Praetor
Praetor is a group of minor enablers who sell Sonichu-themed products on Chris's behalf. In October 2020, photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on Instagram. As of yet, how their relationship with Chris began is unknown. On 8 November 2020, Chris uploaded a sermon that he delivered to them.
Praetor is "officially partnered" with Chris, and on 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.[1] The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.[2]
| “ | (Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.) | ” |
| Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards | ||
The stun gun situation
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| “ | we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea. | ” |
| Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.[3] | ||
On 15 November, Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a stun gun.[4] Chris stated in February 2021 that he would be using the taser to stun his magic stones in an attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.[5]
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The Etsy medallion in question
What do they plan to do with that taser?
Look at that shit-eating grin.
Note the graying and bald spot in his hair.
Chris with Owen.
Wearing a filthy shirt, medallion, and magic stones.
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