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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker. We currently have 2,772 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Announcement 04/16/2016 is a video Chris streamed on 16 April 2016 in which he "launches" Sonichu Entertainment of America – a business concept fed to him by the Lady Managers. In it, Chris reads off a script announcing the venture, unaware of the many jokes peppered in by the Lady Managers to mock him. Chris concludes the video on a unrelated note, asking fans to make a meme about the effects of autism. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,461 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 682 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 1,092 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 1,099 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris reports in his diary that he has discovered a potential way of attracting ladies, using red string with a paper heart attached. (more...) In 2017, Doopie publicly shoots down Chris's "extremely creepy" attempt at socializing with her and scolds him for giving her money while he and his mother are in the habit of begging for grocery money. (more...) In 2021, Chris is arrested for incest. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo? ... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC? ... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? ... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off? ... and that Chris was working on it!? ... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

Quote of the Now “ Happy Independence Day. ⚡️💙⚡️🇺🇸 ” Chris on Bluesky Da Update It is currently August 2025. It has been... 9 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 76 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 July - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form. 23 July - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at Rauma International Market in Finland. 11 July - Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged Reviews -Wave 3 Trailer. 4 July - Chris wishes his fans a Happy Independence Day. 29 June - Chris publishes Discovering Transformers Legacy United Merged Wave 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 24 July - PokeStop rejection from August 2020 11 July - Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland sighting from April 2024. 5 July - A listing on eBay reveals Chris's first jail letter in response to a fan, from August 2021. 15 June - Photo analysis reveals that Chris attended the Festival of Light in May 2025 and traveled to Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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