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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
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Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

40
days since Chris last begged for money.
106
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
3,767
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Article of the Now

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Arfoire, occasionally misspelled by Chris as Arvore, is an antagonist from the Hyperdimension Neptunia video game series. Due to an Idea Guy's influences, Chris believes the character is responsible for possessing various trolls and attempting to prevent the Dimensional Merge.

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This Day in Christory

Because the way to show you're straight is to destroy a vibrator.

Today in Christory;

In 2004, Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "Hard Love Quest". It includes the famous line: "Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.

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In 2009, Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his vibrator in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't gay. Sonichu.net is also hacked by Clyde Cash.

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In 2011, Chris spent $80 on LittleBigPlanet 2, which he proceeds to play for the following months.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y?
  • ...that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it?
  • ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta would give the semen the same taste?
  • ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?


Quote of the Now

β€œ @HasbroπŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘ ”
Chris's cryptic message/threat to Hasbro

Da Update

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It is currently January 2020.

Ongoing: My Little Pony (playing cards)

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 59 days ago.

CWCki News

Kiwi Farms β€’ CWCki Club

Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


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Video of the Now