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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,888 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Quote of the Now   “   A mind as Great as my Own does not NEED a Job!   „   —Chris on Twitter, showcasing his narcissism

Begging Counter It has been 0 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 88 days since Chris uploaded pages for #14, #15, or #16 to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3308 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now 2018 marks the 10th anniversary of the Blanca Saga. The saga is known to be the first to adopt the fake sweetheart style of trolling and saw the destruction of the first Sonichu medallion. (more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1999, Chris appears on a real-life PokéNews broadcast a fluff piece the local news did on the rise of the popularity of Pokémon. Chris included it on the DVD of Fail. He is seen playing with many small children. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Chris claims he is no longer a virgin with rage? ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ...that Chris "buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ...that Chris will never be able to destroy the CWCki? ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child? ...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription? ...that Chris ALWAYS IS the Mayor of CWCville? ...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks? ...that Chris buys sex toys and PS3 games and content with taxpayer money? ...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald?

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