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Article of the Week The Sergeant at Arms is a fan and collector of Sonichu merchandise, who also maintains a YouTube channel primarily for archiving Chris-related media. Chris was aware of the channel, commenting about it in September 2019. In December 2019, The Sergeant created a series of fan TSSSF cards depicting villains from the Sonichu comic; Chris saw the fan cards from The Sergeant's videos and had talks with The Sergeant to add the cards to his own custom TSSSF card line. (More...) Incarceration Counter Chris has been in custody for 336 days. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way, even now that he's back in jail. You aren't contributing to Christory, and if his returning mugshot is anything to go by he is not in the mood to send you the epic rants about the Merge you're imagining. Jesus Counter It has been 33 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 174 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris declared that "I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER." (more...) Today was also the day, in 1999, that Chris launched CWC's Pokésite 1. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality? ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197? ... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper? ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll? ... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter? ... that Chris believes that CWCville is real? ... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Quote of the Now “ Chris expresses' paranoia that prison guards are messing with his letters and tampering with his mail. ” Eels and the Eggman describes a new letter Da Update It is currently July 2022. Chris is back in jail for alleged incest. 2 July - Jail Letter - 25 June 2022 is summarized. 13 June - Another letter directed towards Helena Fiorenza is received by Eels and the Egg-man. 10 June - A second letter from Eels and the Egg-man is released. 6 June - Jail Letter - 9 May 2022 and Jail Letter - 1 June 2022 are posted. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd054, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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