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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,721 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ "2007 called! They want their Chris-Chan memes baaack!" Because that's a fad, that's just long done and over with. And no matter how much you're going to do that, how much you're gonna want, no matter much of that you're gonna want, it's not coming back ever. I could put on similar to the classic iconic shirt that I had, but you're never going to get me screaming or complaining like I did that became so memeworthy or anything personal of me ”

Article of the Week [unintelligible] Focused, Divine Guidances - 01142024 is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 15 January 2024. In it, Chris confirms that he was indeed removed from Animate! Raleigh due to people's complaints. He then rambles about being Jesus, his continued dissatisfaction over My Little Pony G5, and people blocking him on social media, before encouraging people to cleanse themselves of dark and evil energy and follow the light path. Throughout the video, Chris speaks slowly with numerous long pauses between sentences, looks directly into the camera, and infrequently blinks for some stretches, which have been theorized that Chris is being heavily medicated through unknown supplements and medications. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a video stating that he would only meet women in person. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2010, that Chris yakked on about comedians and did an abysmal Jerry Seinfeld impression. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently May 2025. It has been... 33 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 20 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chris-Chan Prime. 19 May - Chris uploads Grounded Deep Response, a lengthy address to da trolls. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Medatron. 17 May - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough Part 3. 16 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Rollout‎. 5 May - YouTube takes down Geno Samuel's in-progress Sonichu: The Animated Series after Chris files a copyright claim over its use of his Sonichu 0. Chris later comments on it. 2 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot. 1 May - Chris watches and makes a comment in the live-chat on a YouTube video by ILoveKimPossibleALot. Recently Uncovered Info 18 May - Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25 from May 2025 22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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