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Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 29 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 583 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,016 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 73 days since Chris last begged for money. 308 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,968 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now Theodore Robert Bundy (24 November 1946 – 24 January 1989), also known as Ted Bundy, was an American serial killer. According to Chris, he is actually the 67th of 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus, named Bundychu. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris attempts to send his personal army after Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page ceases to exist. (more...) Did You Know... ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel. ...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ...that Chris really cannot dance? ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it? ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta would give the semen the same taste? ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ...that Chris has said Niggos only once, but the actual N word at least twice? ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD? ...that you should believe in the OCs? ...that Bundychu is friends with Bob?

Quote of the Now “ I, Sonichu, am tired of being human; I wish this body of Mama’s would get into C-197 already, so it can unlock and transform into its Sonichu form, and all else that needs to be done. ⚡⚡⚡ ” "Sonichu" on Twitter Da Update It is currently August 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Spirit possession 2 August - A scrapped interview from September 2017, between Chris and the Internet Dream Lounge, is leaked. 21 July - Noah's ex-girlfriend posts about a lunch meeting they had with Chris in April 2019. 15 July - Chris tweets a creepy, sexually suggestive remark to an artist he has been orbiting and is subsequently blocked by her. 8 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris lists his enemies on Twitter and urges his fans to attack them. 1 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris indirectly orders Jacob Sockness to back off, having mustered the courage to tell him off for his creepy behaviour again. 21 June - The premiere episode of what Chris mockingly calls GOPony airs; Chris posts a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown to express his hatred of the "deity-level awful" "Epic Garbage". Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 55 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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