that month for a commissioned profile picture and a pledge on her Patreon. 9 July - Chris passes his first kidney stone. 7 July - Chris films a Captain's Log, covering his progress on Sonichu 12 and his hope of gaining a sponsorship from Crayola. 6 July - Chris posts about his "hot hamburger plate" dinner. 4 July - Chris wishes his followers a happy Independence Day. CWCki News CWCki Club • Kiwi Farms Check out Chris's own sections in CWCki Club and Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.) STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review. Improvement Project of the Now The articles in desperate need of improvement at the moment are... Sonichu 11 Sonichu 12 Sonichu (comic) Sonichu chronology June 2017 tweets July 2017 tweets Planet Dolan DoopieDoOver Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT!

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