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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,639 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ yed ” Chris, in a tweet.

Article of the Week Patreon is a website that allows users to make donations to artists, videomakers, musicians, etc. It runs under a subscription-based system where a user can become a monthly or yearly "patron" by purchasing a type of tier, which can allow them to view exclusive content and/or see content early as run by the artist in question. Unlike other websites of its type, it has extremely liberal definitions for fundraising goals and does not impose consequences on creators who fail to deliver, making this the perfect platform for Chris to get paid without doing work. Chris joined on 30 November 2016. He was "hesitant" to join the site. On 2 August 2021, Patreon suspended Chris in light of the incest leaks. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris edited the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continued to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ... that you should believe in the OCs? ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently September 2024. It has been... 8 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 7 September - Chris posts a new page from Sonichu 0 HD. 6 September - Another installment of Etsy reviews is uploaded to YouTube. 1 September - Chris is spotted at Walmart. 31 August - Chris uploads a video celebrating receiving his Silver Play Button from YouTube. 25 August Chris is spotted at a Target in Lynchburg. Chris tweets that he will vote for Kamala Harris in the upcoming US election. 19 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at Valley View Mall in Roanoke, VA. 17 August - Bodycam footage of Chris's arrest is posted to YouTube. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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