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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
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I am not a Lolcow

Article of the Week


The Workaholics Anonymous comic is a set of pages Chris drew in March 2021; it is unclear if the comic is finished. It was another in a series of attempts to force himself into a community of Brony Analysts - "Workaholics Anonymous" is a series of YouTube videos by members of that community, such as DRWolf.

Notably, near the end of the comic's released pages, Chris alluded to real life sexual health issues.


Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 874 days

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,519 days

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,179 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory


Today in Christory, in 2009, Christian posted on the CWC Blog about his Love Quest.


Did You Know...

  • ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
  • ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 81 episodes long, and still going?
  • ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
  • ... that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
    • ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
    • ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
  • ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
  • ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
  • ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
    • ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
  • ... That Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Improvement Projects of the Now


The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Praetor saga:

Da Update

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It is currently November 2023. It has been...
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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