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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,924 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Unavailable for personalized videos until 08/03/2026. "I’ll be back on later this year. Be safe and well, and go forth with that which is Light Powered, Holy and Good. ⚡️💙⚡️" ” Chris on Cameo

Article of the Week On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 92 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,711 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,703 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,136 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris released a tedious video criticising trolls. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2000, that Sonichu and Rosechu's house in CWCville was completed. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently May 2026. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 59 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 69 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 22 May Chris and Flutter are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version. 15 May - Chris publishes Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version. 8 May - Chris uploads Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (plus a subtitled version) and Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2 2 May - Chris says he will be unable to make video on Cameo until 2 August 2026. 1 May Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going. Recently Uncovered Info 24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009. 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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