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新德里，二月20(ANI）:接合管部长为科学和工艺学借粗糙的 Vardhan 今天称赞了中心的电子学工程研究院 （CSIR－CEERI）， Pilani，为了发展一个台工艺学处理一个国家的像乳掺杂的平坦损害健康的危险。 我们之中的许多是不愿意的有在今天的有恶意、破碎南非引起我们的不适应人格和生命的关于的谈话。 好吧，我们的和友谊的关系和许多其他类型每个人除了我们自己，是在我们的病史中被发现。 过去的 48 年种族隔离政策尺已经安装我们是我们是今天的。 我们的 ANC 政府是如此迂回的下面水流和隐藏的程序序列的完美的适宜。 我们仍然被吊－提高在我们身上现代的而且所有的那廉宜货，但是事实上，我们之中的许多正在只利用被呈现给他们的机会： 一个社会在所有类型的奴隶制度、 anomie 和健忘上�<br>。<br><br>苛性钠以不同的格式以没有味道是一个白、溶解的固体。 乙醇和水中很可溶解。 它是一个强碱，激烈地与酸起化学反应而且对像形成易燃／爆炸的气体 （氢）的锌、铝、锡和铅的桥套在湿空气中是腐蚀的。 当接触片用潮湿或者水可能产生热时，它快速地从空气吸收二氧化碳而�<br>�水。<br><br>冒险在西的巴基斯坦，也我的必须被 PIDC 启动将会，在如此的情况，采取主动，在做方面，因此公司会，至最大延伸区合理的，和它本身联合如此的私营企业例如可能浮现。 在恰好的时间，企业的它的投资，公司的特许指示它剥夺它本身。 它创办。 在个案计画有权的私营企业本身的负投资的这一 polic 将会是－然而，介绍那随时，私营企业应该是被发现的就绪吗和有能力的企业任何的或者在关于社会经济的公有部份的计划被标示的所有工业用投资，应该没有让民间部份这么做的失速状态 inkc。 在社会经济的公有部份中被显示的投资不是私营企业的镜的不包括，国家的或外国的，作为计划周期期间的工�<br>�展开图。<br><br>种族隔离政策曾经永不为我们的民族提供了律师或我们，因此，抑压的程度他们在我们身上的外 doled。 ANC 试着给一些社会工作者，和一个不足取的心理学家操作当中和与低劣的和 Apartheidized 非洲人。 什么正在度过是依据 ANC 规定的很所谓的社会工作者进入 ANC 的贪污经营方式运用法之内买，和他们自己，正在关于正在 [http://www.semchem.com/ 片碱价格] Protea 庭院工作的人们在上收受依照讨论的贿赂。 他们在不同的政府和私人的机关中不是唯一的一捕获贿赂、警察和许多其他人民。 另一个事物是他们<br>��知的。 周期。<br><br>细菌以过量的油铅，对不稳定的外皮联合。 被药治疗的肥皂用反细菌的成分时常被用解释这个棘手的外皮。 然而，因为您源点为药治疗的肥皂，避免太粗糙作为外皮的肥皂。 它可能移除不只有坏细菌，但是也使外皮保持健康的好一。 再次，尝试出自轻微反应式第一，而且经常以这不洗面被药治疗肥皂，因为它会做的伤害比货物多。
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Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker.
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Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • It's Fraggle Rock, Father. • Future Message • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • Parkay • OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • No longer a virgin • Burning down the house • Un-clit • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris Kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • Why they would never deliver any pizza from this place you FRICKIN-FRACKIN HATING TROLLS! • The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • I'll Be Your Mirror • I crapped my panties • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax! • Classic Chris is dead • Rebirth of the medallion • Chris speaks gibberish for about 2 minutes

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge • Praetor

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • GAMePLACe • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PS3 Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Arbitarch • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Saint • ProjectSNT • Chandler's List • Lainchu • Crystalgate • KwaiiSandbag • Warhol • Knights • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Introspection • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Animals • Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Pornography • Race • Reading • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: AI • Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games
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Quote of the Now

“ Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed. ”
Chris on Bluesky


Article of the Week

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Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

238
 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,591
 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,583
 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
3,016
 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris (then aged 26) sent flirtatious Facebook messages to a 17-year-old.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Da Update

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It is currently January 2026. It has been...
9
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
22
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
  • 26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing.
  • 24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok.
  • 22 January
    • Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1.
    • Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok.
  • 19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
  • 18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
  • 17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
  • 16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
  • 15 January
  • 14 January
  • 13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
  • 12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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