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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu. We currently have 2,266 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week The tarot is a pack of playing cards that have been used for divination since the late 18th century. Chris owns a colorfully illustrated set known as the Osho Zen Tarot. Unlike a standard 78-card tarot deck, this one has a 79th card depicting Osho, a cult leader who endorsed this set and whose followers were responsible for a bioterror attack and assassination attempt on a United States Attorney in the mid 1980s. (More...) Incarceration Counter Chris has been in custody for 179 days. Jesus Counter It has been 4 days since Chris has last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 17 days since Chris has last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris (then aged 26) sent flirtatious Facebook messages to a 17-year-old. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that Youtuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?

Quote of the Now “ I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary... ” Christian of Ruckersville clarifies some points of theology in a new epistle. Da Update It is currently January 2022. Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 3 February 2022. 24 January - Chris writes yet another letter to Kenneth Englehardt, who was only allowed to share one page. 19 January - A chatlog from January 2018, Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat, is leaked. 18 January - Chris writes a letter to Kenneth Englehardt. 18 January - Chatlogs from March 2021 and May 2021, on Chris discussing masturbation, are leaked. Another chatlog from April 2021, on Chris describing his car trouble is leaked. 16 January - A chatlog from December 2019, on Chris's dream about his transgender self meeting his past self, is leaked. 13 January - Another jail call. 11 January - Another jail call occurs in which Chris begs for money for Barb. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: As of 8 January 2022, you must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message: Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd054, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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