Mumble

Mumble is a voice chat program of choice for CWC trolls. Chris has made several "fan" chats in here.

Mumble Chat 1

Main article: Mumble 1

In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and the TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fanbase discuss his PS3, video games and Anime. Chris is still building his lego CWCville. Male homos are bad, but and lesbians are OK in his book - to the point of sister-sister incest being acceptable. He has no desire to make new male friends. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with Barack Obama. Chris doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him. Also, he's related to Anne Boleyn and likes Meg Griffin.

Mumble Chat 2

Main article: Mumble 2

The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. Trolls ask nonsensical questions about Sonichu, including the wetness of Bubbles' china. Chris is angry that Clyde broke Panda's hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in CWCville. Chris says that alcohol is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his nudes are photoshopped. Chris says that he is stronger than Clyde and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a wild Snorlax appears.

Mumble Chat 3

Main article: Mumble 3

The third Mumble chat starts with small talk, then sex talk between Chris and Julie before Clyde takes over in the later stages. Molvania has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. He can’t understand why he’s single. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others virginity and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyse each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make a video saying that he's gay, threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.

Mumble Chat 4

Main article: Mumble 4

The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of Julie. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the Love Quest. Chris does racist impersonations of black people.Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologise to Vivian for not listening to her. Clyde gives him three days to throw away his material possessions.

Mumble Chat 5

Main article: Mumble 5

As Chris is about to start talking to Julie, the dastardly Clyde Cash appears, as if from nowhere. He continues to berate Chris about his inability to support himself and Julie, exposing his mammoth ignorance of what survival in the real world entails. He has a hundred dollars saved and believes that saving this same amount each month will sustain his family and lies that he has looked for jobs with his degree. Chris admits that Sonichu villains are people who have made him feel inferior in the past. Julie is mostly a background character in this chat; playing half-hearted cheerleader for Chris throughout.

Mumble Chat 6

Main article: Mumble 6

The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the Miyamoto Saga. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like homos or how he knows that all men are jerks without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he can't describe his daily schedule at the moment. He can't remember why he admitted his dirty crapped briefs to Clyde. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his ignorance about money. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and his religion's stance on premarital sex. Chris finishes by admitting to be a homo in German.

Mumble Chat 7

Main article: Mumble 7

The seventh Mumble chat is another fan Q&A, similar to Mumble 6. Chris has given bad advice in the last chat, causing a fan's girlfriend to leave him. Chris shows no remorse. Trolls try to encourage Chris to make videos proving his strength and showcasing his fighting moves. He claims that the dildo in the vibrator destruction video was glued together and took a lot of strength to pull apart, but later backpedals and says he used shears. The possibility of more Rule 34 in Sonichu is discussed, especially giving Rosechu a pickle. Chris fails at the national anthem and reveals that his mom told him that his Attraction Sign made him look retarded. Chris says he thinks Panda might be dead, but shows no real emotion. Many terrible impersonations are spread throughout this chat. Clyde enters at the end and Chris bolts.

Mumble Chat 8

Main article: Mumble 8

Mumble Chat 8 is another fan Q&A covering a variety of topics. Chris can't name the ten commandments or the seven deadly sins offhand. Chris tries to convince Julie that premarital sex is OK in his religion, and tries to claim he doesn't hate all homos when he's called on his religious hypocrisy. Chris agrees he would have a threesome with two other men as he tries to choreograph a threesome between himself, Julie and Sarah May. Chris admits recycling, and says that he only goes to McDonald's two to three times a week. Chris calls Sarah May by 'Julie' several times throughout the conversation, which causes her to freak out and attempt suicide. While he shows some concern as she's screaming about killing herself, Chris reacts like a sloth on sedatives after her 'death', reassuring himself that he still has Julie.