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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,895 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is December 2018. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   Yeah, I saw that Sonic Movie poster, and I instinctively Knew they were botching him up on that.   „   —Chris, on the upcoming Sonic movie's poster (which features a blue-armed Sonic).

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. For example, in October 2018, he claimed that his mother and pets would starve if no one donated, and then bought several video games. Two weeks later, he claimed that he couldn't afford cat medicine, so a fan organized a fundraising effort to ship medicine directly to Chris, over Chris protesting that he would prefer money, only to find out from Chris's vet that Chris already had the medicine in his possession. Chris is currently being sued for debt by Second Round Sub LLC (hearing continued on 16 January) and Midland Funding LLC (hearing on 19 December). It has been 3 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 133 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3367 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now On 29 November 2018, 3GI Productions organized and uploaded Shrek Retold, a remake of the 2001 animated film Shrek for their annual Shrekfest convention. It featured over 200 collaborators, with Chris being one of them. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Chris claims he is no longer stuck as a virgin with rage? ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ...that Chris buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ...that Chris will never be able to destroy the CWCki? ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child? ...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription? ...that Chris ALWAYS IS the Mayor of CWCville? ...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks? ...that Chris buys sex toys and PS3 games and content with taxpayer money? ...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald? ...that Chris is Old Fashioned? ...that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1979, Joseph Herring was born. (more...)

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