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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,536 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ Hi, Helena and Pickchu. Sorry for not responding , but I have been keeping a low profile as possible. Anyways, I am not mad at either of you at all. And my online return is coming. And I allow you to share this as I known you are likely to do, I also enclose the following photo. Thank Cr1TiKaL for the really Divinely inspired GFuel. Be safe and well, you and everyone, with Blessings. ⚡💙⚡ ” A DM Chris sent to Helena Fiorenza on 3 September 2023

Article of the Week The Lars Call was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 November 2010 where Chris talked with Jackie's black ex-boyfriend Lars (actually Alec Benson Leary), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the previous videos Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with Ebonics, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have sex with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released a video update, announcing his love for PandaHalo and pleading for his fans not to attack Adam Stackhouse. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Sonichu was published in thousands of newspapers due to Sylock Fox, claiming that Chris is nine. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 is cancelled and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Intimidator! From the Clyde Cash saga: Appeared in "Chris Calls Clyde Out!".

Da Update It is currently September 2023. It has been... 4 days since Chris was last spotted. 33 days since Chris posted on social media We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 20 September - Photos emerge of Chris getting handsy with the Food Lion lady. 19 September - Chris is spotted at a parking lot in Bedford and has a quick conversation with a couple about an Eric Cartman plush. 16 September - Chris is spotted at a Walmart in Bedford. 10 September - Chris likes a tweet from Geno Samuel. 9 September - Chris is chased down by a ween. 8 September - 14 Branchland Court is reportedly seen empty. 4 September - Chris's car is sighted at 14 Branchland Court. Later in the day, Chris is sighted at a Food Lion. Recently Uncovered Info 8 September - Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue from October 2019 4 September - Chris and Relationships from May 2021 7 August - Playing games with Bella from 2020 6 August - Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play from August 2020. 4 August - Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure from October 2020. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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