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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 1,982 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

8
days since Chris last begged for money.
42
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
3,646
days since Chris last
applied for a job.

Article of the Now

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Magi-Chan is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo. Like Chris's other lazy recolours, his name is a lame pun: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "magician". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a sweetheart. Recently Magi-Chan has started body swapping with Chris and is being active on Twitter.

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This Day in Christory

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!

Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris created and added four cards to the Wall of Originals.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y?
  • ...that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it?
  • ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta would give the semen the same taste?
  • ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?


Quote of the Now

Admittingly, a waifu I had long ago while they were still developing, before Christine came around, were Robert and Barbara. Barbara was more of a "Guilty Pleasure" waifu, while Robert was quite a successful model amongst others in Dimension 1218.
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Da Update

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Ongoing: Jacob SocknessSeptember 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (1415) • Dimensional MergeFinanchu Crisis

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 13 days ago.

CWCki News

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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING.


Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know.


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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now