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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]],<br>author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality,<br>[[transgender]] [[Messiah complex|goddess]], and [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|formerly]] [[Jail Saga|incarcerated]] [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]].</div>
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Latest revision as of 10:05, 4 June 2025

Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker.
OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.
We currently have 2,774 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise
seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has
previously been associated with him, in any way.
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Quote of the Now

Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.

I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️

Chris on X and Bluesky

Article of the Week

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"Challenge for Clyde II" (originally "10142009") is a video in which Chris demands Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in Charlottesville, and that he knows this because he has the FBI working for him. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his camera, especially in his previous video. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his rage) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

71
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,423
days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,415
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
2,848
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris promised to interview Robert Simmons V in his next Sonichu comic.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Business saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update

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It is currently August 2025. It has been...
20
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
87
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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