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The premier encyclopedia on Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu.
We currently have 2,266 articles...and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

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Article of the Week

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The tarot is a pack of playing cards that have been used for divination since the late 18th century. Chris owns a colorfully illustrated set known as the Osho Zen Tarot. Unlike a standard 78-card tarot deck, this one has a 79th card depicting Osho, a cult leader who endorsed this set and whose followers were responsible for a bioterror attack and assassination attempt on a United States Attorney in the mid 1980s.

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Incarceration Counter

Chris has been in custody for
179
days.

Jesus Counter

It has been
4
days since Chris has last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…
17
days since Chris has last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris (then aged 26) sent flirtatious Facebook messages to a 17-year-old.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary...
Christian of Ruckersville clarifies some points of theology in a new epistle.

Da Update

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It is currently January 2022.
Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 3 February 2022.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now