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Begging Counter It has been 2 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 82 days since Chris uploaded pages for #12-9, #14, or #15 to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3129 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now Historically, Chris showed indifferent opinions about Bisexuality. However, this changed in 10 April 2018 when he revealed himself as one. (more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris has his final contact with Megan before she cuts him off for good, decreasing her risk of being raped exponentially. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia? ...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? ...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ...that Chris told his mom about him masturbating, but his dad was not as open minded on the subject? ...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed? ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again? ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ...that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?

Da Update 18 April - Chris uploads two videos, the first one being a Happy Birthday wish for Frank, a friend of Jack, the person who gave Chris $600+ for BronyCon. He then brags about supposedly walking for two hours at 4mph on a treadmill on Twitter. 17 April - After a series of bizarre tweets, Chris claims his Twitter account was hacked, retrieving it just minutes after the alleged hack - also deleting his tweets about wanting money for BronyCon. Chris then uploads Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies, followed by a live Captain's Log on Twitch promoting his eBay sales and featuring Barb. A few hours after the stream had ended, Chris uploaded I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined), thanking a fan who gifted him $600+ so that he could attend BronyCon 2018. 16 April - Chris uploads two videos. One is an apology to a ween posing as his professor from PVCC, another is him demonstrating his strength by lifting dumbbells. A ween uploads a 4-second video of Barb to his channel, presumably having paid Chris for it. Later, Chris explains the latest streak of begging - he wants $600+ in order to go to BronyCon. 15 April - Chris uploads a video of himself licking penises he drew on his wall. He removes his autographs from the Transformer toys put up for sale on ebay following feedback from fans complaining about it, and gets snappy at one fan. He also admires a CWC cosplayer, saying she is hot. Finally, he updates his Facebook's Basic Information section to note his newfound bisexuality and that he is interested in men and women. 14 April - Chris offers the Amnyfest Ring for sale, listing it for $10,000. 13 April - Chris lists more of his personal belongings and toys for sale. He also makes another begging video. 11 April - On the 74th day of the Sonichu comic's hiatus, Chris apologizes for the lack of updates. He records I’m stressed, but I am working and begs for more sales. CWCki News Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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