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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's throwback article... Joshua Moon, better known by his online alias "Null", is the current owner of Kiwi Farms. He is also an on-again, off-again advisor for Chris. During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow Guard Dogs The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out ween messages from legitimate business dealings, as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him kicked out of TooManyGames. He had felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the Idea Guys had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home. Null's participation has since dwindled, though he and Chris communicate from time to time. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 41 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 840 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,273 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. Begging Counter Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 131 days since Chris last begged for money. 565 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,225 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris has his final contact with Megan before she cuts him off for good, decreasing her risk of being raped exponentially. (more...) Also, in 2019, the Cryzel Torture chat logs begin to take place between Chris and the Idea Guys. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ...that Chris really cannot dance? ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it? ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ...that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ...that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ...that you should believe in the OCs? ...that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ...and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler?

Quote of the Now “ the Goddess’ laws supersedes the Mayor’s, regardless. Elections are held for the change in Mayor. The present Mayor of Cwcville is Mary Lee Walsh, But she has agreed to not uphold or disturb the peace within the city of Cwcville. We Work Together. ” Chris's comment on the current mayor of CWCville. Da Update It is currently April 2021. Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge 5 April - It is found that Barb has another debt lawsuit, scheduled for 19 May 2021 - her third debt court case and the 12th overall for the Chandlers. 4 April - Another fan inquires about the damage to Chris's car; he explains it was from backing into a big rig trailer the previous week. 3 April - A fan snaps a photo of Chris's car showing it has sustained damage and its rear window is covered with plastic. 1 April - Chris is annoyed at an April Fools Day joke made by Geno Samuel for Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History, which involved changing the title and thumbnail images of the series to refer to Donald Trump. 26 March - Lily, KwaiiSandbag's partner, is interviewed by a CWCki editor. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 202 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message either: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Orange Juice or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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