Praetor
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| “ | (Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.) | ” |
| Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards | ||
Praetor is a group of enablers who sell Sonichu-themed products on Chris's behalf. In October 2020, photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on Instagram. As of yet, how they began contact with Chris is unknown. On 8 November 2020, Chris uploaded a sermon that he delivered to them.
Praetor is "officially partnered" with Chris, and on 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.[1] The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.[2]
On 29 July 2021, a four minute call, where Chris seems to have admitted having sexual intercourse with his mother with a woman, was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member Isabella Loretta Janke. The other Praetor members appear to have turned tail after the leaks, making their true relation to Chris, as well as their origin, harder to decipher.
Members
Isabella Loretta Janke
- Main article: Isabella Loretta Janke
Isabella was hired by Praetor to make the animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video, and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. According to Bella she cut ties with them early in 2021 but according to the Watchmen, she was a prominent Praetor member up until at least June.
Annie (Annabel Renee Ikenberry)
Annie Ikenberry (annirenee) is an 18-year old OnlyFans camgirl and the primary female "bait" used by the Praetors to attract Chris.
Owen Sundstrom
Caden Peck
Emily(?) and Unknown Female
The stun gun situation
- Main article: Taser Discussion
| “ | we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea. | ” |
| Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.[3] | ||
On 15 November, Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a stun gun.[4] Chris stated in February 2021 that he would be using the taser to stun his magic stones in an attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.[5]
Audio of Praetor members and another voice that is alleged to be Naught/Bismuth of the Watchmen, also leaked.
Gallery
The Etsy medallion in question
What do they plan to do with that taser?
Look at that shit-eating grin.
Note the graying and bald spot in his hair.
Chris with Owen.
Wearing a filthy shirt, medallion, and magic stones. A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release about Chris' arrest.
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