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Quote of the Now “ I have suffered for a very long time, rather it be in a stagnant house with two senior citizens for parents with the obligation to give care to them in their times of need and stress. ” Chris on the CWC Blog

Article of the Week Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers is the third and final video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 29 November 2015. While it did not include a description, Chris shortly provided a link to it on his Facebook page with the notice: Until I am no longer banned from All Four Charlottesville, VA GameStop stores, as well as the Best Buy store and ‪#‎FashionSquare‬ Shopping Center, I hereby am on an Embargo against ‪#‎GamsStop‬, ‪#‎BestBuy‬, and ‪#‎SIMON‬ Malls. And I Encourage ALL of my friends and fans to Stand With Me and not go to any GameStops, Best Buys and SIMON Malls Anywhere. Thank you all for your support in resolving this problem for a better tomorrow! In this video, even more of old Chris returns, but he seems to have tamed his anger to some extent. Instead of jumping and shouting at the camera, he puts an emphasis on his claims in the typical way Chris does. He certainly feels a great deal of power in the situation, stating that if he is hurt and bullied, all autistic people and LBGT people are as well. He also encourages his "thousands to millions of fans worldwide" to follow him on his endeavors, even though the only videos he post that break over ten thousand views are the ones that are batshit crazy. His victim complex is quite interesting in this one, as he believes the employee he maced has family at Best Buy that are banning him for no reason, and tries to blame his sexuality, gender and autism for acting like a tard. In true Chris fashion, he makes an insincere apology, then attacks the guy he maced. He also stressed that banning him would make it bad for everyone, and unbanning him would give them all good karma. He also believes wars could be prevented by My Little Pony and the Care Bears. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 19 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,371 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,363 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 2,796 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the real Chris reveals himself for the first time in a YouTube video, beginning the saga with the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian? ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket? ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ... that Chris is the Level-Up King? ... that Virginia is for Virgins? ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ... and that Chris believed it too? ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently June 2025. It has been... 34 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 35 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 13 June - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Crackder‎. 2 June - Chris posts "Prophetic Details" to the CWC Blog. 30 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel) the First‎. 23 May - Chris posts "Transformers Legacy United Merge Bios" and "Random Thoughts" to the CWC Blog. 20 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chris-Chan Prime. 19 May - Chris uploads Grounded Deep Response, a lengthy address to da trolls. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Medatron. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 June - Photo analysis reveals that Chris attended the Festival of Light in May 2025 and traveled to Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland. 22 May - Chaotic Rainbow Clues and Genderbent Dimension from October 2020 18 May - Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25 from May 2025 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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