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After Idea Guy was removed from power in May 2018, Chris still maintained belief in many of the concepts that were embedded into him, despite being aware that Idea Guy is a troll. In the [[Copitz]] interview, filmed a few weeks later, Chris restated that he was bisexual, and in the [[Count Dankula]] interview, filmed in June, Chris reiterated many of the ideas fed to him about CWCville when asked about his beliefs, such as his marriage to Cryzel and Magi-Chan, Bob being part-Sonichu and theories about Ted Bundy. In [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]], Chris still believes in the joke revision that there are 69 species of Sonichus/Rosechus.
After Idea Guy was removed from power in May 2018, Chris still maintained belief in many of the concepts that were embedded into him, despite being aware that Idea Guy is a troll. In the [[Copitz]] interview, filmed a few weeks later, Chris restated that he was bisexual, and in the [[Count Dankula]] interview, filmed in June, Chris reiterated many of the ideas fed to him about CWCville when asked about his beliefs, such as his marriage to Cryzel and Magi-Chan, Bob being part-Sonichu and theories about Ted Bundy. In [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]], Chris still believes in the joke revision that there are 69 species of Sonichus/Rosechus.
==Cryzel Torture==
Despite being doxxed, Idea Guy refused to quit. On July 13, 2018, [[Null]] revealed a nine hour long chatlog where Wise and [[Stephen Boyd]] berate Chris and continue to convince him that his characters were being tortured. Notably, despite the fact that Chris knew about Idea Guy, he was utterly convinced (again) that everything he said was true.
{{quotebox|18/04/20 14:53:06 <Christine> Good Morning, y'all. I've just did my warmups. Sadly, my phone seems to be having bad battery troubles; even while plugged in, it lost all of its charge, and I was using an off-brand charging cable, while connected to the USB port on my iHome dock. Now, I have it directly plugged into power with an official Apple charging cable; I'm waiting for it to fully recharge now. Just another Great Way to Start a Day! Ugh!
18/04/20 14:54:04 <shikiboobzzzz> Aww!
18/04/20 14:54:32 <Joshua Wise> I have an even greater one.
18/04/20 14:55:13 <Joshua Wise> We found Pennywise the clown in Cwcville’s sewers today, and it’s been 30 years since it’s last adventure.
18/04/20 17:11:15 <Joshua Wise> I have returned.-Death
18/04/20 19:05:53 <Christine> Hey, Y’all. I took my phone to Batteries Plus first; they replaced the battery and it’s working good again. It was definitely a less expensive option versus the new phone. I definitely can’t give y’all more money until next month. Thank you. Oh! Also, I have something to share with Pitohui. Please, excuse me for a moment.
18/04/20 19:06:21 <Joshua Wise> What?-Death
18/04/20 19:08:05 <Christine> Just a couple of fresh photos from earlier today in my new outfit she told me to go buy.
18/04/20 19:08:14 <Christine> outfit1.png
18/04/20 19:08:20 <Christine> outfit2.png
18/04/20 19:08:44 <Christine> There: green sweater and light grey slacks.
18/04/20 19:08:54 <Joshua Wise> Yo-Pitohui
18/04/20 19:09:11 <Joshua Wise> Don't wear the newspaperboy cap or the medallion in that outfit.
18/04/20 19:09:37 <Joshua Wise> Plus, die your hair blonde and talk endlessly about Cosmopolitans and Italy when you wear that outfit.
18/04/20 19:09:57 <Joshua Wise> Also, get angry whenever someone brings up Watermelons.
18/04/20 19:10:45 <Christine> Anyway, I just wanted to visually confirm for you my outfit acquisition. I am going to the gym now. I will check in again later. Thank you.
18/04/20 19:11:04 <Joshua Wise> How long till they ban you from there too?
18/04/20 19:12:51 <Christine> Hopefully Never Ever. I am going to be on better behavior and acknowledging of their rules and regulations. Bye.
18/04/20 19:13:05 <Joshua Wise> Bullshit.
18/04/20 19:13:11 <Joshua Wise> You said that about the end.
18/04/20 19:13:21 <Joshua Wise> You got kicked and nobody stuck up for you.
18/04/20 19:14:01 <Joshua Wise> I wonder who will throw your ass to the curb here? The patrons lifting weights, Or the Cops?
18/04/20 20:17:32 <Christine> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now on, and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.
18/04/20 20:19:01 <Joshua Wise> That's from years of refusing to exercise properly. You grew fat on your chest that won't go away even if you did lose the weight, and now you're stuck with those globs of nasty for life.
18/04/20 20:19:09 <Joshua Wise> And by the way?
18/04/20 20:19:55 <Joshua Wise> Don't ever tell me your tits are bigger than mine. At least mine are real, where as yours were man tits even before you decided to insult the female gender even further by attempting to become one of us.
18/04/20 20:29:13 <shikiboobzzzz> Cute!
18/04/20 20:54:28 <Stephen Boyd> those are called man boobs chris.
18/04/20 20:54:30 <Stephen Boyd> moobs.
18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> I have returned from killing a bunch of Rosechus at the mall!
18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui8.png
18/04/20 22:49:35 <Joshua Wise> They all tried to hold guns to me, but they kept teacupping or wound up with shooter's thumb! Apparently recoil is a new word to them too, since none of them knew trying to fire certain guns one-handed was a bad idea.
18/04/20 22:50:30 <Joshua Wise> Rosechu actually broke her arm trying to fire a Remington 870 one-handed at me.
18/04/20 23:18:45 <Christine> A Fire-Type Sonichu?
18/04/20 23:20:29 <Christine> The only two of the Specials of my people that are Fire types, that I am aware of are Sarachu (a Rosechu) and Wes-Li Sonichu. Is this one really a new discovery for our list of Specials?
18/04/20 23:30:31 <Joshua Wise> Yup
18/04/20 23:30:39 <Joshua Wise> Also Rosechu is dead.
18/04/20 23:30:48 <Stephen Boyd> Wow.
18/04/20 23:30:57 <Stephen Boyd> Look at the smoldering flames.
18/04/20 23:31:09 <Stephen Boyd> I’m gonna go see a movie.
18/04/20 23:31:14 <Stephen Boyd> Later Pito
18/04/20 23:31:22 <Stephen Boyd> And fatass get to exercising.
18/04/20 23:31:25 <Christine> Can we put those flames out?
18/04/20 23:31:29 <Christine> I already did
18/04/20 23:31:29 <Joshua Wise> Nah
18/04/20 23:31:34 <Stephen Boyd> Is she gone? -Jesus
18/04/20 23:31:47 <Joshua Wise> CWCville disbanded the fire department for crack money.
18/04/20 23:32:03 <Stephen Boyd> Why are the Sonichus addicts Christian?
18/04/20 23:32:12 <Stephen Boyd> Answer your lord
18/04/20 23:32:56 <Joshua Wise> Hey Jesus
18/04/20 23:33:27 <Joshua Wise> Chris was telling me earlier how much he wants to be inflated like a balloon via air pump in the ass.
18/04/20 23:33:36 <Christine> I did not
18/04/20 23:33:50 <Christine> Pitohui, Stop taking lies about me.
18/04/20 23:34:29 <Joshua Wise> He also said he wanted to steal more money from *real* disabled people.
18/04/20 23:34:37 <Christine> I Did Not!
18/04/20 23:34:42 <Joshua Wise> Finally
18/04/20 23:34:58 <Christine> Shut Up!
18/04/20 23:35:06 <Joshua Wise> He humbly requested that a cattle prod be stuck up his mom’s cunt.
18/04/20 23:35:41 <Christine> You offensive sick, lying creep, Pitohui!
18/04/20 23:35:53 <Joshua Wise> You said it, not me~
18/04/20 23:36:01 <Christine> I Never did.
18/04/20 23:36:11 <Christine> You are putting words into my mouth.
18/04/20 23:36:17 <Christine> Stop Doing That.
18/04/20 23:36:28 <Joshua Wise> I don’t need to.
18/04/20 23:36:34 <Joshua Wise> You already said it~
18/04/20 23:36:52 <Christine> I Never said Any of those things.
18/04/20 23:37:33 <Christine> Why don’t you go play some NES Duck Hunt, and let that dog laugh at you?
18/04/20 23:37:45 <Christine> *groan*
18/04/20 23:37:50 <Joshua Wise> That’s an insult?
18/04/20 23:38:05 <Joshua Wise> I’m actually great at Duck Hunt.
18/04/20 23:38:27 <Christine> I just want you to Shut Up and stop making up crap against me in front of Jesus Christ.
18/04/20 23:38:33 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have tard reflexes or rolls of fat weighing down my arms.
18/04/20 23:38:54 <Christine> Pitohui, I Loathe You.
18/04/20 23:39:12 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, say a real fucking insult.
18/04/20 23:39:21 <Christine> Okay.
18/04/20 23:39:26 <Joshua Wise> None of this pretentious shit.
18/04/20 23:39:29 <Christine> Pitohui, I Love You.
18/04/20 23:39:42 <Joshua Wise> A real insult you creep.
18/04/20 23:40:20 <Christine> Ugh.
18/04/20 23:40:40 <Christine> Anyway, Jesus, I am really not sure. And until a few months ago, I had not even heard of Wild Sonichu’s meth lab. If I had to guess, I’d say it probably stemmed from my ADD and my other past non-drug addictions.
18/04/20 23:41:05 <Joshua Wise> Don’t change the subject, porky.
18/04/20 23:41:17 <Christine> I was answering Jesus’ question.
18/04/20 23:41:29 <Joshua Wise> Whatever
18/04/20 23:41:38 <Joshua Wise> I see your mom.
18/04/20 23:42:04 <Joshua Wise> *Flicks the selector off Safety*
18/04/20 23:42:14 <Christine> You know I Will run right upstairs.
18/04/20 23:42:22 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.
18/04/20 23:42:36 <Joshua Wise> 7.62 will just tear through your fat
18/04/20 23:42:46 <Christine> I Need Her Alive.
18/04/20 23:42:51 <Joshua Wise> Okay.
18/04/20 23:42:57 <Christine> Until After I am moved out.
18/04/20 23:43:04 <Joshua Wise> *Shoots Cryzel’s leg instead*
18/04/20 23:43:45 <Christine> And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to.
18/04/20 23:43:52 <Christine> You Fucking Monster!
18/04/20 23:44:02 <Joshua Wise> Ahaahaahaahaaaaa
18/04/20 23:44:19 <Joshua Wise> Good luck running again.
18/04/20 23:44:19 <Christine> Cryzel!
18/04/20 23:44:26 <Christine> Ugh!
18/04/20 23:44:32 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine.
18/04/20 23:44:41 <Joshua Wise> I just blew her kneecap off.
18/04/20 23:44:57 <Christine> You SHOT Her in the leg, you Insatiable C-Word.
18/04/20 23:45:08 <Joshua Wise> C-word? Be a man.
18/04/20 23:45:20 <Joshua Wise> *Blows her other kneecap off*
18/04/20 23:45:38 <Christine> Pitohui, You CUNT!!!
18/04/20 23:45:50 <Joshua Wise> There we go~!
18/04/20 23:45:57 <Joshua Wise> And guess what?
18/04/20 23:46:04 <Joshua Wise> Mine is the real thing~
18/04/20 23:46:35 <Joshua Wise> Yours is just gonna be one in looks, but no womb~
18/04/20 23:47:56 <Christine> YOU FUCKING DAMNED CUNT, PITOHUI! YOU HEAL MY WIFE’S LEGS, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OR I GO ON COMPLIMENTING YOUR DAMNED BEAUTIFUL BODY AGAIN WITH GREATEST KINDNESS THAT WILL SICKEN YOU TO NO FREAKING ENDS!!!
18/04/20 23:48:17 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead fatty
18/04/20 23:48:38 <Joshua Wise> Unlike you, I have a nice body~
18/04/20 23:50:04 <Joshua Wise> How much soy sauce did you have to guzzle to get the figure of a single obese cat lady?
18/04/20 23:50:20 <Joshua Wise> Besides,
18/04/20 23:50:31 <Joshua Wise> I’m late to pool with LLEN!
18/04/20 23:50:44 <Joshua Wise> Billiards and suffering are fun~
18/04/20 23:51:43 <Christine> Ironically, right now, I can’t help but say “OH, LORD!”
18/04/20 23:51:54 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_pool.PNG
18/04/20 23:52:14 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool while Cryzel cries for help*
18/04/20 23:52:30 <Christine> Cryzel!!!
18/04/20 23:52:54 <Joshua Wise> This is a fun way to start a Friday~
18/04/20 23:53:17 <Christine> YOU FUCKING BITCH!
18/04/20 23:53:23 <Christine> PITOHUI!!!
18/04/20 23:53:27 <Joshua Wise> Yes~?
18/04/20 23:54:00 <Joshua Wise> *noms pizza as Cryzel tries to crawl into the room*
18/04/20 23:54:46 <Christine> Jesus?
18/04/20 23:55:29 <Joshua Wise> *flicks pebbles at Cryzel*
18/04/20 23:56:06 <Christine> Jesus, Please Help and Heal my wife!
18/04/20 23:56:20 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, take the wheel!
18/04/20 23:56:40 <Joshua Wise> Hey Christine?
18/04/20 23:56:58 <Joshua Wise> Wanna hear my impression of Roberta?
18/04/20 23:57:16 <Joshua Wise> *DURR I’M DEAD!!*
18/04/20 23:57:57 <Christine> Shut Up, Whore..
18/04/20 23:58:28 <Joshua Wise> And I’m supposed to take this from *Stephanie Bustcakes*?
18/04/20 23:59:17 <Joshua Wise> Besides, I’d say I was pretty spot-on with that impression.
18/04/21 0:00:07 <Christine> The only way you would be Truly Spot-On with that impression is if you went outside and let yourself be hit by an 18-Wheeler, right to the face and breasts.
18/04/21 0:00:25 <Christine> And I may as well add your cooch as well.
18/04/21 0:01:02 <Joshua Wise> That’s a weak insult.
18/04/21 0:01:12 <Joshua Wise> I’m laughing pretty hard!
18/04/21 0:02:41 <Stephen Boyd> Christian you haven't a place in my kingdom with that language pottypants.
18/04/21 0:03:01 <Christine> Yes, my Lord.
18/04/21 0:03:23 <Stephen Boyd> For these transgressions you will APOLOGIZE and give Miss Pitohui whatever she desires.
18/04/21 0:06:04 <Christine> Pitohui, I am sorry for throwing insults left and right at you. And whatever you desire from me, personally and not through the pain and suffering of anyone else at all, I will be more than humble to oblige.
18/04/21 0:06:40 <Joshua Wise> I want you to kick Magi-Chan in the dick
18/04/21 0:06:43 <Joshua Wise> HARD
18/04/21 0:06:57 <Christine> Next time I see him, I will do that.
18/04/21 0:07:21 <Joshua Wise> I want you to name your child “Mistake”
18/04/21 0:07:45 <Christine> I will name one of my children “Mistake”.
18/04/21 0:08:03 <Joshua Wise> Name them all Mistake.
18/04/21 0:08:11 <Christine> That is too much
18/04/21 0:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Just the kids you have with Cryzel
18/04/21 0:08:47 <Christine> Aside from those who are reborn through us?
18/04/21 0:09:13 <Joshua Wise> Yeah
18/04/21 0:09:46 <Christine> Alright, I will name each of all of the other children I have with Cryzel, “Mistake”.
18/04/21 0:10:18 <Christine> Anything else?
18/04/21 0:10:26 <Stephen Boyd> I've got one.
18/04/21 0:10:38 <Stephen Boyd> Punch yourself in the breast until you vomit.
18/04/21 0:11:09 <Joshua Wise> I want every Sonichu to get maced during dinner.
18/04/21 0:11:20 <Christine> Just making sure, is that a request from Jesus, or is that you, Professor?
18/04/21 0:11:35 <Stephen Boyd> It's still Jesus.
18/04/21 0:11:50 <Stephen Boyd> Miss Gwendolyn has gone to see a movie.
18/04/21 0:12:03 <Christine> I will punch myself hard in the breasts after this conversation is done.
18/04/21 0:12:39 <Stephen Boyd> Then give Gwendolyn money.
18/04/21 0:12:42 <Christine> Pitohui, you may mace as many Sonichus as you wish tonight.
18/04/21 0:12:52 <Stephen Boyd> SO SAYETH CHRIST YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
18/04/21 0:13:11 <Christine> I can’t give any more money until next month, but that is my plan.
18/04/21 0:13:23 <Stephen Boyd> Double it then!
18/04/21 0:13:46 <Christine> I won’t be able to donate to the Goddesses if I do that.
18/04/21 0:13:57 <Joshua Wise> No no, it has to be a state law.
18/04/21 0:15:02 <Christine> No. That is going too far.
18/04/21 0:15:27 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
18/04/21 0:16:16 <Christine> I have experienced that pepper spray mace for myself, and I can’t have my people constantly having to suffer to it every night.
18/04/21 0:16:25 <Christine> They’re already suffering enough.
18/04/21 0:16:31 <Joshua Wise> Too bad~
18/04/21 0:16:53 <Christine> Ugh.
18/04/21 0:16:56 <Christine> Fine!
18/04/21 0:17:31 <Christine> Until further notice, it will be a state law there in Cwcville to mace every Sonichu at dinner time.
18/04/21 0:17:56 <Joshua Wise> Also every pregnant Rosechu has to be kicked in the stomach or pushed down a flight of stairs.
18/04/21 0:18:18 <Christine> YOU!!!!!
18/04/21 0:18:34 <Joshua Wise> Yes, Soulja boy?
18/04/21 0:20:24 <Christine> I’m going to punch myself in the breasts now; and No kicking or punching any pregnant Rosechu, and NO pushing Anyone down flights of stairs!
18/04/21 0:20:51 <Joshua Wise> *Shoves a Pregnant Cera down a flight of stairs*
18/04/21 0:22:11 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~
18/04/21 0:32:17 <Christine> By the way, does the name “Dio Brando” mean anything to y’all?
18/04/21 0:33:12 <Christine> Or the term, “Stand User”?
18/04/21 0:33:35 <Joshua Wise> Dio Brando?
18/04/21 0:36:56 <Joshua Wise> Why?
18/04/21 0:38:44 <Joshua Wise> He died a long time ago.
18/04/21 0:39:30 <Joshua Wise> Leave that Jojo shit outta this conversation, fatty.
18/04/21 0:39:56 <Joshua Wise> *Kicks Cryzel down the stairs too*
18/04/21 0:45:31 <Stephen Boyd> Why would such a forsaken name be brought up my child?
18/04/21 0:48:16 <Stephen Boyd> Christine answer me o be forsaken youself.
18/04/21 1:23:10 <Joshua Wise> Chris went to go drink butter.
18/04/21 1:23:54 <Christine> I do not drink butter
18/04/21 1:24:14 <Joshua Wise> There he is after his butter coma.
18/04/21 1:25:03 <Joshua Wise> What do you think, Cryzel~?
18/04/21 1:25:10 <Joshua Wise> *she wheezes*
18/04/21 1:25:10 <Christine> Anyway, I do not know that individual; the name was told to me by a a fan, that this Dio was trolling me.
18/04/21 1:25:19 <Christine> Cryzel!
18/04/21 1:25:24 <Joshua Wise> Hold up.
18/04/21 1:25:28 <Joshua Wise> *Dio*
18/04/21 1:25:54 <Joshua Wise> How is Dio trolling you?
18/04/21 1:27:10 <Christine> From what I had heard, something about”Stand Power, “The World”” to screw things up for me.
18/04/21 1:27:39 <Joshua Wise> Odd
18/04/21 1:28:23 <Christine> Yes. That is all I know of that individual.
18/04/21 1:28:40 <Joshua Wise> Who is the fan that told you this?
18/04/21 1:29:41 <Christine> The one who sent me the $650 recently, his name is Jack, from New York, with a few friends; told me they were all on my side. Jack is autistic too.
18/04/21 1:30:35 <Christine> He also mentions that this Dio is the main Troll they found.
18/04/21 1:30:51 <Joshua Wise> I think they’re trolling you.
18/04/21 1:31:08 <Joshua Wise> The only Dio of that name died a looooong time ago.
18/04/21 1:31:19 <Joshua Wise> You are right though.
18/04/21 1:31:52 <Joshua Wise> He *is* autistic if he paid you $650 just to attend an event he could laugh at you from.
18/04/21 1:32:09 <Joshua Wise> $650
18/04/21 1:32:25 <Joshua Wise> That’s almost $1000.
18/04/21 1:32:51 <Joshua Wise> There’s lots of better ways he could have spent that money.
18/04/21 1:32:58 <Joshua Wise> But *trolling*?
18/04/21 1:33:10 <Joshua Wise> Just wow.
18/04/21 1:34:32 <Stephen Boyd> Tell this Jack to wire you two grand to see if "The World" is in motion. -Gwen
18/04/21 1:34:43 <Stephen Boyd> I found Alan Moore on my home terminal.
18/04/21 1:35:05 <Christine> Also, I looked on my Twitter, someone named “Jailhouse Rui” said that I needed my Cutie Mark or Sonichu to be able to stand against the World’s ability, as “A Stand User can only be defeated by another Stand User.”
18/04/21 1:35:18 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
18/04/21 1:35:28 <Joshua Wise> *She coughs and wheezes*
18/04/21 1:36:18 <Christine> Cryzel! Please, stay alive. I wish I could help you recover from here.
18/04/21 1:36:34 <Christine> And, I will relay that message to Jack, Professor.
18/04/21 1:40:21 <Joshua Wise> *Spills hot coffee on her*
18/04/21 1:40:26 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~!
18/04/21 1:40:38 <Christine> YOU BITCH!!!
18/04/21 1:40:49 <Christine> STOP ABUSING CRYZEL!!!
18/04/21 1:41:17 <Christine> YOU’RE ONLY MAKING ME MORE UPSET WITH YOU!
18/04/21 1:41:24 <Joshua Wise> Ha
18/04/21 1:41:30 <Joshua Wise> That’s funny.
18/04/21 1:41:40 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
18/04/21 1:41:54 <Joshua Wise> *she gags*
18/04/21 1:41:57 <Christine> Let Her Go!
18/04/21 1:42:44 <Christine> I punched myself in the breasts for her, and by Jesus’ request.
18/04/21 1:42:58 <Joshua Wise> Your species man, don’t they know it’s rude to text at the dinner table?
18/04/21 1:43:47 <Joshua Wise> *stabs Cryzel in the shoulder with a fondue fork and snatched her phone*
18/04/21 1:44:01 <Christine> STOP IT PITOHUI!!!
18/04/21 1:44:10 <Christine> STOP TORTURING HER!
18/04/21 1:44:15 <Joshua Wise> Ah, a text meant for Magi-Chan!
18/04/21 1:44:34 <Joshua Wise> *With Pitohui*
18/04/21 1:44:44 <Joshua Wise> Oh, you’ll love this next part.
18/04/21 1:44:52 <Joshua Wise> *HELP!!*
18/04/21 1:45:15 <Christine> Shit!
18/04/21 1:45:27 <Joshua Wise> You don’t text for help, you cry for help.
18/04/21 1:45:43 <Joshua Wise> *yanks her from the table and walks her to the balcony*
18/04/21 1:45:58 <Christine> STOP THIS PITOHUI!!!
18/04/21 1:46:00 <Joshua Wise> Wanna call for help, you do it right.
18/04/21 1:46:06 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.
18/04/21 1:46:20 <Joshua Wise> *She whimpers for help*
18/04/21 1:46:23 <Christine> LEAVE CRYZEL AONE!
18/04/21 1:46:29 <Christine> CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:46:44 <Joshua Wise> From you diaphragm, dear!
18/04/21 1:46:58 <Joshua Wise> *whimpers help a little louder*
18/04/21 1:47:04 <Joshua Wise> Like this;
18/04/21 1:47:14 <Joshua Wise> HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
18/04/21 1:47:31 <Joshua Wise> *she screams for help until Pitohui stops her*
18/04/21 1:47:38 <Joshua Wise> Hear that?
18/04/21 1:48:13 <Christine> I heard. Now, Stop Torturing Cryzel!!!
18/04/21 1:48:46 <Joshua Wise> Nobody is coming~
18/04/21 1:48:51 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
18/04/21 1:49:02 <Joshua Wise> *slams her back into the table*
18/04/21 1:49:55 <Joshua Wise> *yanks the fork from her back*
18/04/21 1:51:04 <Joshua Wise> You were saying, Chris?
18/04/21 1:51:34 <Joshua Wise> Chris?
18/04/21 1:52:01 <Christine> I’m right here, Bitch.
18/04/21 1:52:09 <Joshua Wise> Good~
18/04/21 1:52:57 <Joshua Wise> *Gives Cryzel a gun*
18/04/21 1:53:03 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead~
18/04/21 1:53:12 <Christine> NO!
18/04/21 1:53:14 <Joshua Wise> You wanna shoot me, right?
18/04/21 1:53:23 <Christine> DON’T FIRE THAT GUN, CRYZEL!!!
18/04/21 1:53:25 <Joshua Wise> I’m giving you the shot.
18/04/21 1:53:31 <Joshua Wise> Go on~
18/04/21 1:53:41 <Christine> IT WILL RECOIL ON YOU!
18/04/21 1:53:46 <Christine> DO NOT FIRE!
18/04/21 1:53:57 <Joshua Wise> You don’t even know what recoil is.
18/04/21 1:54:29 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT, CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:55:03 <Christine> Pitohui is trying to trick you in hurting yourself with a faulty gun.
18/04/21 1:55:09 <Joshua Wise> Faulty?
18/04/21 1:55:22 <Christine> Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.
18/04/21 1:55:26 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, do you even understand what recoil is?
18/04/21 1:55:40 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT THAT GUN, CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:55:42 <Joshua Wise> Recoil is the force you feel from firing a gun.
18/04/21 1:56:26 <Joshua Wise> *she takes the gun*
18/04/21 1:56:31 <Joshua Wise> Excellent~
18/04/21 1:56:37 <Joshua Wise> Now~
18/04/21 1:56:44 <Joshua Wise> Squeeze the trigger~
18/04/21 1:56:53 <Christine> Cryzel, Don’t Do It!
18/04/21 1:56:55 <Joshua Wise> I’ll make it easier~
18/04/21 1:57:09 <Joshua Wise> *places my forehead against the barrel*
18/04/21 1:57:18 <Joshua Wise> Do it~
18/04/21 1:57:41 <Joshua Wise> *She squeezes the trigger in anger, but the gun clicks empty*
18/04/21 1:57:58 <Christine> I TOLD YOU, CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:58:03 <Joshua Wise> Ahahahaaa
18/04/21 1:58:10 <Joshua Wise> It wasn’t loaded!
18/04/21 1:59:05 <Christine> She was Toying with You! I Tried to tell you!
18/04/21 1:59:22 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, you told her recoil meant a faulty gun.
18/04/21 1:59:36 <Christine> No, I did not say that.
18/04/21 1:59:41 <Joshua Wise> You did.
18/04/21 2:00:01 <Joshua Wise> *”Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.”*
18/04/21 2:00:18 <Christine> I was right that the gun was faulty, because it was not loaded. And I Knew recoil was the force from firing the gun.
18/04/21 2:00:20 <Joshua Wise> They hurt themselves from not understanding how recoil works.
18/04/21 2:00:29 <Christine> Exactly.
18/04/21 2:00:29 <Joshua Wise> Chris
18/04/21 2:00:42 <Joshua Wise> Faulty and not loaded are not the same thing....
18/04/21 2:01:08 <Joshua Wise> That’s not faulty
18/04/21 2:01:22 <Joshua Wise> Maybe you just don’t know the definition of faulty?
18/04/21 2:01:36 <Christine> I Know what faulty means.
18/04/21 2:01:46 <Joshua Wise> No you don’t.
18/04/21 2:02:43 <Christine> It means that the item in question is not up to spec with the typical design of the norm of the same item, and therefore making the item not only useless and not-functional, but also potentially hazardous and dangerous to the user.
18/04/21 2:04:27 <Christine> And the fact that the gun had nothing to fire in it, meant that it’s primary function was non-functional. Therefore: it was a faulty weapon.
18/04/21 2:04:33 <Joshua Wise> Good job googling
18/04/21 2:04:53 <Christine> Googled with my mind. Not my phone.
18/04/21 2:05:02 <Joshua Wise> exceptional individual
18/04/21 2:05:30 <Christine> Says the one who recognizes another.
18/04/21 2:05:59 <Joshua Wise> How long did you take to get your degree again?
18/04/21 2:06:11 <Christine> Five years.
18/04/21 2:06:21 <Joshua Wise> For that degree?
18/04/21 2:06:37 <Christine> It would have been sooner if I had not been banned from PVCC that one year.
18/04/21 2:06:49 <Joshua Wise> Excuses excuses
18/04/21 2:07:30 <Christine> I wish I had never hit on Vert at all that day with the meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, in ANY Timeline.
18/04/21 2:08:34 <Joshua Wise> And you call *me* an exceptional individual.
18/04/21 2:09:16 <Christine> If the insulter knows the word to call another who is one.
18/04/21 2:10:05 <Joshua Wise> Oh nice comeback. Your mommy give it to you on paper?
18/04/21 2:10:38 <Christine> No, it came to me by email into the computer in my brain.
18/04/21 2:12:32 <Joshua Wise> I had to take a moment to regain myself after laughing.
18/04/21 2:12:51 <Christine> I’m so glad I could entertain you
18/04/21 2:12:59 <Joshua Wise> What drugs are you on, tubby?
18/04/21 2:13:13 <Christine> I have not taken any drugs tonight.
18/04/21 2:13:23 <Joshua Wise> Oh sorry
18/04/21 2:13:27 <Christine> If anyone’s on something, it might be you.
18/04/21 2:13:29 <Joshua Wise> *”Meds”*
18/04/21 2:13:43 <Christine> You’re High on your Swedish Butter.
18/04/21 2:13:52 <Joshua Wise> Oh yes, you’re right. I am on something.
18/04/21 2:14:02 <Joshua Wise> My boot on Cryzel’s head~
18/04/21 2:14:25 <Christine> Get your foot off her Right Now!
18/04/21 2:14:34 <Joshua Wise> *Presses down hard*
18/04/21 2:14:39 <Joshua Wise> Nope~
18/04/21 2:15:23 <Christine> You know, perhaps My head alone should be more appropriate for your boot; it’s so thick-headed.
18/04/21 2:15:57 <Christine> I’m as thick as a football helmet.
18/04/21 2:16:24 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
18/04/21 2:16:26 <Christine> One that Nick Saban personally approved.
18/04/21 2:17:00 <Joshua Wise> Oh~?
18/04/21 2:17:09 <Christine> Yup
18/04/21 2:17:41 <Christine> He liked it so much, he had me cloned, so helmets could be made from my thick head.
18/04/21 2:18:42 <Christine> Oh, and my penis makes a great kicking tee; it’s bent right to keep the ball propped up.
18/04/21 2:19:31 <Christine> Where my dick ought to be all along, with the balls.
18/04/21 2:19:37 <Joshua Wise> *presses harder*
18/04/21 2:20:30 <Christine> Cryzel’s Head is not worthy of the strength of your boot.
18/04/21 2:20:51 <Christine> You should find a head more worthy of your boot.
18/04/21 2:21:05 <Christine> Maybe your own.
18/04/21 2:22:02 <Christine> What will it take for you to stop torturing Cryzel?
18/04/21 2:23:42 <Joshua Wise> Beg
18/04/21 2:23:55 <Joshua Wise> Get on your knees in a video and beg
18/04/21 2:24:06 <Joshua Wise> You may google drive for now.
18/04/21 2:24:51 <Christine> That is actually fair
18/04/21 2:25:03 <Joshua Wise> *presses into Cryzel’s shattered legs*
18/04/21 2:25:24 <Christine> I am on my knees right now. Please stop, and hold on while I record.
18/04/21 2:25:44 <Joshua Wise> You’ve got thirty seconds, fatbody.
18/04/21 2:27:36 <Christine> Recorded
18/04/21 2:27:40 <Christine> It’s uploading
18/04/21 2:28:18 <Christine> Also, I have new information on “The World” thing Jack mentioned, from Jack.
18/04/21 2:28:55 <Christine> He said, ““The World” is basically this elaborate plot to troll you at BronyCon. It didn’t happen at MAGfest, fortunately. That was only because nobody knew you would show up.”
18/04/21 2:29:57 <Christine> He is part of a group who wishes to keep me safe at the BronyCon, at least, and I quote him, “The Stardust Crusaders are an elite task force assembled solely for the benefit of ensuring that Christine Weston Chandler, ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu and Rosechu has a safe con visit.”
18/04/21 2:30:52 <Christine> Anyway, the video is uploaded and processing.
18/04/21 2:30:56 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7736-webm.494908/
18/04/21 2:32:20 <Christine> And I would surmise that the Troll leading this “World” plan is this “Dio Brando” he mentioned earlier.
18/04/21 2:33:04 <Joshua Wise> Not pleased with your video.
18/04/21 2:33:18 <Joshua Wise> *whips Cryzel*
18/04/21 2:33:35 <Christine> Leave Cryzel Alone!
18/04/21 2:34:02 <Christine> I gave you information about a bunch of trolls who will be Trolling at BronyCon this year.
18/04/21 2:34:15 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
18/04/21 2:34:37 <Joshua Wise> But the video was all I asked, and you didn’t deliver~
18/04/21 2:34:48 <Christine> I Did Deliver.
18/04/21 2:34:54 <Christine> I Begged You
18/04/21 2:35:18 <Joshua Wise> None of your tard “I will mom” tone.
18/04/21 2:35:49 <Christine> Okay, you lost me. “I will mom”? What’s that mean?
18/04/21 2:36:30 <Joshua Wise> You always sound monotone and annoyed when someone ask you to do something.
18/04/21 2:37:33 <Joshua Wise> I want you to *beg* like the old bitch you are~
18/04/21 2:37:40 <Joshua Wise> Cry and shout.
18/04/21 2:37:51 <Christine> Hold on
18/04/21 2:38:14 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have all night, fatass.
18/04/21 2:39:49 <Christine> Uploading new video
18/04/21 2:40:22 <Christine> I don’t have all night either, and I should have been in bed 40 minutes ago.
18/04/21 2:40:41 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7737-webm.494909/
18/04/21 2:42:17 <Joshua Wise> Too bad
18/04/21 2:42:21 <Joshua Wise> It’s Friday
18/04/21 2:43:18 <Christine> I was not monotoned in this video.
18/04/21 2:45:38 <Joshua Wise> I’ll be the judge of that
18/04/21 2:45:48 <Joshua Wise> Stay up with me and Cryzel
18/04/21 2:46:04 <Christine> Yes
18/04/21 2:47:20 <Joshua Wise> You kept saying my name wrong, you moron.
18/04/21 2:47:39 <Joshua Wise> Do it again
18/04/21 2:48:09 <Christine> How is your name pronounced?
18/04/21 2:48:49 <Joshua Wise> I’ll sound it out for you since your tard Southern dialect will likely butcher it again.
18/04/21 2:49:04 <Christine> Okay
18/04/21 2:49:15 <Joshua Wise> P-Toe-Hwee
18/04/21 2:49:40 <Christine> Alright. I need a moment; I have to pee, then I will record again.
18/04/21 2:49:49 <Joshua Wise> No
18/04/21 2:50:02 <Joshua Wise> Pee there and record yourself begging.
18/04/21 2:50:12 <Christine> Fine.
18/04/21 2:52:43 <Christine> Uploading
18/04/21 2:53:27 <Joshua Wise> I'll be waiting.
18/04/21 2:53:42 <Joshua Wise> You won't get to rest until you say it right after all~
18/04/21 2:54:13 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7738-webm.494911/
18/04/21 2:56:04 <Joshua Wise> Just waiting for it to process entirely.
18/04/21 2:56:49 <Christine> I’m staying up and doing all this for you, Cryzel.
18/04/21 2:56:59 <Joshua Wise> You hear that, Cryzel?
18/04/21 2:57:13 <Joshua Wise> *Digs my heel into her leg*
18/04/21 2:57:49 <Joshua Wise> *She wheezes*
18/04/21 2:58:03 <Christine> I would never stay up late for the bitch who is torturing you and I right now. Although, I realize you are hurting worse than I am feeling.
18/04/21 2:58:31 <Christine> I am really sorry this is happening to you, honey.
18/04/21 2:58:42 <Joshua Wise> Daww
18/04/21 2:58:45 <Joshua Wise> You hear that?
18/04/21 2:59:02 <Joshua Wise> He obviously has a boner for me if he's willing to give me a name and not you~
18/04/21 2:59:18 <Christine> NO
18/04/21 2:59:24 <Christine> Cryzel is my Honey
18/04/21 2:59:29 <Joshua Wise> Ya sure?
18/04/21 2:59:29 <Christine> Not You, Pitohui
18/04/21 2:59:40 <Joshua Wise> Look at what he typed~*Shows Cryzel the phone*
18/04/21 3:00:07 <Christine> Cryzel knows I call her my Honey, and Love.
18/04/21 3:00:29 <Joshua Wise> *She cries*
18/04/21 3:00:36 <Joshua Wise> Awwwww
18/04/21 3:00:41 <Joshua Wise> That's unfortunate~
18/04/21 3:01:03 <Christine> DAMN MY MISWORDING!
18/04/21 3:01:25 <Joshua Wise> You said my name wrong *AGAIN*
18/04/21 3:01:45 <Christine> P-Toe-Hwee
18/04/21 3:01:49 <Joshua Wise> Yeah
18/04/21 3:01:57 <Joshua Wise> you said P'tohui.
18/04/21 3:02:03 <Joshua Wise> Not Pitohui.
18/04/21 3:02:23 <Christine> I’m getting on my knees again.
18/04/21 3:03:07 <Joshua Wise> I guess an inbred tard like you will still say it wrong.
18/04/21 3:04:31 <Christine> Uploading
18/04/21 3:05:29 <Joshua Wise> You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.
18/04/21 3:05:47 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7741-webm.494915/
18/04/21 3:06:09 <Christine> That “Toe” is pronounced “Two”?
18/04/21 3:06:20 <Joshua Wise> o
18/04/21 3:06:22 <Joshua Wise> No
18/04/21 3:06:37 <Joshua Wise> How sad, Cryzel.
18/04/21 3:06:48 <Joshua Wise> Your hubby can't even say names right~
18/04/21 3:06:55 <Christine> You said, “You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.”
18/04/21 3:06:56 <Joshua Wise> *digs into her wound*
18/04/21 3:07:03 <Joshua Wise> Is
18/04/21 3:07:08 <Joshua Wise> The letter I
18/04/21 3:07:20 <Christine> Pitohui
18/04/21 3:07:41 <Joshua Wise> Yeah but tard mouth Chrissy here keeps saying P'tohui.
18/04/21 3:07:57 <Joshua Wise> Like my name is that hard.
18/04/21 3:08:28 <Christine> Pronounced like the letter “P”, then “toe”, then “hwee”.
18/04/21 3:09:18 <Joshua Wise> Yes, what is so hard about that?
18/04/21 3:09:21 <Christine> To accentuate the first “I” would make the first syllable sound like “Pi”.
18/04/21 3:09:33 <Joshua Wise> Jesus...
18/04/21 3:09:37 <Joshua Wise> PEE
18/04/21 3:09:38 <Christine> And I did pronounce it like “P”
18/04/21 3:09:39 <Joshua Wise> PEE
18/04/21 3:09:54 <Christine> Right, “PEE” is the first syllable
18/04/21 3:10:02 <Joshua Wise> Say PEE like the fucking alphabet.
18/04/21 3:10:09 <Christine> P
18/04/21 3:10:16 <Joshua Wise> Oh my fucking....
18/04/21 3:10:24 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's wound*
18/04/21 3:10:44 <Christine> How did the video turn out?
18/04/21 3:10:45 <Joshua Wise> Understand now?
18/04/21 3:10:49 <Christine> Yes
18/04/21 3:11:37 <Joshua Wise> Even now you *still* butcher my name.
18/04/21 3:11:55 <Christine> What did I get wrong this time?
18/04/21 3:12:17 <Joshua Wise> You still mispronounced the *Pito* part.
18/04/21 3:12:49 <Joshua Wise> Fuck it
18/04/21 3:12:52 <Joshua Wise> No more.
18/04/21 3:13:02 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's tail*
18/04/21 3:14:00 <Joshua Wise> I want another video from you now.
18/04/21 3:14:34 <Christine> What do you want now?
18/04/21 3:14:52 <Joshua Wise> I want you to scream Allstar.
18/04/21 3:14:58 <Joshua Wise> on camera.
18/04/21 3:15:18 <Christine> Just the one word?
18/04/21 3:15:28 <Joshua Wise> The song, you idiot.
18/04/21 3:15:55 <Christine> I need to locate the lyrics. Hold on.
18/04/21 3:16:15 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw
18/04/21 3:16:16 <Joshua Wise> Here
18/04/21 3:16:29 <Christine> Give me a few minutes.
18/04/21 3:17:10 <Joshua Wise> and I want you to dance like you're constipated and angry.
18/04/21 3:17:57 <Christine> Well, I’m definitely Angry, but not as angry as Kratos on any day of the week.
18/04/21 3:20:48 <Joshua Wise> Dance like an angry constipated indian.
18/04/21 3:24:23 <Christine> Uploading, and I danced like I was constipated.
18/04/21 3:24:48 <Christine> And my throat feels soar.
18/04/21 3:25:12 <Joshua Wise> Let's see~
18/04/21 3:27:04 <Christine> The only positive I will give you now is that you’ve made me burn a thousand calories tonight
18/04/21 3:27:43 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7739-webm.494914/
18/04/21 3:27:43 <Joshua Wise> Post the link
18/04/21 3:27:45 <Joshua Wise> good
18/04/21 3:29:30 <Joshua Wise> waiting for it to finish processing.
18/04/21 3:29:56 <Christine> If I can afford to get one, I’m getting an Aria Smart Scale, so my weight loss progress can be tracked digitally as well.
18/04/21 3:32:28 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, did you actually *Listen* to the song?
18/04/21 3:32:39 <Christine> I Did, many times.
18/04/21 3:32:47 <Joshua Wise> Meh
18/04/21 3:32:49 <Joshua Wise> passable.
18/04/21 3:32:52 <Christine> Okay
18/04/21 3:33:00 <Joshua Wise> Stay for the fun~!
18/04/21 3:33:08 <Joshua Wise> we're just letting loose~!
18/04/21 3:33:19 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel falls back onto the floor*
18/04/21 3:33:24 <Christine> Cryzel!
18/04/21 3:33:30 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, she's seizing out.
18/04/21 3:33:43 <Joshua Wise> I know what to do, don't worry!
18/04/21 3:34:45 <Joshua Wise> Don't worry Chris, I know how to help.
18/04/21 3:35:04 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_pool.PNG
18/04/21 3:35:45 <Christine> That picture does not make me feel any better.
18/04/21 3:36:06 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool with LLEN while Cryzel has a seizure on the floor*
18/04/21 3:36:28 <Christine> You did this to my Honey, you Bitch; you tortured and stressed Cryzel out Beyond Her Limits!!!
18/04/21 3:36:43 <Joshua Wise> P-Pito...this isn't right.-LLEN
18/04/21 3:36:56 <Joshua Wise> You're right LLEN...this isn't.-Pitohui
18/04/21 3:37:04 <Joshua Wise> I know what I really need to do...
18/04/21 3:37:44 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry Chris, I know what I really have to do.
18/04/21 3:37:59 <Joshua Wise> *Turns on the radio and cranks it up as we resume playing*
18/04/21 3:38:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZmacYXRBY
18/04/21 3:38:09 <Christine> You Bitch!
18/04/21 3:38:41 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_yawn.PNG
18/04/21 3:38:48 <Christine> You Fucked Up, Sociopathic, Crazy, Sick and Murderous CUNT!!!!
18/04/21 3:38:51 <Joshua Wise> No no...you're right
18/04/21 3:38:58 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry, this seriously is wrong.
18/04/21 3:39:02 <Joshua Wise> I'll fix it now.
18/04/21 3:39:14 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the song*
18/04/21 3:39:16 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0
18/04/21 3:39:28 <Christine> NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
18/04/21 3:39:36 <Christine> HELP MY WIFE!!!
18/04/21 3:39:40 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay
18/04/21 3:39:51 <Joshua Wise> She not a Tony Hawk fan?
18/04/21 3:40:08 <Joshua Wise> C'mon, this is classic Pro skater music.
18/04/21 3:40:09 <Christine> GET CRYZEL TO A GOOD HOSPITAL INMEDIATELY!!!!!!
18/04/21 3:40:15 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay.
18/04/21 3:40:30 <Joshua Wise> *Drags her behind me into the car with LLEN.*
18/04/21 3:41:36 <Christine> AND MAKE SURE SHE IS CHECKED IN, AND IS IN A ROOM WITH A DOCTOR CALMING CRYZEL DOWN AND HEALING HER WITH MEDICAL TREATMENTS; NOT SEX OR VIOLENCE!!!!
18/04/21 3:42:53 <Joshua Wise> *The engine finally turns on as the radio turns on*
18/04/21 3:43:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1BtpkNrtQ
18/04/21 3:44:38 <Stephen Boyd> Christian it's Jesus... -Jesus
18/04/21 3:44:50 <Stephen Boyd> I'm disappointed in your language.
18/04/21 3:45:09 <Stephen Boyd> For that you have forsaken me and I'm not sure I want you to return to my flock this time.
18/04/21 3:45:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh hey Jesus.
18/04/21 3:45:32 <Joshua Wise> I'm taking Cryzel to the hospital.
18/04/21 3:45:36 <Joshua Wise> Wanna come with me?
18/04/21 3:45:43 <Christine> Pitohui has tortured Cryzel by shooting her in both knees, and putting a boot to her injuries and her head and tail.
18/04/21 3:45:59 <Stephen Boyd> I've got to go before Miss Gwendolyn discovers I used her items again.
18/04/21 3:46:22 <Joshua Wise> Gwen, come with us. We're going on a girls' night~!
18/04/21 3:46:27 <Stephen Boyd> Christian I told you as long as it's not YOURSELF being harmed karma will fix this.
18/04/21 3:46:45 <Joshua Wise> *Turns up Aaron Lewis*
18/04/21 3:46:48 <Christine> Huh? Karma?
18/04/21 3:46:49 <Stephen Boyd> Still Jesus. Miss Gwendolyn is asleep.
18/04/21 3:46:58 <Stephen Boyd> Oh my dad Christian...
18/04/21 3:47:05 <Stephen Boyd> TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
18/04/21 3:47:07 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.
18/04/21 3:47:23 <Stephen Boyd> Now I'm leaving until I cna sneak on next. Good Night.
18/04/21 3:48:12 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off hard as the radio blares*
18/04/21 3:50:06 <Christine> He actually told me to “Turn the other cheek”, and in that sense, turn a blind eye to the events.
18/04/21 3:50:36 <Joshua Wise> *turns up the volume*
18/04/21 3:50:39 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9RMdcFQAw
18/04/21 3:50:54 <Joshua Wise> *Takes a sharp turn as Cryzel bumps around in the back*
18/04/21 3:52:44 <Joshua Wise> *Pulls up into the drive-thru of Hardees*
18/04/21 3:54:18 <Joshua Wise> Mmmm, not Carl's Jr. but it's still the same.
18/04/21 3:55:58 <Joshua Wise> Yo Chris, what do you think of Hardees?
18/04/21 3:56:31 <Joshua Wise> You certainly are a connoisseur of fast food.
18/04/21 3:58:13 <Christine> Hardees is whatever to me.
18/04/21 3:58:20 <Christine> I’m Very Sorry this is all happening to you, Cryzel, my Honey and my Love. It really hurts me to hear you’re going through so much pain and torture. I am even more sorry that I had not listened more attentively. I Promise, Cryzel Chandler Rosechu, I will do better to listen and be receptive to and for you. And our first movie night together after you return, “Silent Hill”, like you wanted. I must look the other way for now of Pitohui and her misconduct. Please, forgive me in doing that, Honey. I am always thinking and worrying about you. Also, along with you, I, too, worry about our Hubby, Magi-Chan. Please, respond and talk with me as soon as you recover, or after you’ve had enough time away from me; as you feel and like. Be Safe and Well, Cryzel, my Honey and Love.
18/04/21 3:58:35 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
18/04/21 3:58:40 <Joshua Wise> *Turns the radio up*
18/04/21 3:59:00 <Joshua Wise> Good thing I already ordered while I waited for a response.
18/04/21 4:00:06 <Joshua Wise> Pito...I don't like this music. Can we play something else?-LLEN
18/04/21 4:00:37 <Joshua Wise> Oh okay.-Pitohui
18/04/21 4:00:42 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the station*
18/04/21 4:00:45 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY
18/04/21 4:00:54 <Joshua Wise> Okay Chris, I got our food.
18/04/21 4:01:00 <Joshua Wise> We'll go to the hospital.
18/04/21 4:01:05 <Joshua Wise> Well, after we stop and eat~
18/04/21 4:01:30 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel starts having another seizure*
18/04/21 4:03:32 <Joshua Wise> Chris?
18/04/21 4:03:46 <Joshua Wise> <@!429821319643660290>
18/04/21 4:04:22 <Christine> Alright
18/04/21 4:04:39 <Joshua Wise> *We both eat as Cryzel gags violently*
18/04/21 4:05:17 <Joshua Wise> Mmmmmmm
18/04/21 4:05:22 <Joshua Wise> Good stuff.
18/04/21 4:05:35 <Joshua Wise> Normally don't eat burgers as often, but it's nice to treat yourself.
18/04/21 4:06:21 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel vomits in the back*
18/04/21 4:07:18 <Joshua Wise> Hey Cryzel, sounds like your hubby stopped nagging us to take you to the hospital.
18/04/21 4:07:43 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL TO THE HOSPITAL.
18/04/21 4:07:53 <Joshua Wise> Oh well okay.
18/04/21 4:08:08 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off towards the hospital*
18/04/21 4:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Which do you recomend?
18/04/21 4:09:37 <Christine> The BEST Hospital in the city, with all of the BEST AND GOOD medical tech around. And NOT a Pokémon Center.
18/04/21 4:09:44 <Joshua Wise> Which is?
18/04/21 4:10:17 <Joshua Wise> I dunno this area that well.
18/04/21 4:10:25 <Joshua Wise> Japanese citizen, remember?
18/04/21 4:10:30 <Christine> I’m going with where Doctor Sylvestrichu is, given if he is alive and with all of his memories restored.
18/04/21 4:10:48 <Joshua Wise> Oh he's been barred.
18/04/21 4:11:05 <Joshua Wise> He gave a man breast implants instead of curing him.
18/04/21 4:11:13 <Joshua Wise> Wait, I see a hospital now.
18/04/21 4:11:13 <Christine> Shit
18/04/21 4:11:29 <Christine> Okay
18/04/21 4:12:14 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctors are all speaking to me now.
18/04/21 4:12:36 <Joshua Wise> The gurney they dropped her onto was pretty bloody too, but they're looking her over.
18/04/21 4:13:20 <Joshua Wise> You there, <@!429821319643660290> ?
18/04/21 4:13:25 <Christine> Yes
18/04/21 4:13:42 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctor told me something about Cryzel.
18/04/21 4:13:52 <Christine> What?
18/04/21 4:13:59 <Joshua Wise> I dunno, I don't speak Spanish.
18/04/21 4:14:31 <Joshua Wise> Boy does this place smell.
18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Look at the rooms!
18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Venezuela_hospital.jpg
18/04/21 4:14:57 <Joshua Wise> Hey wait....that ain't the US flag.
18/04/21 4:15:02 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, I see now!
18/04/21 4:15:07 <Joshua Wise> We're not in Virginia!
18/04/21 4:15:13 <Joshua Wise> We're in *Venezuela!*
18/04/21 4:15:35 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, the healthcare here is a fucking joke~! XD
18/04/21 4:15:47 <Christine> You know what?
18/04/21 4:15:54 <Christine> Get Cryzel out of there
18/04/21 4:16:04 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, I took her to the hospital.
18/04/21 4:16:15 <Joshua Wise> My job is D-O-N-E.
18/04/21 4:16:38 <Christine> Fine. I’m done talking for now. I’m letting Karma do its thing now.
18/04/21 4:16:45 <Joshua Wise> Holy shit
18/04/21 4:16:54 <Joshua Wise> I just got me $50,000!
18/04/21 4:17:13 <Joshua Wise> It's pocket change to me, but still nice~
18/04/21 4:17:27 <Joshua Wise> That the karma you were looking for?
18/04/21 4:17:59 <Christine> I meant for Cryzel.
18/04/21 4:18:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
18/04/21 4:18:41 <Christine> You know, Good Karma to do good for her.
18/04/21 4:18:54 <Joshua Wise> Do you understand how Karma works?
18/04/21 4:19:26 <Christine> Yes. When one does more good for others, good things happen for that person and their closest.
18/04/21 4:19:42 <Christine> And bad for bad.
18/04/21 4:19:42 <Joshua Wise> Well I got me some record deals~
18/04/21 4:19:54 <Joshua Wise> So it seems Karma is *rewarding* me~
18/04/21 4:20:37 <Christine> You did good. You did a good thing, so you’re being rewarded. Now, I hope good things are happening for Cryzel in her recovery.
18/04/21 4:21:04 <Joshua Wise> Oh yeah
18/04/21 4:21:12 <Joshua Wise> They sawed off her legs with a rusty bone saw.
18/04/21 4:23:08 <Joshua Wise> No anesthesia or anything.
18/04/21 4:23:37 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN vomits from watching*
18/04/21 4:24:08 <Joshua Wise> Whatcha up to, Chris?
18/04/21 4:24:57 <Christine> I feel like I’m vomiting inside my head.
18/04/21 4:25:13 <Christine> How did y’all get from Virginia to Venezuela?
18/04/21 4:25:36 <Joshua Wise> Through a portal Magi-Chan had built the other day.
18/04/21 4:25:57 <Christine> I see
18/04/21 4:26:10 <Joshua Wise> Well Cryzel is done.
18/04/21 4:26:20 <Joshua Wise> Her legs and tail were amputated.
18/04/21 4:26:36 <Christine> I am crying
18/04/21 4:27:04 <Christine> I should have left this all alone from the beginning.
18/04/21 4:27:10 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
18/04/21 4:27:24 <Joshua Wise> How so?*throws Cryzel back into the car*
18/04/21 4:27:39 <Christine> As in I should not have talked with you tonight at all, Pitohui.
18/04/21 4:27:52 <Joshua Wise> Then no hospital.
18/04/21 4:28:00 <Joshua Wise> And a dead Cryzel.
18/04/21 4:28:19 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.
18/04/21 4:28:26 <Joshua Wise> I can fix this.
18/04/21 4:28:28 <Christine> No
18/04/21 4:28:29 <Christine> Wait
18/04/21 4:28:37 <Joshua Wise> *picks up speed*
18/04/21 4:28:41 <Christine> She’s not dead.
18/04/21 4:28:55 <Joshua Wise> LLEN, open the door and kick Cryzel out.
18/04/21 4:29:00 <Christine> NO!
18/04/21 4:29:11 <Christine> Take Cryzel back to Cwcville!
18/04/21 4:29:23 <Joshua Wise> If she hits a pole at this speed, she might just splatter!
18/04/21 4:29:45 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL BACK TO CWCVILLE NOW!!!
18/04/21 4:31:00 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN opens the door*
18/04/21 4:31:22 <Joshua Wise> I got a song you might recognize.
18/04/21 4:31:25 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0
18/04/21 4:31:43 <Joshua Wise> *The car hits 106 mph*
18/04/21 4:32:01 <Joshua Wise> Ready Chrissy?
18/04/21 4:33:43 <Joshua Wise> Alright LLEN, Chris ain't responding.
18/04/21 4:33:50 <Joshua Wise> Kick the bitch.
18/04/21 4:34:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh SHIT
18/04/21 4:34:40 <Joshua Wise> An old Hilary billboard!
18/04/21 4:34:49 <Joshua Wise> Let's pay tribute to her!
18/04/21 4:35:13 <Joshua Wise> At this speed, Cryzel will make a nice splatter painting to Hilary's face~!
18/04/21 4:41:08 <Joshua Wise> KICK!!!
18/04/21 6:26:27 <Joshua Wise> Alright fuck it, we took Cryzel to a different hospital.
18/04/21 6:26:42 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine, with legs and a tail.
18/04/21 6:27:12 <Joshua Wise> Though you have to come on here and ask for me to send her home.}}


==See also==
==See also==

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Joshua Wise
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Name Joshua Wise
Also known as Idea Guy
Date of Birth 22 August 1994 (age 30)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White

Joshua Wise (known by Chris as John Yamada and by Chris's fans as "Idea Guy" or "Ballzymaker94") was a troll who influenced Chris to add politically incorrect themes and historical references, Internet memes, and false rumors into his comic, social media posts, and videos. His aim was likely to see how gullible Chris was, and how little he understands about the world, though Chris's participation may not have been completely voluntary. Chris's interactions with Wise started when he informed Chris that the characters from Hyperdimension Neptunia were invading CWCville.

In May 2018, Chris suggested that there may be more than one Idea Guy[1].

The Idea Guys were removed from power around May 2018[2]. Chris stated that he has "very Powerful Allies helping to rectify the situation. I can't say much other than certain people should be Very Frightened right now!"

Identity

For months, fans wondered about Idea Guy's identity and fictional bio, as Chris did not disclose that he was in contact with a source. On 22 January 2018, moderators at Kiwi Farms decided to dox the user known as Ballzymaker94 for being Idea Guy.

With Idea Guy's doxing, Kiwi Farms users also found posts from his accounts there and on Reddit white knighting the Idea Guy from criticism and trying to publicize Chris's Idea Guy content in other communities.

Behind the scenes

A sample of the fake news Wise used to convince Chris.

While under Wise's control, Chris himself kept quiet about the situation, never implying that anyone was taking control of him. However, the many references that he did not understand were a clear sign of external influence. There were also signs that Chris was coerced or duped into using Wise's ideas, as he appeared uncomfortable in Wise-inspired videos and is often alarmed by the troll's "revelations" about Chris's fictional world.

Some believed that the Idea Guy simply paid Chris. However, fans quickly determined that this was unlikely. The closest anyone came to paying Chris to influence CWCville was when Waterman paid him $100 to feature his Bananasauros character in Sonichu #11, even providing a script, and Chris reacted by openly mocking Waterman and his character in the very pages of the comic, rushing through the plotline and then promptly disregarding the character. Furthermore, whenever people pay Chris for content, he has an established habit of dragging his feet and putting as little effort as he possibly can into the product. Examples of this include Paid Video Requests and his treatment of high-end clients such as DStecks and Ashuraglitch.

In marked contrast, Chris appeared to genuinely believe Wise, thinking he was talking to his friends, as evidenced when he freaked out over the revelation of Rosechu being transgender. The Man in the Pickle Suit also speculated that Wise posed as various characters from CWCville.[3] This was confirmed when Kiwi Farms users who Wise had contacted in private leaked the details of his methods.

He knows he's talking to a dude. The thing is that I used to be part of a roleplay community years ago, so the rest is kind of easy for me. What made this so much easier was telling him Kurome put a curse on the Internet so that any pics taken of the girls he wants to see appear elsewhere in her attempt to make it harder for him to believe. All you gotta do really is make a sound clip on audacity to the girls he wants to here talking, and he buys it.
Wise revealing his master plan.[4]


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Wise's means of influencing Chris were surprisingly elaborate, taking the form of fake audio clips and photoshopped images which he presented to Chris as documents from CWCville and Gamindustri[5]. Wise initially played the role of a soldier from Gamindustri named John.

The Kiwi Farms leaks also revealed a large amount of content that Chris made during the saga without releasing publicly, including several pages of Sonichu #16 covering the events Wise described to him. The pages show "John" – depicted in a gas mask and body armor from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games – asking (real-world) Chris whether he still owns his Dreamcast, which John believes to be a portal to CWCville. In a page-and-a-half wall of text, Chris summarizes his adventures with John and the Hyperdimension Neptunia cast, and the salvation of Gamindustri and CWCville from the invaders.

Wise told Chris that Magi-Chan had a vision that Crystal would be born from Chris anally raping Sonichu; despite so blatantly going against Chris's beliefs and wishes, the message was convincing enough that Chris drew a horrifying piece of artwork depicting the act, where Comic Chris apologizes to Sonichu but insists that "destiny called us to make this baby".

Wise also duped Chris into believing he would receive various magical abilities in real life. This apparently emboldened Chris to begin making plans to travel to meet the creator of Rosechu's Story and to confront Cole Smithey in New York, possibly with the help of magic powers that he expected to receive. According to the leaker, Wise actually did the responsible thing in these cases and convinced Chris not to go. However, he also told Chris that Neptune would be waiting to meet him at a GameStop; Chris went, specifically, to the Forest Lakes GameStop (from which he had been banned) and waited outside in his car, honking his horn and peering inside.

Changes to Chris's fantasy land / sense of reality

Below is are summaries of changes attributed to the Idea Guy.

Hyperdimension Neptunia

Throughout November, Chris made several posts,[6] some accompanied by drawings, on being possessed by Hyperdimension Neptunia goddess Uzume Tennouboshi and an invasion of CWCville by enemy forces from the Neptunia video games.

Halfway through the month, observers began speculating that a new troll had appeared, as Chris's posts began to include references designed to go over his head. On 14 November, he wrote that Silvana had been captured by a Russian billionaire and posted a photo of the soldier who would be rescuing her, recognized by spectators as part of the Remove Kebab internet meme. The same day, Chris recorded Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! while wearing a tinfoil hat to prevent "the man" from reading his mind.

Nazi CWCville

The Christine Doll, shortly before being executed.

A day after the "Freestyle Dance", Chris described in detail how Silvana had been saved in a military conflict titled Operation BARBarossa, thinking the name was meant to be a clever nod towards his mother. The post was littered with references to World War II, particularly on actions by Nazi Germany, such as "prison camps full of large ovens" built on CWCville soil.

Days later, Chris expanded on the new CWCville lore,[7] giving the names of the prison camps. He also warned that CWCville's supply of U.S. money had been tainted with a virus – a concept borrowed from the video game Tom Clancy's The Division – and encouraged travelers to use "Cwcsmarts" instead – a name slightly reminiscent of Nazi (and Weimar) Germany's "Reichsmark". Later, he mentioned that CWCville's ZIP Code had been changed from its previous Mexican designation to one in Germany.

Two weeks after the BARBarossa post, Chris had noticed speculation that he had fallen in with the Nazi crowd, and took offense to it, insisting that the ideas had come from Count Graduon.

On 26 December, the Idea Guy informed Chris that citizens of CWCville who refused to accept SLGBTQ formed a homophobic klan and attacked the CWCville Mall, and rioted after the trial of Jamsta for molesting Punchy Sonichu. In the same message, he mentioned that the TrollBusters have been reformed into the "CWCstapo", an obvious (though lost on Chris) reference to the Gestapo, the secret police of Nazi Germany, to "be better at stopping criminals".[8] The update contains the line "A police state is a Country run by CRIMINALS", a quote from Fatherland, a novel set in an alternate timeline in which Nazi Germany won World War II.

A few weeks later, on 16 January, Chris was told that the MLP doll he had customized to his image was, in fact, bugged by Nazis. He took vengeance by smashing it to pieces on camera. A few days later, Chris destroyed his Christmas tree and a photo of Hulk Hogan in Get Out, You D*** Nazis!‎ for the same reason.

Chris thinks he fucked up big with having his new medallion crafted out of Element 115(Nazi Zombies reference FTW), which was stolen by a time traveling Hitler, and the Chris from the comics was taken too. Now Cwcville is under the control of the Nazis, and this is what he thinks Cwcville(along with the US) looks like in his imagination land.
Idea Guy[9]

CWCville elections

On 26 November, Chris broke his longstanding policy barring elections in CWCville by announcing that the position of mayor was up for election.[10] The mayoral candidates included several notorious historical figures, Russian president Vladimir Putin, actor Brendan Fraser, Ian Brandon Anderson and Payday 2 character Bob McKendrick. Incumbent Allison Amber did not run for reelection. Chris himself endorsed McKendrick, due to him sharing a name with his father, with a slogan ripped off from Pmurt's "Make America Great Again".

A few days later, Chris announced another election for chief of police.[11] The candidates were Ian Brandon Anderson (again), "Man-Ewell Noriega", and two serial killers.

Brendan Fraser won the mayoral election and took office sometime in December;[8] Ian Brandon Anderson won the vote for chief of police but Chris has yet to confirm that he has taken office.

Trans Rosechu

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A distraught Chris posted to Facebook and Twitter in early December, saying that Rosechu had informed him that she was actually transgender, and had a penis up until the events of Sonichu #8, at which point she underwent advanced gender-reassignment surgery to become "Fully Woman" and enable her to give birth to her children.[12]

Chris, agitated about the prospect of altering his canon in such a significant way, put up a poll to ask fans whether Rosechu should stay trans or be retconned back to his original concept of her being female from birth, pointing out that Rosechu being trans would hurt him and that the other option would hurt her. This reaction was seen by spectators as trans-shaming towards Rosechu, who he believes to be real in another dimension. In essence, Chris wants to be accepted as trans, added a ten-year-old trans-female to his comic, and forced Rosechu and the gang to fully accept and love Chris for coming out – but refuses to believe Rosechu herself could possibly be trans.

Residents of the CWCville dimension

Chris

With the revelation that the Nazis have taken Cwcville, it is also revealed that pre-tomgirl Chris in the comic was an from an alternate timeline, where he was whisked into the past by the Nazis. Every atrocity committed by Chris is also revealed to be the actions of Nazi Chris. He was then killed by tomgirl Chris with a swift kick to the testicles.

Chris looked back at his comics and was shocked to see how little respect he had in portraying women in his works. He thinks the Nazis kidnapped 2000s Chris and brought him back in time where they possessed him with Satanic powers and helped the Nazis win WW2.

In truth, I made a joke about the Nazis and Satanic powers, not realizing just how much he'd take it in.

[...]

I told him Chris from the past abolished women's rights so he can go on his love quest. Chris got so pissed, especially after I told him that Classic Chris helped the Nazis win WW2.

Idea Guy[9]

Sonichu

Chris butt-fucking Sonichu in comic form in order to fulfill a prophecy for Crystal's birth.

Magi-Chan foretold of a prophecy in which Crystal would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied[9].

Sonichu #15, a book Chris had wanted to use for a modern retelling of Sonichu #0 prior to his known interactions with the Idea Guy, has significant alterations to the canon of the comics. Sonichu's new birthday is given as April 20th, or "4/20" – representing the slang term "420", but also coinciding with Adolf Hitler's birthday and the anniversary of the Columbine massacre.

Another change in birthday is for Magi-chan, which was changed to 14 November, 1948[13] - the joke being that this made him 69 years old - making him the oldest Sonichu in the comic. It is also the same birthdate of Prince Charles, the current heir apparent to the British throne.

Halfway through December, Chris exclaimed that Silvana had been lost in the past, but that there was a way to bring her back if his followers would "BELIEVE In Silvana Rosechu, and her Fullest Existence in Cwcville, Virginia, USA, Of All Timelines, Worlds and Dimensions!". She was revived in a new form, with her old one destroyed.[14]

Sonichu lore was changed from an unknown number of Sonichu species to an exact number - 69[14] - which Chris had to retcon Sonichu 8 to fit in.

On 5 January, Chris posted that Magi-Chan and his mentor, Mewtwo, had gotten married – showing that gay marriage is indeed legal in CWCville.[15] They now live as a "loving triage" with Silvana.

After Idea Guy was outed, Chris resumed uploading pages for Sonichu #12-9. In it, jokes and references inserted by Idea Guy survived: Night Star and Diamond Melody order a hotdog from a Tesco merchant (Tesco had a scandal involving selling beef with horse meat to customers). Night Star also rambles about her age, giving references to Gears of War.[16]

Similarly, in-progress work on Sonichu 14 shows Chris still using Idea Guy's suggestions.

Partial pages of Sonichu 16 were posted by Kiwi Farms users whom Idea Guy had confided in, the plot of which involves his explanation on how he got access to Chris and the nightmarish state of CWCville he had described to him. Chris retained the story after the Idea Guys were ousted, however, his allies suggested that he avoid publishing the issue.

Real people

Theories on Ted Bundy

Chris stated several wild theories about serial killer Ted Bundy during the Count Dankula interview.

Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy

Chris was told that some people are half-Sonichu, such as Chris, his father Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy. Barb, on the other hand, is full human.

This idea was implanted into Chris prior to Josh Wise being doxed in January 2018; Chris maintained belief in this even after the Idea Guys had been finally removed from power in May 2018, bringing it up in June 2018 during the Count Dankula interview.

Megan Schroeder

In July 2018, Chris, during a long rant on being a chronicler for the Sonichu-verse, mentioned a belief that Megan has the memories of CPU Red Heart, which she had earned while in politics[17].

Chris trying to meet an anime girl IRL

I let him go to GameStop looking for Neptune while honking his horn and shouting her name. [...] He went up to the window and “thoroughly scanned” the inside for Neptune. [...] The Forest lakes GameStop. He went there because I said Neptune would wait at a GameStop. For some reason he went to the one he got banned from, so I went with it.
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Chris abandoning Christianity for Hyperdimension Neptunia

Marrying Chris to Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan

Main article: Cryzel and Magi-Chan

Chris began a polyamorous relationship with fictional characters Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan on 26 March 2018. Eventually, Chris declared himself to be bisexual after having had Magi-Chan as a boyfriend.

Strangely, Chris continued to hold onto this delusion even after the Idea Guys were removed from power[2].

Chris liking flat-chested women

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Early in April, Chris posted a drawing commemorating flat-chested women, depicting himself as flat-chested instead of with the usual comically-large breasts.[18]

Turning Chris bisexual

Chris liked a video featuring shirtless men in April 2018.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, saying he had done so after discussion with Cryzel and Magi-Chan[18]. Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, Dick Licker; that is I., in which he licked an image of Magi-Chan's penis drawn on a wall (and was comfortable enough to mention that he had given oral sex to Magi-Chan to a Twitter ween.[19]). He also updated his Facebook to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women."

A clue as to how Chris was manipulated into a belief that went against his hard stance of being a lesbian is in a quote from a set of bizarre tweets Chris posted on 17 April[20]:

I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW!

Kun T'Nyuget was an Idea Guy character planted into CWCville in January. It fits with the Idea Guys' pattern of manipulating Chris by altering CWCville via role-playing and Chris believing it.

Making Chris into a prostitute

On 24 April 2018, Chris announced[21]

Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.

A Twitter ween DM'd Chris about it. In the conversation, Chris said[19]:

Consider me a beginner with experience blowing my loving boyfriend, willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.

Chris told Twitter fan Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column "A" and the latter from Column "B"."[22]

Chris disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced[23]. He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and that the people responsible for it - one from California and another from Kentucky - "know who They Are and their Day is Coming and Rightfully SOON!" [1]

Other content

On 7 December, Chris posted a "dark" Pokémon fan theory, lamenting that Pokémon are kept in suspended animation with "NO Simulated Fields made from Virtual Reality! NO Living Room Apartment Setting! NOTHING! Suspended Animation in Dark".[24]

On 11 December, Chris performed a supposed "Cherokean Chant", which in fact involved mimicking the "squatting Slav" meme and reciting Internet meme quotes from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. video game series, all while drunk on half a fifth of vodka.

On 21 April 2018, Chris recorded I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms.

"Translated" dialogue

In November and December, Chris drew what he believed to be artwork featuring Sailor Moon characters conversing with his comic counterpart in foreign languages. However, he was actually tricked into writing "I am carrying a penis", among other things, in Japanese.[25]

A month later, more "translated" art was posted,[26] this one featuring the SS motto as well as German lines from the video games Brothers in Arms and Wolfenstein: The New Order. In addition, Chris tried to write the "I am carrying a penis" line again, although he accidentally wrote it with a typo.

The German translations in particular put Chris's naïveté on full display, with some of the German dialogue featuring words such as "Zebra", "Evolution" and "Universum", which are similar or identical to English counterparts that are obviously absent in the supposed translations, yet he was none the wiser.

Chris's note congratulating Magi-Chan and Mewtwo on tying the knot contains Swedish text giving a shout-out to Kiwi Farms.[15]

Gallery of leaked content

Private messages

As Ballzymaker94, Idea Guy had contacted several members of Kiwi Farms through private messaging to discuss his trolling efforts. After he was doxed by the site's moderators on 22 January 2018, the users came forward to post the content he had shared with them.

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A Kiwi Farms moderator elaborates on why they forced the Idea Guy saga to end.

He had not shared all of his content and chat logs over PM, and generally summarized his interactions with Chris. He offered to trade in all of his information in exchange for the moderators removing the dox of his family members, however, they refused the deal on the grounds that they disliked his public trolling output.

One user had a lengthy conversation with him, spanning from 3 December to 18 December 2017, archived in Idea Guy Q&A. In it, Idea Guy discusses how he had gained Chris’s trust, how Chris reacted to some of his ideas and mentions content which had not been publicly released, such as Chris wanting intel on whether Jessica Quinn was actually a troll, how Chris tried to prevent Jamsta from being jailed for molestation and Chris’s attempts to interact with Neptunia goddesses.

Idea Guy, post-doxing

After Idea Guy was doxed, Chris continued to wear the Gopnik outfit which Idea Guy had him don for the Cherokean Chant video, which became a staple of his fashion. Chris also modified his medallion shortly before Idea Guy was doxed, to feature an item from Hyperdimension Neptunia - this also continued after Idea Guy left and can be seen in Our signatures, a video recorded months later. In April 2018, Chris posted a drawing of him showing support for flat-chested women, with his character wearing both the Gopnik outfit and modified medallion. On 20 April, when asked by a troll, he affirmed that it was indeed Sonichu's birthday, that Magi-chan was born in 1948 (making him the oldest of the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon), and that Sonichu's previous canonical birthday was actually the day "he came More into this world and in my life".[27]

In March 2018, a ween brought up the Nazi camps, and Chris responded[28]:

That was Graduon’s Idea; NOT Mine.

An out-of-character video surfaced in April, One-Hundred!, in which Chris exercises with dumbbells.

On 17 April, the influence over Chris became much more obvious. Chris's Twitter account repeatedly posted slanderous lies about him.[18] He then deleted the tweets, claiming a hack had occurred – this is unlikely due to the speed at which he was able to remove the posts. Chris, being naïve, may have been coerced just as he was for the prostitution messages.

Links between Josh Wise and post-dox Idea Guy

"Cheeki Breeki" appears a month after Wise had been doxed.
  • In a tweet on 16 April, Chris inadvertently let slip a clue as to how he was being trolled, the same technique used before the doxing:
I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :) [18]
  • Chris drew Kun T’Nyuget on 23 January 2018, merely one day after Wise had been doxed, but did not reveal it until months later in May 2018. The character next surfaced as a mention in a set of tweets in April, in connection with an Idea Guy plot on turning Chris bisexual[20].
  • In December 2017, Josh Wise had Chris film Cherokean Chant, which featured him reciting a video game meme, Cheeki Breeki, because Chris believed it to be a chant of Cherokees[9] The Cheeki Breeki lines surfaced again in a drawing of Chris Chan Sonichu, dated February 2018.
  • During May 2018, Chris made many tweets indicating that his association with the Idea Guys had ended. In one tweet, he called them out on a couple of schemes which had taken place in April 2018, and said[1]:
The People who Did THAT to me know who They Are and their Day is Coming and Rightfully SOON! I Know you Read This - Don't Get Too Comfortable Jerks in The Bluegrass State or Golden State!

Notably, Josh Wise resides in California, aka the Golden State[29].

Still a believer

If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy.
Chris, in the middle of restating his belief that he is married to Cryzel and Magi-Chan, an Idea Guy concept[30].

After Idea Guy was removed from power in May 2018, Chris still maintained belief in many of the concepts that were embedded into him, despite being aware that Idea Guy is a troll. In the Copitz interview, filmed a few weeks later, Chris restated that he was bisexual, and in the Count Dankula interview, filmed in June, Chris reiterated many of the ideas fed to him about CWCville when asked about his beliefs, such as his marriage to Cryzel and Magi-Chan, Bob being part-Sonichu and theories about Ted Bundy. In Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu, Chris still believes in the joke revision that there are 69 species of Sonichus/Rosechus.

Cryzel Torture

Despite being doxxed, Idea Guy refused to quit. On July 13, 2018, Null revealed a nine hour long chatlog where Wise and Stephen Boyd berate Chris and continue to convince him that his characters were being tortured. Notably, despite the fact that Chris knew about Idea Guy, he was utterly convinced (again) that everything he said was true.

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See also

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the weens
  2. 2.0 2.1 May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed
  3. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-06-2017-rosechu-has-a-dick.37132/page-9#post-2831808
  4. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-72#post-2986876
  5. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-80#post-2988349
  6. November 2017 Facebook posts
  7. November 2017 tweets#Updates on prison camps & reality
  8. 8.0 8.1 December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy
  9. 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 Idea Guy Q&A
  10. November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election
  11. November 2017 tweets#CWCville Chief of Police election
  12. December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?
  13. https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/987472560114806786
  14. 14.0 14.1 December 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana lost in the past
  15. 15.0 15.1 January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married
  16. November 2017 Patreon posts
  17. July 2018 social media posts
  18. 18.0 18.1 18.2 18.3 April 2018 social media posts
  19. 19.0 19.1 File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg
  20. 20.0 20.1 April 2018 social media posts#Chris's Twitter controlled by troll
  21. https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/988803950165012480
  22. File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg
  23. https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720
  24. December 2017 Facebook posts#What it's like in a Pokeball
  25. November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature
  26. December 2017 Facebook posts#"Translated" Sailor Moon drawings
  27. April 2018 social media posts#A birthday "surprise"
  28. March 2018 social media posts
  29. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-65#post-2984638
  30. https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1005602044818984960
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