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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker.
We currently have 2,620 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
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Quote of the Now

Mmmmm... I'm not acknowledging you right now.
Chris in his most recent sighting.

Article of the Week


Chris's room at 14 Branchland Court was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his toys, video games, posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of July 2021, he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.

Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of his parents' house, with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's video tour of the house, his cluttered room was actually the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.


This Day in Christory

Truly worth every cent.

Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris wins a Yu-Gi-Oh! Sage's Stone Secret Foil Promo card on eBay, probably for Megan.


Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now


The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Business saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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Video of the Now