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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,935 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! July 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Article of the Week Introspection involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future. Possibly as a result of his autism, which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself. Chris believes that he is a blameless, holy creature that is practically perfect in every way. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him stress, never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like trolls, homos, conspiracies or the entire male population. In the past he's faulted the police, store managers, Mary Lee Walsh, and mall security guards for complications during his Love Quest. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses. (More...) Sighting Counter It has been... 1,817 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 1,039 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris sang that it's OK to be gay. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2016, that Chris revealed the existence of the self-inflicted taint wound publicly in a Facebook post. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2002, that Chris created the Black Sonichu card and added it to the Wall of Originals (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet? ... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ... that Blanca was real? ... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? ... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom? ... and Chris got those charges dismissed? ... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ... and that G5 has caused World War III? ... that Barb sings while vacuuming? ... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them? ... that Chris is practically blacklisted from being mentioned on Wikipedia?

Da Update It is currently July 2026. It has been... 23 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 117 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 4 July - Chris returns to Cameo. 3 July Chris rants on Bluesky, mostly about no one caring about him giving new Sonichu lore through his Transformers creations. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Extended Final and Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) - Extended Final, and its subtitled version. 1 July - Chris is spotted back in Virginia at a Walmart. 12 June - Chris publishes FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights. 5 June Chris and Flutter are spotted in the Mall of Tripla cinema, going to see The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4 Recently Uncovered Info 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. 11 June - DPF call with Bob Chandler from January 2010. 24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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