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Quote of the Now “ ✨I just uploaded a new profile photo ” Chris on TikTok.

Article of the Week Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects. The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.) (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 241 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,860 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,851 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,285 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris spent ten dollars on BioShock for the PS3, played it for a while, then gave up. This shows how irresponsible he is with money. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters? ... that Brütal Legend rocks? ... that Chris was featured on Fox News? ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons? ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"? ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge? ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video? ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music? ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video? ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently October 2026. It has been... 54 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 208 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 20 October - Chris publishes Preview from the extended version of General Electric Defense featuring Shattered Glass Optimus. 7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated). 6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ, stating that it is for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version. 14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever). 13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky. 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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