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Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 8 days since Chris last begged for money. 42 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,646 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now Magi-Chan is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo. Like Chris's other lazy recolours, his name is a lame pun: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "magician". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a sweetheart. Recently Magi-Chan has started body swapping with Chris and is being active on Twitter. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris created and added four cards to the Wall of Originals. (more...) Did You Know... ...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y? ...that Chris really cannot dance? ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it? ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta would give the semen the same taste? ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ...that Chris has said Niggos only once, but the actual N word at least twice? ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD? ...that you can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the Priority Listing? ...that the "apple-core" bit with Wes-Li Sonichu from Sonichu #5 is based off a children's game?

Quote of the Now “ Admittingly, a waifu I had long ago while they were still developing, before Christine came around, were Robert and Barbara. Barbara was more of a "Guilty Pleasure" waifu, while Robert was quite a successful model amongst others in Dimension 1218. ” Magi-chan Da Update Ongoing: Jacob Sockness • September 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (14 • 15) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis 14 September - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris returns to his normal Twitter account. He describes his fabulous adventures with Sockness in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit Virginia. 13 September - While telling a brony on Twitter to believe his own fursona is a real, independent being, Magi-chan describes Borb as being his waifu, with Chris's mother in particular being his 'Guilty Pleasure'. 10 September - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) laments the loss of his friends in the Teen Troon Squad and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also alleges that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in California, yet Chris's own body remains safely in Ruckersville. 7 September - Jacob Sockness forges a conversation between himself and Magi-chan on Reddit, asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and marry for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris affirms through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic. 6 September - Barb takes the Dodge Caravan for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris begs for the money, asking fans to give the money through business associate Jacob Sockness. 29 August - Possie the kitten dies after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, Magi-Chan prompts Twitter followers to donate so Chris can go to California, and rambles on how the Idea Guys's manipulation was pre-ordained to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. The Awakening of a CPU is also rehabilitated as Sonichu #13. 19 August - Barb is confirmed by Chris to be alive on Twitter, contrary to a forged death certificate floating about online. Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 13 days ago. CWCki News Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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