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Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 18 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 517 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 951 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 7 days since Chris last begged for money. 242 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,903 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now COVID-19 (Coronavirus Disease 2019), officially named as SARS-CoV-2 and colloquially referred to simply as coronavirus, is a fast-spreading disease responsible for the largest pandemic of the 21st century thus far. It has prompted governments to encourage social distancing practices such as staying six feet (2 meters) apart, wearing masks when going out, and only keeping essential services open – which to the dismay of Chris, doesn't include conventions. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris created the Snowboarding Sonichu card and placed it on The Wall of Originals. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife? ...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ...that Chris hates internet memes? ...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ...that Bob wanted you to shut that goddamn thing off? ...that Chris is working on it!? ...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? ...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?

Quote of the Now “ Hey, #PokemonGO peeps, I have a friend who is kind of a shut-in that still gets out and about. He needs a bunch more friends to exchange gifts with. So, send him a Friend Request; he will be very happy for the help. ” Chris wants a "friend" to be helped Da Update It is currently June 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Spirit possession 15 May - Chris continues his Reaction Livestream to the TF2 Analysis crew's cartoon. 14 May - On Twitter, Chris roleplays as Mewtwo to defend himself from criticism and threaten a troll. 19 April - Sonichu appears in a live stream by Leftover Media for an interview. Plans to make these streams a weekly occurrence fall through. 15 April - Sonichu supposedly uses Chris's Twitter account to reveal that he had swapped bodies with Chris since 31 March, as Magi-Chan had in August 2019, to help Chris attend BABSCon in another dimension after COVID-19 forced its cancellation in the real world. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 53 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is closed due to issues with spambots. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).

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