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Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 18 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 557 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 990 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 47 days since Chris last begged for money. 282 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,942 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now The My Little Pony Protests are Chris's attempts to use Twitter and a video to convince Hasbro, a multinational toy company and the owners of the My Little Pony franchise, to continue producing five more seasons of the cartoon series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and to cancel the spin-off series Pony Life by informing them that his imaginary friends from the MLP dimension said they should do so. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris uploaded the video "ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!" (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris has no idea what a palindrome is? ...that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ...that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ...that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ...that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ...that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ...that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ...that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ...that Sonichu has his own animated series? ...that Chris is a Transwoman? ...that Chris is as wild as a serial raper? ...that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? That Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?

Quote of the Now “ Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out. ” "Sonichu" to Sockness Da Update It is currently July 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Spirit possession 8 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris lists his enemies on Twitter and urges his fans to attack them. 1 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris indirectly orders Jacob Sockness to back off, having mustered the courage to tell him off for his creepy behaviour again. 21 June - The premiere episode of what Chris mockingly calls GOPony airs; Chris posts a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown to express his hatred of the "deity-level awful" "Epic Garbage". 12 June - Chris does a third part of his Reaction Livestream to the TF2 Analysis crew's cartoon. Barb appears. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 29 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is closed due to issues with spambots. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).

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