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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,853 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Asperchu is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the Sonichu comics, who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing. (More...) Freedom Counter It has been... 1,597 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 818 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Christian wrote on the CWC Blog that "I will be creating the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** Encyclopedia Dramatica page that has plagued me since November of 2007." (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Quote of the Now “ I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine. And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe. ” Chris in reflective mood Da Update It is currently December 2025. It has been... 24 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 212 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 15 December - Chris publishes Punislav First Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 13 December - Chris publishes Armoraxe Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 12 December - Chris publishes Powler Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 10 December - Chris publishes Excelina Outtake Movie 1 and its subtitled version. 8 December - Chris publishes Silver Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 6 December - Chris publishes Son Chu Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 3 December - Chris uploads Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie and Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated and their subtitled versions. 1 December - Chris uploads Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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