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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's throwback article... Nathanael Greene Elementary School is an elementary school in Stanardsville, Virginia, a 192-acre (78-ha) town which basically consists of a highway intersection. The school is named for the Revolutionary War hero Nathanael Greene. Chris attended fourth-grade classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathaniel Greene." Bob pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by the principal and members of the staff. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 15 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 897 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,330 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self. Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 188 days since Chris last begged for money. 622 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,282 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris downloaded My Pokémon Ranch from Club Nintendo. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris got married to a 15 year old Rosechu? ...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ...that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ...that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? ...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ...that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off? ...that Chris is working on it!? ...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? ...that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ...that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?

Quote of the Now “ Who did (at present) leave the most negative impact on me, so far? [...] I have actually come up with a short list, in no particular order, of such individuals. IdeaGuy/Stephen Boyle[...]Jakoba[...]Michael Snyder[...]“JULAY”[...]Dr. Johnson/Mrs, Gaedy (Elementary School pin-me-down) [...] the Top Two for Negative Impactful would Definitely go to Dr. Johnson/Mrs. Gaedy [...] and Julay. ” Chris Da Update It is currently June 2021. Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge 15 June - Chris comments about Andrew Blaze; he treats Blaze as an imaginary friend and says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all interdimensionally awakened individuals. 10 June - Chris discusses his Top 5 list of people who made the most negative impacts on his life. The list includes the Idea Guys, Jacob Sockness, Michael Snyder, BlueSpike, and the staff of Nathanael Greene Elementary School. 1 June - Chris briefly roleplays as his younger pre-name change self on Twitter. 31 May - Don Lashomb, author of Warhol / Chris Chan, is interviewed over Reddit by a CWCki editor. 27 May - Chris posts a cover song to YouTube. 20 May - Chris releases a bizarre audio clip of him vocalizing his voice on Twitter. 19 May - Chris announces on social media that he and Barb have been given COVID-19 vaccinations. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb, as far as we know, is not dead; her latest activity was 38 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message either: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Orange Juice or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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