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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,889 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!? ” Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue

Article of the Week TooManyGames is an annual three-day gaming convention currently held at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center in Oaks, PA. Chris attended the convention on 22 and 23 June 2018. He wore The Classic for Day 2. He had also brought along his baseball bat. He had started a GoFundMe page to help cover costs, as he had narrowly avoided foreclosure on his home one month before. Three people donated $120. Chris acted very inappropriate towards many of the guests there by kissing and/or touching them, especially those who took pictures and video with him (including a guest who was 16 years old). This eventually culminated in him being thrown out. He reacted by having a meltdown in the venue, curling up on the floor in the fetal position. Security was brought in to escort Chris out. jab50yen helped comfort Chris alongside the mother of an autistic child who was attending the event. (More...) Sighting Counter It has been... 1,679 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 900 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris e-mailed the Wallflower, mostly to talk about his malfunctioning VCR. Although Chris claimed to have learned "a bunch of my techno know-how" from his father, he reported in a second e-mail that day that he couldn't fix it. Chris then stated his intention to donate it to Goodwill, where their "tech people" would supposedly repair it for resale. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh Robbie Van Drawson is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently March 2026. It has been... 22 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 61 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1. 27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue. 24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8. 23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2. 21 February It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎. 20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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