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Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 44 days since Chris last begged for money. 182 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,842 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now Reality is a concept that Chris desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with autism struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from stress, life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the main ED article returns online after its deletion on April Fools' Day. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ...that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ...that Chris is the Level-Up King? ...that Virginia is for Virgins? ...that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ...that Chris scoffs at you, you ugly freak!? ...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ...that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ...that Chris has no idea what Naive actually means? ...that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house?

Quote of the Now “ This virus has cause quite the conundrum and chaos in 1218; fortunately, in C-197 and al neighboring dimensions and sub dimensions, the virus has been cleared a few weeks ago. This was part of the reason for the Merge to happen, as we bring as many as possible into C-197, or bring as many into 1218 as possible, so we can cure the remaining populations and clear the air of this chaos, in general. Count Your Blessings, everyone. ” "Magi-Chan" on Twitter Da Update It is currently April 2020. Ongoing: Debt 31 March - Chris displays his newest headgear: a bead crown to hold his magic stones against his forehead. 28 March - On Twitter, This Viral Event is declared a sign of the Dimensional Merge; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his fantasy world, adding that My Little Pony characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also challenges his orbiters on Twitter to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his polyamorous marriage. 18 March - BABScon is cancelled to comply with Californian measures against the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic; Chris whines about 'This Viral Event' on Twitter. His debt hearing is also rescheduled for 20 May. 17 March - This day marks the twentieth anniversary of Sonichu's creation. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 51 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is closed due to issues with spambots. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

Picture of the Now Chris's latest piece of headgear.

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