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Article of the Week "The Suitress" is the codename of a young autistic woman who developed a sort of crush for Chris. This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her, and for her own good. She had been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 Everfree Northwest convention, but Chris by this point had found an alternative lover. She was the first to leak chunks of the incest calls, although at the cost of having herself exposed by Bella's frantic attempts to shift blame off herself. (More...) Incarceration Counter Chris has been in custody for 75 days. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris revealed to his devoted fans that he was still alive. (more...) Did You Know... ...that wooden badges are delicious? ...that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ...that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ...that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ...and that his legal name is now Christine? ...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ...that Ivy was real? ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ...that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ...that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ...that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ...that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ...that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ...that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ...that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ...that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ...that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ...that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ...that Sonichu has his own animated series?

Quote of the Now “ I am also and mainly the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body is the One God Body, I am the full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself; I am God. And my mom is Emanuel, GOD above Gods (including Allah) herself. ” Chris, Third Epistle to the Weens Da Update It is currently October 2021. Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 18 November 2021. 13 October Another letter from jail is posted, in response to people attempting to convert Chris to Islam, which Chris rejects. 10 October - Chris replies to a letter from Kenneth Erwin Englehardt. 1 October - Barb turns 80. 24 September - Null gets a letter in the mail from Chris. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message: Larry the Larryhog, or PsychoNerd or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd054, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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