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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,942 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Look where Son-Chu and I stopped by at. ⚡️💙⚡️ #ToysRUs And we found a few #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged figures in there as well, like I said in my review videos. ⚡️💙⚡️ So satisfying! ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky and X

Article of the Week For years, trolls joked that Chris, in his desperation to find a boyfriend-free girl, would eventually turn to his mom based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody. Chris and Barb's incestuous affair most likely began on 27 June 2021, but his social media presence earlier in the month may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house. On 27 July 2021, during a call with Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition, also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her. He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's late father Bob, who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her G-spot. Files were leaked to the public the following night, and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail. Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until 27 March 2023, at which point he was released into a group home. As a result of Chris complying with the autism disorder deferred disposition program, his incest charge was dropped in August 2023. He has commented on the charge against him numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary. Due to the weens abusing the donation system on his livestreams to spam such messages, he had come up with a lot of excuses, from claiming that " [he has] been forgiven and cleansed of any and all sins of [his], period", to stating that it happened in another timeline. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 162 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,781 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,773 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,206 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, those darned jerkops prevented Chris from literally reeling in the ladies. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Bob Chandler's alma mater is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide) ... that Chris once compared carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture? ... that trolls once presented a script of a video mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash to Chris, and then Chris created and released it for them? ... that Chris's family tree includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned twenty-one slaves? ... that BILLY MAYS is absolutely PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION? ... that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023? ... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his Etsy shop? ... that the US and Japan really wanted to get it on? ... that Praetor is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! August 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently August 2026. It has been... 3 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 129 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 30 July - 2 August - Chris takes a trip to Ohio and is spotted at the airport on his way back. 1 August Chris publishes CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short). 19 July - On Bluesky and Twitter, Chris promotes CosmicKeyframe's GoFundMe which was set up the previous day for help getting precancerous tissue removed from her cervix. 18 July - Chris publishes JCWCSP's old Nintendo Switch 1 For Sale on Cwclight, a reminder for the video game console that he put up for sale in April. 17 July - Around midnight, it is noticed that Chris's Twitter has a verification checkmark again. Chris found out about it the next day, denying that he got it by paying for the premium subscription. 16 July - Chris posts to Bluesky that his Wi-Fi is still not restored, delaying the video and promising it will come the next week again. 14 July - Chris likes a Bluesky post from Lightning Bliss using his lightpower82 account, resuming the first public activity on the account since liking a ProjectSNT post on 17 April. Recently Uncovered Info 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. 11 June - DPF call with Bob Chandler from January 2010. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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