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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,945 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Have you been to Cleveland, Ohio? Big city there. There is a Superman statue in a small museum, and that's pretty much the hometown of the chronicler, and his wife, and his friend who did some of the- who did the art. There's a lovely statue over there, I'd say go check it out sometime. I also checked out the Christmas Story House, Ralphie's House. ” Chris on Cameo

Article of the Week Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 186 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,805 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,796 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,230 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris blessed his fans and cursed his trolls. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Bob Chandler's alma mater is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide) ... that Chris once compared carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture? ... that trolls once presented a script of a video mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash to Chris, and then Chris created and released it for them? ... that Chris's family tree includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned twenty-one slaves? ... that BILLY MAYS is absolutely PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION? ... that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023? ... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his Etsy shop? ... that the US and Japan really wanted to get it on? ... that Praetor is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! August 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently August 2026. It has been... 13 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 153 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 19 August - Chris reveals in a Cameo video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the A Christmas Story House during his recent trip to Ohio. 15 August - Chris is spotted at PetSmart. 9 August - The documentary The Sick Mind of EDP445 is released. Chris is among the people who were interviewed. ??? - 3 August - Chris takes a trip to Ohio and is spotted at the airport on his way back. 1 August Chris publishes CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short). Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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