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Article of the Week Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,647 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 868 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 1,279 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris registers at the Adult Swim message boards. (more...) In 2018, Chris gets annoyed at Bryanfrogboy for suggesting that cartoons aren't real. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

Quote of the Now “ Thank you for being a part of this journey and we'll be checking the video out. Thanks for sharing! ” The Official Commodore X account responding to Chris Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 29 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 2 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1. 31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3. 30 January - Chris publishes Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video. 29 January - Chris is spotted at a Target. 28 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2. 26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing. 24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok. 22 January Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1. Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok. 19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement. 18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill. 17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version. 16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version. 15 January Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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