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Quote of the Now “ I will tell all of you of my burdens and sins now. A lot of which have already been overshared in decades past, so there may be some repeats. I was guilty of the sin of lust for a long time. Yes, I am a pervert, though I have found I am more vanilla than into things like bondage and stuff. I was also guilty of theft. When I was young, I stole a dinosaur LCD game from a Radio Shack. I was encouraged to return the following day and pay the $7 for it. I have overlooked a lot of the friendships I had over the years, yet I still Think of those people fondly at times. My sweetheart search in the earlier days was more on bodily impulse and typical sex wants, on top of literal destiny and the dreams of my future daughter. I had sinned bad with Megan Schroeder in that, which was one of, if not my very first NSFW drawing. I should have never ever depicted anything NSFW in my books, regardless of influence by some people online with their memes, drawings and s***, as well as the various manipulations from the theoretical exes. On those theoretical exes, I had little understanding of what it meant to be in a relationship, or even none at all outside of watching TV and the friendships I had before. Plus being is located inside a house, or townhouse, for decades under a pair of elderly parents... ...who fought so much, that I had to play peacemaker and care give them even when I was a child. It got very frustrating upon me, Especially all of the freaking fighting and yelling!!! I got Soo stressed, I ended up on SSRIs, which would have never been a thing, as I needed to learn to cope... ...with it. But it is still no excuse for what I had to go through with the family drama and divisions between both Robert and Barbara and their respective relative, which frustrated me even more!!! I've wanted to yell back at Mister C for Years, then I finally did in High School over his stupid random thought of verbal "sparring" over freaking frog's teeth! Gah!!! And PVCC and the Sweetheart Search, let's talk about that more, shall we? I have been with feelings of invisibility, but recently has been made apparent with how big my aura and energy field are. Do you think I was having fun feeling overlooked, regardless of it being good of me to go around... ...that f****** attraction sign that made it look like I was soliciting for sex, which is fair, BUT I was looking for Friendships First before the sex or romance, and I thought that was made clear with "from the ground up", so I feel like I had some common sense there. I was racist, but not totally. My father was some racist. And I have watched "All in the Family", "Sanford and Son" and, of course, "Boondocks" with "Don't trust them ni*****, over there". I felt distraught when I realized that my environment was making me come off as racist, and I have tried to... ...make amends for that. Not to mention the black face I was cooerced into doing. Transitioning to the homophobic saga; I was Soo against Men, in general, because they were taking all of the women, from my view. And then I could have considered lesbians, but in my mindset at that time, I did not. So, I hated on gays, because I had hated on men, in general. I have realized this and become more relaxed on it after coming out as a bisexual transforman, myself. But, apparently I'm still confused, as I have been told, but I still maintain my identity, even if I still choose the restroom of my... ...gender identity over gender neutral restrooms. Could that be considered perverted? No, because I never had any such thoughts whatsoever. I Transitioned, authentically, without any desire to find romance anywhere from doing that. I did that in my own identity and self. I don't even have all of the LGBTQIA+ flags memorized, nor do I know all of the terminology, despite me attending some meetings over the time and meeting others in the communities. If I have another sin to confess to, it's my hatred. My hatred of Haters and Fakers and Darkest Sinners worldwide. And with valid reasons of you all taking advantage of me due to my autism and mentality. And I genuinely KNOW about the metaphysical and beyond and everything. I am not bragging on that at all. I have been everywhere in my meditations and astral projections. Transition to another sin I'll also confess to, my narcissism. Fine. My environment and family put some of that into my mentality, plus from having to deal with selfish pricks online over the years. Sure, I can be into myself a bunch of times. But when it comes to the metaphysical, I am honest... I have been literally possessed by angels and Gods and Goddesses. And if that freaking heavily regretful "Unclit" was any indication, I have also been influenced by a few demons. But that comes from stress and duress, so I ask for some empathy. ...about that. I have been possessed before by angels and even Gods. And I did literally Body-Swap with Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Sonichu Prime, and a certain someone who will not be mentioned, because I am not at liberty to do so, because that would be doxxing And one last thing I will mention of in recent years: I Lied when I was asked about not being in certain places where I was bigfoot photographed. I am not at liberty to talk about those experiences or individuals online. So, Of Course I Lied with that. And I have LOTS to talk about, eventually,... ...if not never about all of that. So, yeah. That is pretty much all of my burdens and sins. Every single one. With all of that said, I bid all of you a good and safe day with #LightPower and Blessings while I clear my chakras and realign with the cosmos, earth, sun and moon.Be safe and well.⚡️💙⚡️ I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups. Still, I am on my redemption arc, and I wish for kindness and support in that. If I can be welcomed again, that would be nice, but I do not expect it so.⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris confesses his sins on Bluesky.

Article of the Week Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least seven occasions since 2024, making it the only place outside the United States which he is known to have visited (not counting interdimensional excursions). On the first four trips, he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki. On the fifth trip, he was spotted shopping with Flutter at a market in Rauma. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 19 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,638 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,629 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,063 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, the Handdrawn Premiere issue of the Sonichu comic (#0) is finished, and published online by Chris. (more...) In 2009, Robert Simmons V and an undercover Man in the Pickle Suit drove to Chris's church uninvited. Robert meets Chris and Bob, and covertly records over 90 minutes of audio from their in-person interaction. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ... that you should believe in the OCs? ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu? ... that Chris has been to Finland on at least seven separate occasions? ... and that Chris denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently March 2026. It has been... 30 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 68 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 24 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1. 27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue. 24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8. 23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2. 21 February It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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