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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on Chris Chan, the lolcow author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker. We currently have 2,868 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,646 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 868 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. HIPAA Counter Chris was in an unknown location for 65 days. He was likely there since his third hearing in February 2022, which would be a total stay of 90 days. He is now returned to the Jail of Fail. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris registers at the Adult Swim message boards. (more...) In 2018, Chris gets annoyed at Bryanfrogboy for suggesting that cartoons aren't real. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming?

Quote of the Now “ Thank you for being a part of this journey and we'll be checking the video out. Thanks for sharing! ” The Official Commodore X account responding to Chris Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 29 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 2 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1. 31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3. 30 January - Chris publishes Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video. 29 January - Chris is spotted at a Target. 28 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2. 26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing. 24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok. 22 January Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1. Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok. 19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement. 18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill. 17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version. 16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version. 15 January Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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