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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,951 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation. I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses. He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less. So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him? I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was. I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky.

Article of the Week Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 201 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,821 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,812 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,246 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released the first part of the Sonichu 4 Official Videobook. (more...) In 2014, Chris attended the third annual Charlottesville Pride Festival, an event organized by Cville Pride at Lee Park in downtown Charlottesville. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian? ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket? ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ... that Chris is the Level-Up King? ... that Virginia is for Virgins? ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ... and that Chris believed it too? ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! September 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently September 2026. It has been... 15 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 169 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. 5 September - Chris publishes A Tribute to Peter Cullen from JCWCSP. 29 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at a MINISO store. 27 August - Optimus Prime's voice actor Peter Cullen dies. Chris makes multiple posts grieving over the death and also claims that Cullen's soul has merged with his C-197 counterpart to return after the Dimensional Merge's completion. 19 August - Chris reveals in a Cameo video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the A Christmas Story House during his recent trip to Ohio. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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