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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, a revised article, or a throwback article. From this week's new article... On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote an open letter from jail to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of incest. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to Null and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to Kiwi Farms on 24 September. In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated on top of his existing delusions about the Dimensional Merge, citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself. (More...) Incarceration Counter Chris has been in custody for 56 days. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris wrote in his diary that he would ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend this year. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Youtuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long? ...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ...that Chris really cannot dance? ...that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ...that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ...that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ...that you should believe in the OCs? ...that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ...and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ...that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ...that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ...that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ...that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ...that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu? ...that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ...that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?

Quote of the Now “ it should be made obvious and clear that aside from Andy Warhol, my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible ” First Letter of Saint Christopher to the Weens Da Update It is currently September 2021. Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 18 November 2021. 24 September - Null gets a letter in the mail from Chris. 20 September - A fan visits 14 Branchland Court and gets brief audio of Barb, asking about Chris. 16 September - Chris's trial on charges of incest is given a continuance to 18 November. 6 September - A carpetbagger visits 14 Branchland Court to take pictures and a video of the house and the surrounding property. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message: Larry the Larryhog, or PsychoNerd or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd054, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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