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The encyclopedia about Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu.
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that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, a revised article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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Incest refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 July 2021, evidence emerged on Reddit that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with Barbara, his mother, since June 2021. A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's G-spot, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, Bob, and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

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This Day in Christory

CRACK CRACK CRACK THE EGG INTO THE BOWL!

Today in Christory, in 2007, Christian wrote another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified from Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown. He also cursed Adam Stackhouse in his PSN blog, which resulted in an admin timing him out.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
  • ...that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day?
  • ...that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
  • ...that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet?
  • ...that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
  • ...that Blanca was real?
  • ...that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?

Quote of the Now

You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
Bella, on the call that revealed that Christian Weston Chandler had been engaging in incest.

Da Update

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It is currently August 2021.
  • 3 August - The license plates for Chris's car, the Son-Chu, were stolen.
  • 2 August - Patreon officially shuts down Chris's page following the allegations exposed in the past week.
  • 1 August - Police detain Chris on charges of incest. His arrest is caught on camera by livestreamers, while Chris insists that the Dimensional Merge is still happening.
  • 31 July - Null announces a refund to donors of the GoFundMe that was intended to fund Chris's trip to Everfree Northwest. Later, Null cuts ties with Chris and notifies the police, following a conversation between them in which Null finds that Chris lied to him about his financial situation and that Chris has taken money from his mother's bank account in a potential violation of the protective order. Null also leaks a chatlog from 5 July in which Chris had vaguely and misleadingly described sex with his mother as if he was simply in a relationship with an older woman.
  • 30 July - A welfare check is conducted over the incest allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at the Chandler house until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter, and Everfree Northwest bans him from attending its upcoming convention.
  • 29 July - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly admitting to having sexual intercourse with his mother since 27 June 2021.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

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