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Due to the request of ''Christian Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive and giving him emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]],<br>author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality,<br>[[transgender]] [[Messiah complex|goddess]], and [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|formerly]] [[Jail Saga|incarcerated]] [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]].</div>
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We know that his public comments on Facebook and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''his family and his friends.'''  We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with him, and we deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:


'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''
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He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing him of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.
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And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.
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This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''
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Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
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In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''
 
We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:
 
*Adam Stackhouse
*America
*Anna McLerran
*Anna Stackhouse
*Asperpedia Four
*Batman
*BILLY MAYS
*Blanca Weiss
*BlueSpike
*Bryan Bash
*Charlottesville people
*Chris's High School Gal-pals
*Clyde Cash
*Cole Smithey
*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
*David Moyes
*The Dodo Brain
*Emily
*Failosophy
*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
*The GAMe PLACe
*GodJesus
*Google
*Homos
*Ivy O'Neil
*Jack Thaddeus
*Jason Kendrick Howell
*Jimmy Hill
*Kacey Devoria
*Keurig Company
*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
*Lauren Faust
*Liquid Chris
*Lordsillynipples
*Man in the Pickle Suit
*Mary Lee Walsh
*McDonalds employees
*Megan Schroeder
*Michael Snyder
*Nathanael Greene Elementary School 
*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
*PandaHalo
*Rob Bell
*Robert Simmons V
*Ruckersville people
*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
*Sega
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Surfshack Tito
*Tara Strong
*Thorg
*Vivian Gee
 
'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''
 
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past seven years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris himself:
 
{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.}}
 
We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.
 
Thank you. And good night.

Latest revision as of 23:03, 27 October 2024

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“ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ”
Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

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Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire and 45th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Hillary Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President Mike Pence, which is actually against the law.

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This Day in Christory

Never Forget.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris used the 9/11 terrorist attacks to insult Clyde Cash. It...didn't really go over well.

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GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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The Sonic Rainboom!

From the Business saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

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