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Welcome to my wiki!
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I am a fat, autistic, self- centered man- child, who doesn't care about you, honest content, or any of that bullshit. I do not understand people, society, how to have a friend or how to entertain people, I pretend to to 'fool' people. If you actually believed me, go and dive out of your window now. My house is a public health hazard, somebody should destroy it. Kill me and my mom 'snorlax' while you're at it. In one of my crazy autistic sessions, I somehow decided you actually want to read about my life, which, I know, is complete and utter horseshit. But I'm too much of a lazy fatass to delete it. So, now there are loads of pile-of-shit pages you can read about my waste of a life and feel better about yourself.
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P.S. There are no pictures on this front page, because for once I understand how you feel and know you don't want to see my fat, aspie, perma-virgin, ass-lookalike face. Please troll my wiki to your heart's content, I guess its the only way it will ever be what you could relate to 'fun'. If you find any special needs, love- deprived, self centered assholes (such as myself) trying to moderate posts and support me, because they feel good having someone they can relate to, be sure to let them know the world is better off without them and nothing their mis-functioning, infant-mental-age brains can shit out all over the internet will actually help or interest anyone and people of their mentality should seek professional help, actually try to mould their obssessive fantasies into something helpful to society (yeah, they're gonna make the effort to do that (!), being as self- centered and socially exclusive as they are), or, most beneficial to moost people, commit suicide.
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<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]],<br>author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality,<br>[[transgender]] [[Messiah complex|goddess]], and [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|formerly]] [[Jail Saga|incarcerated]] [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">'''''[[Passive observers|OBSERVE]] CHRISTORY. DON'T [[Unholy Quintet|MAKE]] CHRISTORY.'''''</div>
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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,<br> that may seem similar to anyone in real life, <br>are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[parody|parodic]]."<br>'''''We highly advise ''against'' trying to contact or otherwise<br> seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has<br> previously been associated with him, in ''any'' way.'''''</div>
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That's my explanation for why this abominative waste of pixels exists, straight from the horse's ass. If you're still reading this, you are a fucking nerd, but hopefully you are at least bored out of your mind and wishing for me to stop, so I'll spare you the displeasure of hearing my autistic, toddler- logical bullshit any longer. Thank you.
 
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Latest revision as of 23:03, 27 October 2024

Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker.
OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.
We currently have 2,647 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise
seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has
previously been associated with him, in any way.
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Quote of the Now

I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road.
Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Article of the Week

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Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire and 45th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Hillary Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President Mike Pence, which is actually against the law.

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This Day in Christory

Never Forget.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris used the 9/11 terrorist attacks to insult Clyde Cash. It...didn't really go over well.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Business saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
34
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

CWCki News

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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