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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,653 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬 ” Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Article of the Week Kamala Harris is the current vice president of the United States, part of president Joe Biden's administration. Following Biden's decision to suspend his 2024 presidential campaign, he endorsed Harris, passing the torch and giving her the momentum to become the Democratic nominee. Harris subsequently ran against Donald Trump for the presidency. Unlike 2020, when Harris was part of the Biden-Harris ticket, Chris has expressed a greater support for her candidacy, creating multiple campaign signs for her. However, despite this critical political endorsement, the Harris-Walz campaign was defeated by Trump-Vance. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1996, Bionic the Hedgehog is created at exactly 2:31:29 P.M. In the comics, Chris and his band of furries travel back to this moment to investigate the scattering of the Sonichu Balls through time and space. (more...) Did You Know... ... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married to each other in real life? ... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? ... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom? ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event? ... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is? ... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic? ... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid? ... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game? ... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn? ... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail? ... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null? ... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently November 2024. It has been... 11 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 11 November - Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale. 9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk. 6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art. 5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results. 4 November Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen. Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results. 2 November - Chris posts more Kamala Harris drawings to Twitter. 1 November Chris releases Minecraft Exploring The End Realm. Chris is spotted at a Wendy's drive thru in Lynchburg. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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