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Article of the Week Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,852 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 1,073 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris freaked out over videos of his home being on the Internet. (more...) Today, in 2010, Chris accidentally formatted his PS3's hard drive, erasing over three years of his collected video games and other downloads. He announced the tragedy in a video, and also wrote to Jackie about it. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car?

Quote of the Now “ Have you been to Cleveland, Ohio? Big city there. There is a Superman statue in a small museum, and that's pretty much the hometown of the chronicler, and his wife, and his friend who did some of the- who did the art. There's a lovely statue over there, I'd say go check it out sometime. I also checked out the Christmas Story House, Ralphie's House. ” Chris on Cameo Da Update It is currently August 2026. It has been... 12 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 152 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 19 August - Chris reveals in a Cameo video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the A Christmas Story House during his recent trip to Ohio. 15 August - Chris is spotted at PetSmart. 9 August - The documentary The Sick Mind of EDP445 is released. Chris is among the people who were interviewed. ??? - 3 August - Chris takes a trip to Ohio and is spotted at the airport on his way back. 1 August Chris publishes CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short). Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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