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*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]? | *... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]? | ||
*... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]? | *... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[weens|ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]? | ||
*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris? | *... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris? | ||
*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]? | *... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]? | ||
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*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | ||
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | *... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used [[Chris and race|the actual N-word]] multiple times? | ||
**... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words? | **... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words? | ||
* ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | * ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer? | ||
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**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]? | **... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]? | ||
*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]? | *... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]? | ||
*... that [[Son- | *... that [[Son-Chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? | ||
*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | ||
*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]? | *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? | *... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? | ||
*... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]? | *... that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]? | ||
*... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra? | *... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra? | ||
*... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]? | *... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]? | ||
**... and that he blames it on the past Chris? | **... and that he blames it on the past Chris? | ||
*... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and | *... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and money|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]? | ||
*... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]? | *... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]? | ||
*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]? | *... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]? | ||
*... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation? | *... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation? | ||
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*... that [[Bob Chandler|Bob Chandler's]] ''alma mater'' is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide) | |||
*... that Chris once compared [[Father Call|carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture?]] | |||
*... that [[Trolls|trolls]] once presented a script of a video [[Twin Falling Towers|mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash]] to Chris, and then Chris ''created and released it for them?'' | |||
*... that Chris's [[Chandler Family Tree|family tree]] includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned ''twenty-one slaves?'' | |||
*... that [[BILLY MAYS]] is absolutely [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#IRC Transcript|PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION?]] | |||
*... [[Monthly tugboat|that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023?]] | |||
*... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy shop]]? | |||
*... that [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the US and Japan really wanted to get it on]]? | |||
*... that [[Praetor]] [[OfficialCWCmart#Handmade Sonichu Medallion, WITH MEGASTONE|is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110]]? | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:01, 17 July 2026
- ... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat?
- ... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime?
- ... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult?
- ... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze?
- ... and that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
- ... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet?
- ... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi?
- ... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds?
- ... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back?
- ... that Chris rates jail a 2/5?
Usage
These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.
This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It's a big list of Chris-related facts, divided into blocks that get randomly displayed.
- Before adding a fact, please make sure that it is a TRUE and HONEST fact and not just something you made up.
- Also try to ensure your fact isn't already covered somewhere else in the list. Your browser's "find" function (Usually accessed via pressing CTRL+F) can be useful in helping find similar entries.
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