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{{quote|Before you contacted me again to renew our relationship, I was aiming towards selling myself out as a Male Escort to earn money. I tried applying with C-Ville's "Naughty & Nice" Escort Service; they did not take me. And I printed and discreetly passed out cards, along with posting an ad on escorts.com, under the new alias of '''"Carlos Chantor"''' (DO NOT Tell anyone else of my new alias).|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 6|Jackie E-mails #6]]}} | |||
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|"[[List of Chris's lies|Experienced for Her Pleasure.]]"]] | |||
'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short-lived career as a male escort between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]]. | |||
Chris came up with the alias after his first breakup with his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]'s "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on his Escorts.com profile, Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos|homosexual]]). After a certain prank call inquired about [[Piss|watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck. | |||
No one took up Chris on his offer, and he abandoned his escort plans by summer. | |||
It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned. | |||
== Escorts.com Profile == | |||
=== About Me === | |||
[[Virgin with rage|Experienced]] for [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Her Pleasure]]. | |||
Hey, Ladies. [[Chris and reality|I am a cool dude to hang with]], and I can make you [[CWC's Message for Ivy|feel good emotionally]] and [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|show you a fun time]]. I enjoy a lot of things; [[Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_annoyed_and_creeped_out|I'll let you know when it's going too far]]. Give me [[Prank calls|a call]] to hook up (434 area code only). | |||
=== My Details === | |||
[[File:CarlosChantor.jpg|right|thumb|250px|The explicit personal details of notorious womanizer, Carlos Chantor.]] | |||
* '''Sex:''' Male | |||
* '''Date of Birth:''' 2/24/[[1982]] (age 28) | |||
* '''Orientation:''' [[Homos|Straight]] Male | |||
* '''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race|Caucasian]] | |||
* '''Body Type:''' [[Obesity|Average (height/weight proportional)]] | |||
* '''Height:''' 5 feet 10 inches (178 cm) | |||
* '''Hair Color:''' [[Hair|Brown]] | |||
* '''Eye Color:''' [[Heterochromia|Blue]] | |||
* '''Smoking:''' [[Tobacky|Do Not Smoke]] | |||
* '''Drinking:''' [[Alcohol|Occasionally]] | |||
* '''Drug Use:''' Never use them | |||
* '''Language Spoken:''' [[Chris and English|English]] | |||
* '''Secondary Language:''' [[Spanish]] | |||
===My Location=== | |||
* '''Home:''' [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] | |||
===My Availability=== | |||
* '''Available as a(n):''' [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Accommodating Male]], [[Patti Chandler|Master]]/[[niggos|Slave]], Model, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Masseuse]], [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing|Stripper]]/[[WelcometoBollywood|Dancer]], Escort | |||
* '''Available For:''' Outcall, [[14 Branchland Court|Incall]] | |||
* '''Management:''' Independent | |||
==Carlos Chantor Call== | |||
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Sometime after launching his profile, Chris received a prank call from a [[troll]], posing as a potential partner with a voice similar to [[Family Guy|Herbert the Pervert]], and asking him about watersports (as Chris's profile claimed he was comfortable with almost any kind of fetish). Chris was ''very'' uneasy with [[Homos|who he thought he was attracting]], initially hanging up before awkwardly telling the troll to call him back later. | |||
Not long after the call, he amended his profile to remove watersports, before wiping the fetish list altogether. | |||
===Transcript=== | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Is this, uh, Mr. Carlos Chantor? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an ''escort service'' going on. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Um... I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Oh really? This isn't... [''call is disconnected''] Oh, you fat-- | |||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Male voice:'''</font> Alright, let's try this again. | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Efeminate Caller:'''</font> Likely whore. | |||
[''Sound of sniffing''] | |||
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Male voice:'''</font> Uhhhh, faggot. | |||
[''Phone rings''] | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hello? | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Uh, excuse me, I thought that this was the number for Carlos Chantor, I, I looked up the escort ad. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Oh, um. | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Yes. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Actually, yeah um yeah, it is but I- er, can't talk, I can't talk right now, could you me call back... | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Oh. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Another time please? | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Well, yes I was just wondering about, oh what time should I call back, cuz... I heard you were into watersports? | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hmm. I may be. | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> What ''kind'' of watersports? | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hmm. Uh, talk more about, we'll talk more about that, uh later, uh, call back at [''audio cuts''] | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Will do, honey. | |||
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Okay, all right, bye bye. | |||
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Bye now. | |||
==See also== | |||
* [[Chris and sex]] | |||
* [[Hooker incident]] | |||
* [[Mia Hamm]] | |||
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] | |||
{{FirstExile}} | |||
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]] | |||
[[Category:Websites]] | |||
Latest revision as of 22:16, 29 June 2024
| “ | Before you contacted me again to renew our relationship, I was aiming towards selling myself out as a Male Escort to earn money. I tried applying with C-Ville's "Naughty & Nice" Escort Service; they did not take me. And I printed and discreetly passed out cards, along with posting an ad on escorts.com, under the new alias of "Carlos Chantor" (DO NOT Tell anyone else of my new alias). | ” |
| Chris, Jackie E-mails #6 | ||
Carlos Chantor was Chris's alias during his short-lived career as a male escort between April and July 2010.
Chris came up with the alias after his first breakup with his sweetheart Jackie. He tried joining with Charlottesville's "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for bent, autistic virgins with rage, he made a profile (now deleted) at Escorts.com, apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather rough trade. Interestingly, on his Escorts.com profile, Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too homosexual). After a certain prank call inquired about watersports, however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.
No one took up Chris on his offer, and he abandoned his escort plans by summer.
It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.
Escorts.com Profile
About Me
Experienced for Her Pleasure.
Hey, Ladies. I am a cool dude to hang with, and I can make you feel good emotionally and show you a fun time. I enjoy a lot of things; I'll let you know when it's going too far. Give me a call to hook up (434 area code only).
My Details
- Sex: Male
- Date of Birth: 2/24/1982 (age 28)
- Orientation: Straight Male
- Ethnicity: Caucasian
- Body Type: Average (height/weight proportional)
- Height: 5 feet 10 inches (178 cm)
- Hair Color: Brown
- Eye Color: Blue
- Smoking: Do Not Smoke
- Drinking: Occasionally
- Drug Use: Never use them
- Language Spoken: English
- Secondary Language: Spanish
My Location
- Home: Ruckersville, Virginia
My Availability
- Available as a(n): Accommodating Male, Master/Slave, Model, Masseuse, Stripper/Dancer, Escort
- Available For: Outcall, Incall
- Management: Independent
Carlos Chantor Call
Sometime after launching his profile, Chris received a prank call from a troll, posing as a potential partner with a voice similar to Herbert the Pervert, and asking him about watersports (as Chris's profile claimed he was comfortable with almost any kind of fetish). Chris was very uneasy with who he thought he was attracting, initially hanging up before awkwardly telling the troll to call him back later.
Not long after the call, he amended his profile to remove watersports, before wiping the fetish list altogether.
Transcript
Effeminate Caller: Is this, uh, Mr. Carlos Chantor? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an escort service going on.
Chris: Um... I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Effeminate Caller: Oh really? This isn't... [call is disconnected] Oh, you fat--
Male voice: Alright, let's try this again.
Efeminate Caller: Likely whore.
[Sound of sniffing]
Male voice: Uhhhh, faggot.
[Phone rings]
Chris: Hello?
Effeminate Caller: Uh, excuse me, I thought that this was the number for Carlos Chantor, I, I looked up the escort ad.
Chris: Oh, um.
Effeminate Caller: Yes.
Chris: Yeah. Actually, yeah um yeah, it is but I- er, can't talk, I can't talk right now, could you me call back...
Effeminate Caller: Oh.
Chris: Another time please?
Effeminate Caller: Well, yes I was just wondering about, oh what time should I call back, cuz... I heard you were into watersports?
Chris: Hmm. I may be.
Effeminate Caller: What kind of watersports?
Chris: Hmm. Uh, talk more about, we'll talk more about that, uh later, uh, call back at [audio cuts]
Effeminate Caller: Will do, honey.
Chris: Okay, all right, bye bye.
Effeminate Caller: Bye now.
See also
 First Exile
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