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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,647 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Article of the Week Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest was a contest Jackie made for Chris, where he would have to make a new cosplay video for every day of October 2010, and/or share at least one fact about himself and/or his life. Chris would initially refuse to do it, which made her cry, but he would become completely on board after a few rule clarifications. Jackie also clarified that if he succeeded, she would have sex with him. This contest resulted in a huge amount of videos uploaded that month, a quantity has yet to be topped by Chris ever since. It also, barring one more video uploaded the next month, serves as the last hurrah of the 'classic Chris' era, prior to him coming out as a tomgirl. Jackie came up with the idea immediately after Chris posted Song for Jackie.MOV, possibly seeing the gold mine of content that could come from Chris cosplaying. Most of Chris's cosplays are completely bizarre depictions of the characters, that no-one would be able to recognize if not told who it was by Chris. Also, while the intent was for Chris to upload a video every day of the month, Chris would often be late and upload videos days later, citing his computer and Internet issues as the result - though other times, he would claim he would upload videos using the Internet at the Alderman Library, but then forget to do so for weeks. Chris also half-assed a lot of the videos made for the contest due to laziness, or having discomfort or unwillingness to do the task he was given (such as rewriting the ending to Sonichu 10 to show forgiveness towards Alec Benson Leary and his crew, or simply cleaning his dirty shower); this was despite the potential reward for properly following the rules being him finally no longer being a virgin with rage. Ultimately, the contest ended with Jackie being too frustrated at Chris to give him some china. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris sang for Kacey. (more...) In 2013, Chris discovered his high school gal pals weren't true and honest. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently October 2024. It has been... 32 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 October - Chris releases Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon. 22 October - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN. 18 October - Chris publishes Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal. 11 October - The fourth part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior. 8 October - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier. 6 October - Chris uploads an uncolored page 71 for Sonichu 0 HD. 4 October - The third part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior. Recently Uncovered Info 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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