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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial internet personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,959 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation. I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses. He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less. So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him? I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was. I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky.

Article of the Week Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects. The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.) (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 234 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,853 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,845 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,278 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1999, Chris appears on a real-life PokéNews broadcast a fluff piece the local news did on the rise of the popularity of Pokémon. Chris included it on the DVD of Fail. He is seen playing with many small children. (more...) Today, in 2023, Chris proudly returned to the internet in the Second Coming, and among other things, uploading a video of him singing covers of two Pokemon songs. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Bob Chandler's alma mater is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide) ... that Chris once compared carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture? ... that trolls once presented a script of a video mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash to Chris, and then Chris created and released it for them? ... that Chris's family tree includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned twenty-one slaves? ... that BILLY MAYS is absolutely PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION? ... that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023? ... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his Etsy shop? ... that the US and Japan really wanted to get it on? ... that Praetor is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently October 2026. It has been... 48 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 202 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated). 6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ, stating that it is for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version. 14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever). 13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky. 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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